Nev Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Nothing could have made the Diva Battle Royal better. I hate women wrestlers with the exception of the few that aren't just there for eye candy and can actually act.fixed for you :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Unless it's your rugby top. Do other guys like it when girls wear your shirts? Maybe it's just me and my soft-core perversions.If I owned a rugby top it would be unlikely that I have a GIRLfriend DUCY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I mean who would really give a shit if the six nations thingy didnt exist?Me.Rugby is great. Football is toss. Ice Hockey is better than them both.If you don't like it, don't watch it, it's not hard. I should know. Football is everywhere, yet I manage to avoid about 99.99% of the games. It was easy as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 You have to understand that people who do not like sport are fundamentally different form people who do and no good can come from any attempt at a meeting of minds. I preach tolerance for the sake of peace, although it does seem a little unreasonable that my street is occasionally beseiged with celtic fans who say UlNNGHHYAAANUUARRRRAAAAANNAAAH or that's as much as I can relay but at least they're not Rangers I suppose. You apes This is true. World Cups are the worst for people like me. I just don't understand. I mean, it's obviously making people happy and excited, so it's a good thing. I just feel alien during them.As a kid I was confused as to why sport would take up the last 1/3 of a news paper but never movies or music or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Sports are great. They release the primal instincts in us all, through the medium of organised competition, like a huge fight, with rules and stipulations.Except rugby union. That's just a bunch of middle class jessies running about, pointlessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I am reminded of The IT Crowd episode where Moss has learned how to talk about football so he can have conversation with 'real men.' Absolutely fucking hilarious.Being into sport means you drink too much and watch too much television. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 A large breasted English girl wearing my Scotland (football) top was pretty hot, so... yeah. digging that.This thread is useless without pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Being into sport means you drink too much and watch too much television. o_OAye but watching Ice Hockey makes you hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I fucking hate people who scuff their feet!JUST GO FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I am reminded of The IT Crowd episode where Moss has learned how to talk about football so he can have conversation with 'real men.' Absolutely fucking hilarious.Being into sport means you drink too much and watch too much television. o_OThat episode was great. They should have put up a helpline number at the end for the sportless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Aye but watching Ice Hockey makes you hard. If I had to choose sports it would be Ice Hockey and Baseball, thus making me immune to both pain and boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 A large breasted English girl wearing my Scotland (football) top was pretty hot, so... yeah. digging that.Can't have been that large if she was wearing your top, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 That episode was great. They should have put up a helpline number at the end for the sportless.I found it vindicated my personal belief that the sportless should not dabble in sport. Perhaps a helpline or support group could be useful, in tandem with knocking the shit out of anonymous and consenting men in a basement to compensate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Right then. I haven't thought of a decent pet hate in quite some time, but what about those knackers that whap out their guitars in certain social situations for absolutely no fucking reason? Attention-seeking arseholes, the lot of them. "Ohhh, what's that? Earthquake in Haiti, you say? Hundreds of thousands dead, you say? Let me get the ol' guitar out, this sounds like a James Blunt moment!"Listen here you self-important oxygen thief: you can only play three songs, and when you sing it sounds like a mouse being sucked through a goddamn vacuum cleaner. The last thing that those of us who possess a working brain want to hear is some cunt who's probably doing a ridiculous fucking degree like Film Studies that'll never get him a job bumbling his way through "Blowing in the Wind". We're not in a music venue and this isn't an open mic night, so take your 100 Squier and fuck off back to your bedroom before I smash it across your face.Honestly, I don't think there's many things that are more cringeworthy than this. You know what's worse, though? The brainless fucking mutants who turn and gawk in awe at these attention-seekers, as if they're some kind of modern day Bob Dylan. "Holy shit! This guy can play Smoke on the Water... on an acoustic guitar!" FUCKING WOW. What the fuck are you idiots doing?! Stop acting like you've never seen a floppy-haired waste of spunk playing atrocious renditions of songs you don't even like and just ignore the prick. One time I was rolling on the #20 bus (which was as full of pricks as it usually is) and all of a sudden some American guy pulls out the acoustic and starts mumbling through one of the worst recreations of Freebird I've ever heard... AND EVERYONE ON THE BUS JUST ATE IT THE FUCK