Spoonie Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'd initially written about taking a shot in the eye but I realised it sounded gay enough, so I gayed it up by 15% and that's the result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Ancient asian beverage will fucking kill you. Although maybe it's only because you got old enough. Maybe even thanks to your high tea intake.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18494725 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Sheep gets stuck upside down in North Wales (with picture!):http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/need_to_read/2012/06/20/upside-down-sheep-stuck-in-the-grass-55578-31220228/Man exposes himself to police and shouts - "Bite my budgie!"http://www.argus.ie/news/man-exposed-himself-to-police-and-shouted-bite-my-budgie-3142442.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 At least your ring piece would be super cleansed I suppose. Fuck that.At least you have stringent hygiene standards. They do say gays are monumentally clean and hygienic, right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Sheep gets stuck upside down in North Wales (with picture!):http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/need_to_read/2012/06/20/upside-down-sheep-stuck-in-the-grass-55578-31220228/That picture is a dream come true for most Aberdonian men.Arf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 That picture is a dream come true for most Aberdonian men.Arf.I couldn't bear looking her in the eyes tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18577668Only in LaLaLand would a rock sitting above a walkway be labelled art, and appearing to be floating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-denies-having-sex-with-exwifes-bull-mastiff-dog-7893189.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Surely this can't be right...can it?http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2830737 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/loch-ness-monster-cited-by-us-schools-as-evidence-that-evolution-is-myth-1-2373903 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/loch-ness-monster-cited-by-us-schools-as-evidence-that-evolution-is-myth-1-2373903embraboyFriday, June 29, 2012 at 05:56 AMClassic. One mythical creature being used to justify the existence of another.Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/06/29/desperate-jobseeker-sets-himself-alight-outside-selly-oak-jobcentre-97319-31284847/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 *** Do you know the man who set himself on fire? Contact our crime reporter nick.mccarthy@trinitymirror.com *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2838555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 *** Do you know the man who set himself on fire? Contact our crime reporter nick.mccarthy@trinitymirror.com*** But was he denied a bank loan today? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Man Admits Injecting Semen Into Yogurt Procter & Gamble employee tainted food of coworkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 The third "headline" item on the 08:00 Radio 2 news this morning was..."Australian Girl Guides will no longer pledge to do their duty for Queen and God"......and that's got exactly WHAT to do with the price of butteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Convict bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2849106 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html "My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 I didn't really know where to put this to bring it to the forum, nor am I even sure it's that ridiculous nowadays, but here goes:http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/the-voice-green-day-billie-joe-armstrong-355097 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Spotted this as a link on Gypsum_Fantastic's link above. Anyone got a pregnant missus?Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness, Study Finds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Stolen penishttp://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/263676/Man-has-penis-stolen-by-masked-intruders-after-alleged-affairs/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19009344I'm sorry but how does this guy use "it was a joke" as defence? The cunt should've been locked up for being a prick. I mean, look at him.However last month, John Cooper QC told the judges it was obvious the tweet was a joke and it was sent by someone who did not hide his identity.Exactly where is the punchline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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