Le Stu Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 The best example of this stupidity is Morrisons. First of all, you think you're the idiot because you're standing in front of the doors for the exit and they ain't moving. No, they're just extremely slow for some inexplicable reason. Then, when they finally open you're face to face with some speng trying to walk in the exit looking at you like you're the idiot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 His pet hate is people going out the exit doors. Going out the exit doors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who don't read the signs telling them why a place is closed and proceed to try and enter the locked door, or read the sign, then decide to ask "oh your not open then?" if in a place that can't lock the door/pull down the blinds.YOU JUST READ THE FUCKING SIGN saying closed for 90 minutes, if you hang around I will take the ninety minutes to do this 30-40 minute job!!God I love Post Office customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 His pet hate is people going out the exit doors. Going out the exit doors...Yes, I caught what you posted but the conclusion I came to is that either he had a brainfart when he posted that or he's mentally insane and best humoured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 3rd pet hate:The fucking roadworks leading into Glasgow on the A80....avoid the place like the plague at rush hour.....trust me!!! I feel your pain. However only a wee bit because that is my journey to and from work... everyday! Thank goodness for the back roads, but even they're going to have roadworks... linked to those roadworks eventually. And all for the next year and a half!! Although I'm trying to stay positive... the new road will be AMAZING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yea... I think it will be brill when completed... just a long time to wait....(I nearly missed the slip road for the M74, it was that busy the other day..... and I have to do it again on Sat..... grrrr) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 (I nearly missed the slip road for the M74, it was that busy the other day..... and I have to do it again on Sat..... grrrr)It easy done because they're changing it so much.There's lane closures on Saturday (just to prewarn you) so give some extra time. Trick is... if you're not going on any slip roads stay on the outside, especially since people joining or leaving are slowing right down. It's kinda like Crazy Taxi at times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 My new Pet Hate, completely writing the wrong thing...I meant trying to go out the entrance doorYou all got what I meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who don't read the signs telling them why a place is closed and proceed to try and enter the locked door, or read the sign, then decide to ask "oh your not open then?" if in a place that can't lock the door/pull down the blinds.YOU JUST READ THE FUCKING SIGN saying closed for 90 minutes, if you hang around I will take the ninety minutes to do this 30-40 minute job!!God I love Post Office customers.I remember when Zavvi closed, I was standing waiting on a bus, and in the space of 5 or 10 minutes about 30 people walked into the door, pulled at the handle, read the signs [that were EVERYWHERE] and still tried to get in. Idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Black ice. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Black ice. What a cunt.Say what?All joking aside, dad dinged his car heading out to turriff today cuz of black ice. Nae so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Did you recover it in manly fashion, or bin the car off the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I recovered, but nearly hit a police car and a previously binned car in the process.Immediately round a corner, the Five-0 decided to plant their car and a sign saying SLOW about 20 metres after the black ice started. Poor parking and warning on their account. Naturally hit the brakes when I saw the sign and the flashers, and took me 2-3 seconds to think, hold on a minute...GEARS, GEARS!! My mate did exactly the same thing a few minutes after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Putting too much water in 'Smash' tatties and they end up like watery pap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I'd say buying smash tatties is your first flaw thereWhats difficult or time confusing about mashing a few tatties with a bit oh butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I'd say buying smash tatties is your first flaw thereWhats difficult or time confusing about mashing a few tatties with a bit oh butter?What's difficult about typing properly just now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 This is twice...I've been working on Uni work since about 9 this morning, and my brain must be friedMy typing isn't usually THAT bad... I dont think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 people walking side by side, slowly down union street, when im in a hurry to be somewhere.being looked at funny by security guards (generally in union square...even though i work there) because i wear baggy(ish) jeans and hoodies. people who say "lol" it isn't a word...don't fucking say it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 people walking side by side, slowly down union street, when im in a hurry to be somewhere.It's even worse when in a store, and every time you try to move past them they seem to spread out, but are holding hands so you can't cut through them. Then they move to one side, you think "Yas i can get passed", just to see a stream of folk coming in the opposite direction blocking your move. I hate trying to find a valentines present the day before valentines day! (before anyone says anything I got paid on the Friday, was working all day, then driving all night to Newcastle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 It's even worse when in a store, and every time you try to move past them they seem to spread out, but are holding hands so you can't cut through them. Then they move to one side, you think "Yas i can get passed", just to see a stream of folk coming in the opposite direction blocking your move. I hate trying to find a valentines present the day before valentines day! (before anyone says anything I got paid on the Friday, was working all day, then driving all night to Newcastle)Last year, we decided to do Valentine's day in the evening, rather than giving cards first thing in the morning etc - I can't remember why. In fact, it maybe wasn't last year cos that would have been a Saturday right? Maybe it was the year before. In my wisdom, I decided to just go into town on Valentine's Day to buy my fiancee a card. I've pulled that sort of thing loads of times for birthdays etc, totally not thinking that they'd pull all the Valentine's Day cards off the shelf on the morning of Valentine's Day (or maybe it was the day after, maybe I was away or something - can't remember).Anyway, I ended up rushing about all the shops and not able to find a single Valentine's Day card - I eventually found one in that Birthdays shop - just one, and it said "Wife" on it, so I had to write on in brackets "(to be)" after Wife. Magic.She still married me...(Cool story bro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 people walking side by side, slowly down union street, when im in a hurry to be somewhere.being looked at funny by security guards (generally in union square...even though i work there) because i wear baggy(ish) jeans and hoodies. people who say "lol" it isn't a word...don't fucking say it!!They're probably looking at your wierd because you haven't been in for fucking ages lol "oh it's him again, been a while..."HAAAA I know who you're talking about hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Another thing i hate is the price of tickets at Cineworld... I paid 7.80 to see a film that wasn't even that great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Fucking stupid fucking lecturers who lose all my fucking work because it's too fucking difficult, apparently, to email the fucking stuff instead of putting it on some cunting host site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Teams that don't turn up at Goals/ Strikers - is it that hard to phone up beforehand if you can't make it?People referring to Aberdeen as The 'Deen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)I may have mentioned this 18 times already but snow get to fuck snow snow get to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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