UP. Pricks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I fucking hate people who scuff their feet!JUST GO FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!!!!!!ha ha we have two young girls in our office that drag their feet, lazy beatches pick 'em up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Right then. I haven't thought of a decent pet hate in quite some time, but what about those knackers that whap out their guitars in certain social situations for absolutely no fucking reason? Attention-seeking arseholes, the lot of them. "Ohhh, what's that? Earthquake in Haiti, you say? Hundreds of thousands dead, you say? Let me get the ol' guitar out, this sounds like a James Blunt moment!"Listen here you self-important oxygen thief: you can only play three songs, and when you sing it sounds like a mouse being sucked through a goddamn vacuum cleaner. The last thing that those of us who possess a working brain want to hear is some cunt who's probably doing a ridiculous fucking degree like Film Studies that'll never get him a job bumbling his way through "Blowing in the Wind". We're not in a music venue and this isn't an open mic night, so take your 100 Squier and fuck off back to your bedroom before I smash it across your face.Honestly, I don't think there's many things that are more cringeworthy than this. You know what's worse, though? The brainless fucking mutants who turn and gawk in awe at these attention-seekers, as if they're some kind of modern day Bob Dylan. "Holy shit! This guy can play Smoke on the Water... on an acoustic guitar!" FUCKING WOW. What the fuck are you idiots doing?! Stop acting like you've never seen a floppy-haired waste of spunk playing atrocious renditions of songs you don't even like and just ignore the prick. One time I was rolling on the #20 bus (which was as full of pricks as it usually is) and all of a sudden some American guy pulls out the acoustic and starts mumbling through one of the worst recreations of Freebird I've ever heard... AND EVERYONE ON THE BUS JUST ATE IT THE FUCK UP. Pricks.Well put (apart from the bit about Film Studies, course was awesome). I think this is made worse by twee adverts by soulless mobile phone companies that have a gentle voice telling us how great friends are while some implausably pretty actresses twat about on a beach somewhere farting rainbows while some stubbled, scarf-wearing 'sensitive type' sausage fingers his way through Emin, C and G - with a capo on the 2nd fret, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 People who look over my shoulder when I'm doing su-doku or a crossword and then proceed to tell me the answers. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. It really fucking angers me. It's rude and unnecessary. If I need help, I'll ask but until then just keep your nose in your own fucking paper. By the same token, if we're playing Buzz or Trivial Pursuit and someone decides to sit out (which is fair enough) only to go and answer ALL THE FUCKING QUESTIONS. If you don't want to play, don't play but keep your answers in your fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Is a lass in a rugby top not some sort of code for 'I like the ladies, back off lads'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 is a lass in a rugby top not some sort of code for 'i like the ladies, back off lads'?lolz she's dodging his tackle amirite?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Is a lass in a rugby top not some sort of code for 'I like the ladies, back off lads'?I believe this is entirely dependent on how the shirt is being worn, and what the lady wearing it looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I believe this is entirely dependent on how the shirt is being worn, and what the lady wearing it looks like.Really? So what's the etiquette then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Well put (apart from the bit about Film Studies, course was awesome). Aye, don't diss the film studies, we'll have that cunt "Fraggers" back again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 A girl strolling around uni wearing a slightly over-sized rugby shirt over baggy jogging bottoms/skinny jeans wearing either slip on shoes or ugg boots = in most cases, probably some bloke from the uni rugby team's birdA group of girls in the pub wearing rugby shirts (fitted or slightly loose) drinking pints and shouting at the tv when their team makes a stupid decision/scores a try/penalty kick = probably into the ladies.These, however, are sweeping generalisations based entirely on my own experiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 A girl strolling around uni wearing a slightly over-sized rugby shirt over baggy jogging bottoms/skinny jeans wearing either slip on shoes or ugg boots = in most cases, probably some bloke from the uni rugby team's birdA group of girls in the pub wearing rugby shirts (fitted or slightly loose) drinking pints and shouting at the tv when their team makes a stupid decision/scores a try/penalty kick = probably into the ladies.These, however, are sweeping generalisations based entirely on my own experiences.Why do so many rugby guys have red cheeks?Sorry, that sounds like the set up to a joke. It's not. Loads of them have really rosy cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Why do so many rugby guys have red cheeks?Sorry, that sounds like the set up to a joke. It's not. Loads of them have really rosy cheeks.Probably an after effect of their last night out in the pub. Rugby players are all really wacky with their pub-based japes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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