Scorge Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Biggest poker pet hate are the ones who wear hats and sunglasses. Ponces the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I wear a hat, but I wear a hat all the time. Sometimes have my hood up as well, and I usually listen to headphones, unless there is some decent banter at the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 My biggest poker pet hate is when I play with my mates. We usually have a few games on a Friday night, and by the third game everyone is so pissed that they are busy having arguments / conversations and not paying any attenetion to the game. And you're like "check raise or fold. check raise or fold. CHECK RAISE OR FUCKING FOLD!" and the hand takes fucking ages.I also hate arseholes who throw in a massive raise before they've even looked at their cards just to show their bravado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 My biggest poker pet hate is when I play with my mates. We usually have a few games on a Friday night, and by the third game everyone is so pissed that they are busy having arguments / conversations and not paying any attenetion to the game. And you're like "check raise or fold. check raise or fold. CHECK RAISE OR FUCKING FOLD!" and the hand takes fucking ages.This pet hate is transferable to Trivial Pursuit in less cool circles like my own. SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING BLUE QUESTION!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 This pet hate is transferable to Trivial Pursuit in less cool circles like my own. SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING BLUE QUESTION!!!Or "a Q, 2 Xs and a Z! How am I meant to make a fucking word out of that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 This pet hate is transferable to Trivial Pursuit in less cool circles like my own. SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING BLUE QUESTION!!!Chortle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 A-The "I know what you have, and I know you've got me beat but I'm calling anyway, cos I know you have it, and I'm going to prove I know it." What a twat thing to say.Looks like we're back to Pet Hates!QFDaniel Negreanu. I always laugh when folks say he's a great hand reader - what you mean is he always talks through his thought process aloud then comes up with the wrong decision based on his findings.DN on any TV cashgame - 'I'm certain you've got quads. You must have quads. It's absolutely guaranteed that you have quads. I've got Queen high. I know you have quads......I call.'Guy flips quadsDN - 'I knew it! Didn't I say you had quads?'Other guy says 'good read' as he rakes in DN's chips.Point is that you can be the best reader in the world, but if you don't trust your reads then it's worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 This pet hate is transferable to Trivial Pursuit in less cool circles like my own. SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING BLUE QUESTION!!!Which is the smallest of the U.S. states? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Which is the smallest of the U.S. states?The smallest US State? Oh, erm, does the District of Columbia count as a state? Is it smaller than Rhode Island? When were these questions written though? How old is your board? Hawaii is probably quite small and they didn't join until the 50's. Hmmmmmm. Ok, I'm going to saaaaaaaaayy Rho...no, DC.....no Rhode Is.....is it though? Hmmmmmm Let me think. A- Alaska, Arkansas, Alabama, Arizona..B....no there's no B's. Is there any B's?C - California, that's pretty big, Connecticut - that's pretty small. Hmmmm. .................D,E,F......R.....Yes, I'm going to say Rhode Island, No! DC! No Rhode Island, Final answer. I imagine that's my Trivial Pursuit opponents pet hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 American Samoa is a lot smaller than Rhode Island, but it doesn't count. Hawaii counts though. I think they got to a nice round number of stars and just didn't want to ruin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Guests letting there kids run rampage through the bar and corridors of the hotel I work in at 2am in the freaking morning.Worst of all, these guests are at a function here on saturday night so they will be running rampant again tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 This pet hate is transferable to Trivial Pursuit in less cool circles like my own. SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING BLUE QUESTION!!!God yes!Pet hate of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I only have time for Uno.I was going to say just that! I'm never off partyuno.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Jim Traynor.That guy is an absolute twot. I literally don't tune into BBC Radio Scotland's football coverage anymore because of his involvement.A smug, self-important twot if ever I have heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Jim Traynor.That guy is an absolute twot. I literally don't tune into BBC Radio Scotland's football coverage anymore because of his involvement.A smug, self-important twot if ever I have heard one.As annoying as he is...He is talking some sense about Celtic's defence!My pet hate is people not listening properly to what I've said to them meaning that plans are just all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 This fucking hangover. It just won't go away. My head has been pounding all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I recently discovered paracetamol is superior to ibuprofen for neurological pain, in a discussion with a nurse I had been drinking with the night previously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 The "Fast Trak" at the airports not being very fast at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 What on Earth made you think that you were allowed to say the word "twot"?I typed it by mistake and liked it.So much, in fact, that I used it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub7rm Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I recently discovered paracetamol is superior to ibuprofen for neurological pain, in a discussion with a nurse I had been drinking with the night previously.Take both, combined paracetamol and ibuprofen make one of the most powerful painkillers around. Perfectly safe as they don't interect with each other and reduce pain using a different mechanism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Take both, combined paracetamol and ibuprofen make one of the most powerful painkillers around. Perfectly safe as they don't interect with each other and reduce pain using a different mechanism I will have to try that next time I have an unfortunate pain. Personally, I find a mix of Hydrocodone and Paracetemol (Vicodin) to be the ideal painkiller, as it's basically smack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Journey.There is no good excuse for Journey, ironically or otherwise. They're just shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Journey.There is no good excuse for Journey, ironically or otherwise. They're just shite.Yes! Although I think what bugs me more are the people that go on about or like Don't Stop Believin' in an ironic way rather than the band themselves. I don't give a fuck if it was played at the end of The Sopranos or if they make reference to it on Family Guy. Stop going on about it and stop creating facebook pages to try and get Don't Stop Believin' to number 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 My neighbours are either singing that or eye of the tiger every Friday night. I'm not hating, I just think it's a shame for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Journey's Greatest Hits is out, that'll be a one sided 7" single then...idiots who drive at night with no lights on, you couldnt script that, nearly pranged into the dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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