Woodsinho Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Short Circuits are no laughing matter.Incorrect - Short Circuit 2 was a laughing matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I love the internet. It's great. I went on chatroulette the other day and so 3 different men's erect cocks. I didnt even know their name. That's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Did they see yours though? Fair's fair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Nah, I don't have a webcam. I just said "It's a trap!" and moved on to the next person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 This makes me never want to use chatroulette. Did you see any clunges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Nah. Couple of old birds in nighties and some filthy looking porn hos appeared briefly, but then skipped on to the next person. They were probably looking for the erect cocks to whip their clunge out to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I offered to fight some guy in Philidelphia on Chatroulette. He seemed up for it, and was quite convinced he could give me a good hiding. He was terrible with a keyboard, and kept telling me "Am gonna kick you ass", so I'm not sure he'd be any handier in a bareknuckle situation than he is when sat infront of a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 The people that are cursed with such bad luck, that they are always caught taking a sip of their drink whilst landing on something quite humerous on the internet, as if their drink container is permanantly purched infront of their mouth. These people always tend to be blessed with the inability to contain said drink in their mouth whilst enjoying a chortle or two at a picture of cat doing something almost human, or something equally histerical. I fear for keyboards and monitors the world over, as desktops must be swimming in tea, coffee and fizzy pop that has been spat out in a mere giggle at a dog wearing sun glasses. Short Circuits are no laughing matter. Neither is tainting the finish of your desktop with the stains of your favourite refreshments.Or you could just stop saying you spat your drink out due to a real life laugh-out-loud, because I assume you probably didn't. Whatever next? Eating a plate of food, or juggling flaming torches whilst reading an amusing article on Sikipedia. Oh lol, I've just burst into flames. So funny. I hate the internet.You'll never guess what I just did when I laughed at your post..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 This makes me never want to use chatroulette. Did you see any clunges?Some girl posted her clunge on this other messageboard I read. Her attention whoring was mercilessly dealt with by all and sundry and I believe the bans were administrated in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You'll never guess what I just did when I laughed at your post.....pwn3d!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You totally would though.Did she fuck off down south or something?To Cardiff. I still really respect the fact she would rip apart lazy bastards who couldn't be arsed clicking 'spell check'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 And snow.FUCK. OFF.And now gale force fucking winds.I'm moving to Portugal or somewhere with nicer weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Ingrowing hairs. Very painful. They are disrupting my sleep too, and my general day to day comfort. Horrible stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Ingrowing hairs. Very painful. They are disrupting my sleep too, and my general day to day comfort. Horrible stuff.You ever had one on your cock? Not nice.My pet hate today is coffee shops. They are supposed to be a nice, quiet relaxing place to sit and have a latte and chill out. Only, there's a constant racket of milk steamers, blenders, spoons rattling, cups rattling, folk putting trays of cups into dishwashers etc - it's like a wall of annoying noises. And since most coffee shops like to be trendy and have wooden flooring, and well, pretty much wooden everything, you're just assaulted with racket. Cafe Nero makes this worse by having music playing through weak, trebly speakers. It's not relaxing at all. Coffee shops be fucked. The worst culprits are the Costa in Waterstones, and Kilau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I thought coffee shop were for getting coffee......Take your coffee to the library, old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You ever had one on your cock? Not nice.The thought of that makes me want to cross my legs. Luckily mine is on the back of my head. Although it's still a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 The thought of that makes me want to cross my legs. Luckily mine is on the back of my head. Although it's still a right cunt.I thought that's what Lucky was talking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 yeah I got one on the underside of my cock once. I tried to just ignore it and it might go away but it didn't, in fact it swelled up so much it looked like I had glued a red M&M to the bottom of my cock. I had to stick a pin in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I thought that's what Lucky was talking about...I knew that would result in a cock joke. Yer set o' bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 yeah I got one on the underside of my cock once. I tried to just ignore it and it might go away but it didn't, in fact it swelled up so much it looked like I had glued a red M&M to the bottom of my cock. I had to stick a pin in it. That's got me squirming.Enough of the horrible cock stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 yeah I got one on the underside of my cock once. I tried to just ignore it and it might go away but it didn't, in fact it swelled up so much it looked like I had glued a red M&M to the bottom of my cock. I had to stick a pin in it. Shit man! That's what I had! I mean, I didn't know what it was until now. Naturally I just presumed it was an STI or something and didn't have it checked out. I too went for the pin option. Thanks for solving the mystery!Pet hate for today is girls who go completely untrimmed in the pubic area. It's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Pet hate for today is girls who go completely untrimmed in the pubic area. It's disgusting.Someone once told me you can assess how trim a girl will be by looking at her eyebrows...I think that probably works about 70% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Pet hate for today is girls who go completely untrimmed in the pubic area. It's disgusting.Yeah, not too fond of a wool surplus either. Although having said that i'm not keen on a completely shaved cleft either. Happy medium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I prefer a clean shaven girl myself. You wouldn't want a girl to leave a landing strip on her legs, or her armpits - why would you want one on her flange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I prefer a clean shaven girl myself. You wouldn't want a girl to leave a landing strip on her legs, or her armpits - why would you want one on her flange?Not so keen on a cleft-hawk either. Neatly/closely trimmed rather than bic'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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