Alkaline Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 People that fire off self-aggrandising anecdotes.Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Fixed Grammar Nazi's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Grammar Nazis.Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Fixed Ah'll fix yoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Football. Just... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Football. Just... why?It's fun to play, is why?I can appreciate that, being from Peterhead, you would struggle to see any appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Well... that makes a great example regarding my original posts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Aye, but it doesn't slag off "all blacks". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Auld wifies (though not old enough for a pass, clearly) who get on the bus, having clearly spent an eternity waiting for the terminally slow shell of rust to arrive, and then spend aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages delving beyond the buttons and various bits of lint in their purse to extract something resembling coinage to hand to the driver.You've been doing fuck all while waiting on the bus, why not get your loose change out then instead of holding up a bus full of people desperate to get to work*?* The last bit may be lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Auld wifies (though not old enough for a pass, clearly) who get on the bus, having clearly spent an eternity waiting for the terminally slow shell of rust to arrive, and then spend aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages delving beyond the buttons and various bits of lint in their purse to extract something resembling coinage to hand to the driver.You've been doing fuck all while waiting on the bus, why not get your loose change out then instead of holding up a bus full of people desperate to get to work*?* The last bit may be lies That's the one son. If you know its going to take ten minutes to look out your shitty council bus pass then kindly do it before the bus arrives/as its pulling up instead of holding everyone else up you crazy old foosters.Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.Sweater vests. Come on, what's the point?Those "this is not an invitation to rape me" adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Those "this is not an invitation to rape me" adverts.Especially as by definition, an "invitation to rape" is an oxymoron and therefore cannot exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Those "this is not an invitation to rape me" adverts.I'm sure I saw one of those at a bus stop that had a bride on it. I didn't get it. However I now know that raping brides just isn't cricket.100% spot on about the old folk and buses by the way. It's worrying that such a small thing could piss me off this much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 100% spot on about the old folk and buses by the way. It's worrying that such a small thing could piss me off this much.annoys me too, altho I think quite a lot of age groups can be guilty of thispeople who don't read emails properly (thats personal emails to friends) when you are trying to organise something and they comeback asking questions that are on the bottom of the email or bene explained 10MIIIIIIIIIILLION times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Girls that know when they've been spiked and get their mates to walk them home to be sure they're safe.I mean, what's a guy to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hate when people refer to themselves in third person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Misogyny and laddish behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hate when people refer to themselves in third person!The Dave agrees with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Misogyny and laddish behaviour.Yes........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 People who have a problem with men being men. I'm a man: if i want to swear, watch football, drink beer, smoke, wank, piss on the floor and "forget" to clean it up etc i will.Stop being such a bunch of wet-blankets. There is nothing wrong with machismo every now and then. It's only as irritating as the plethora of activities that women and effeminate people like doing that infringe on my general well being. Live and let live, that's what i say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Strong Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 people who put suger in tea.WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHO ARE YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennbuchan Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 When dog walkers leave their dog's shit on the street.URGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 When dog walkers leave their dog's shit on the street.URGH!In that vein.Horses/Horse riders. Why the fuck do they get to just shit everywhere, surely it's equally or more (related to quantity) offensive than dogs.Those fucking snooty horse riders should have to climb down off their high horse (guffaw - word play) and shovel it up. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 In that vein.Horses/Horse riders. Why the fuck do they get to just shit everywhere, surely it's equally or more (related to quantity) offensive than dogs.Those fucking snooty horse riders should have to climb down off their high horse (guffaw - word play) and shovel it up. Dicks.Farmers that spread shit over their fields then drive onto the roads and cover them in slippy, smelly, shitty mud and leave it for days. The council wonders why the roads are in such bad condition? Drivers that hate being overtaken and try everything they can to avoid it, yet aren't confident enough to actually drive at the speed limit; some old man every morning drives at 20 miles an hour at parts of the road where it's dangerous to overtake, yet when it comes to a straight, he speeds right up if you try to overtake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Carrying on the shit talk, customers coming in to the shop I work in clarted in shite. Even just washing their hands to get rid of the crusty dried-on brown layer off would be a start. I know they're all farmers and the like, but a tiny bit hygiene before they do their weekly shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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