Le Stu Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Washing my wallet for the second time this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Washing my wallet for the second time this year *starts stopwatch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Banks. Banks are still twats. It's actually impossible to open a bank account without a passport or drivers license. It is. Anyone who says otherwise is pure lying. After years of putting it off, my passport form is finally ready to go, but shit knows how I'm going to pay for it when my accounts blocked, because my ID is insufficient, again, for the 4th or 5th time.I didn't even want a new bank account, but they got all salesman on me when I was in there putting money into the missis' account. The lass was convinced she could get me registered with the minimal ID I have. So the account was opened, closed my shite Nationwide account because they wouldn't even give me a poxy Electron. Then my new account gets locked down, all because the cuntbitch isn't so booksmart on company protocol, and didn't really confirm the documents with head office, which I didn't know about.Found out the hard way too, buying stuff in a supermarket, and getting the DECLINED noise, with a big queue of people. Utterly embarrassing.Not to worry though. Mammoth complaint letter is ready to go, where I just slagged of how shit she is at her job for about 2 pages, but fairly eloquently. The next letter will be written in turd ink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Washing my wallet for the second time this year Money launderer! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Money launderer!Superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Money launderer!*click* 57minutes.Winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I always wash with Banco El Presidente and they've never had a problem with any of my passports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Working with glass wool insulation....i'm itchy as fleck noo!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Working with glass wool insulation....i'm itchy as fleck noo!!!!At least it's not Asbestos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Working with glass wool insulation....i'm itchy as fleck noo!!!!You should always wear gloves around that shit, I used to work as a sparky and spent many a day crawling around in lofts (not to mention under floorboards) - awful stuff. Have a bath (a cold one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Rude old people!!!GRRRRRR a bunch of fucking coffin dodgers who join a queue didn't expect to have to wait for their drinks (dumbfucks) and are mumpy, rude shits to me when I get round to their order. One was walking back and fore checking to see where his drink order was in the queue, well I'm bloody sorry but if you don't want to fucking wait then don't join a queue, simple as.One wrinkly fat bitch told me to remind her never to visit again, aye sure thing love, next time I see you I'll boot you up the arse and explain to your dementia-fucked brain that you hate our store because you had to wait 5 minutes for a coffee. It's not as if I push a bloody button and the coffee comes out ready made, the whole thing is made fresh in front of you.Hope she fell and broke a hip on the way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Rude old people!!!GRRRRRR a bunch of fucking coffin dodgers who join a queue didn't expect to have to wait for their drinks (dumbfucks) and are mumpy, rude shits to me when I get round to their order. One was walking back and fore checking to see where his drink order was in the queue, well I'm bloody sorry but if you don't want to fucking wait then don't join a queue, simple as.One wrinkly fat bitch told me to remind her never to visit again, aye sure thing love, next time I see you I'll boot you up the arse and explain to your dementia-fucked brain that you hate our store because you had to wait 5 minutes for a coffee. It's not as if I push a bloody button and the coffee comes out ready made, the whole thing is made fresh in front of you.Hope she fell and broke a hip on the way out Where is it you work out of interest..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 You could probably guess... I always smile at customers and try to get through orders as quickly as possible, but those croaky shits just wanted something to moan about, and I got the brunt of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 You could probably guess... I always smile at customers and try to get through orders as quickly as possible, but those croaky shits just wanted something to moan about, and I got the brunt of it.Does it rhyme with CarFucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 BOOO *hiss* noooo it does not haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Where is it you work out of interest..?Sounding a bit John W there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 BOOO *hiss* noooo it does not hahaFlosta? Cafe Hero? Tindersocks?(I didn't mean to edit your post by the way, sorry, I pressed Edit instead of Quote and hit post before I noticed. Damn these new found powers. Damn them all to hell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Flosta? Cafe Hero? Tindersocks?(I didn't mean to edit your post by the way, sorry, I pressed Edit instead of Quote and hit post before I noticed. Damn these new found powers. Damn them all to hell)Hahaha the power is going to your head!!! You got it on the first one, well done *claps* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I'm guessing the Costa coffee bar in Union Square given her frequent rants about the neds frequenting the place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I did wonder and do not want to stalk you ftr. I frequent the Costa at Union Sq a lot. I will make sure from now on I am exceptionally rude and awkward. :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Mods removing my avatar despite the same image being freely available on Amazon, Tesco (!) and in just about every record shop in eth country since 1969. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 (I didn't mean to edit your post by the way, sorry, I pressed Edit instead of Quote and hit post before I noticed. Damn these new found powers. Damn them all to hell)Ahh, my replacement I see. Use them wisely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Mods removing my avatar despite the same image being freely available on Amazon, Tesco (!) and in just about every record shop in eth country since 1969. Ahh, my replacement I see. Use them wiselyAre these two posts linked?Lucky - tell me you didn't remove his avatar - I loved that avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Are these two posts linked?No. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 No. .Och, I was going to offer to fight Lucky to put it back on. I'm confident I could take him, but you look like a mean, dirty fighter, so I'm nae going to mess.I think his avatar was disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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