Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Master chief has no time for Amnesty. He happily fucked off with Cortana, Keyes and Johnson as the Covenant glassed New Mombasa in Halo 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Even worse is when you pick up said tabby tin and take a scoof, gads min!My old flatmate was the fucking worst for that, no matter how many ashtrays we had, he would insist on flicking his ash in a spent tin, and frequently would use the wrong tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Nat convicted of killing wife for the second timeEvening Express Published: 30/05/2012Ridiculous headline in tonight's EE. Surely it should be "Nat convicted for the second time of killing wife." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 She is dead as fuck now. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2796709http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/2796688Slow news day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I wish there was more news about armchair enthusiasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I think I see a pattern developing - oh no, sorry it's just the stain spreading! And in other news - Three dodgy looking blokes seen standing outside a pub:http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/06/03/suspicious-trio-spotted-in-gateshead-72703-31103777/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Fines In Place For Cats And Dogs That Don’t Buckle Upwww.philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/06/02/new-fines-in-place-for-cats-and-dogs-that-dont-buckle-up-in-new-jersey/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 http://music.uk.msn.com/news/guns-n-roses-singer-rose-robbedMainly for the line - “it did not appear that Rose was wearing the necklaces at the time.”Conjurs up images of a Pink Panther style master thief stealing them off him as he ranted at someone for not trimming his handlebar 'tache to a suitable standard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 And in other news - Three dodgy looking blokes seen standing outside a pub:http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/06/03/suspicious-trio-spotted-in-gateshead-72703-31103777/That's a whole new form of policing - find people who look like the might have committed a crime and then find crimes to link them to! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I think that's an old form reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 You can usually tell who's guilty by how they look anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Vodka tampons, latest teen fad:http://www.redorbit.com/news/video/health_2/1112544364/vodka_tampons_latest_teen_fad/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Vodka tampons, latest teen fad:http://www.redorbit.com/news/video/health_2/1112544364/vodka_tampons_latest_teen_fad/Old news. Here's a journalist investigating it last year: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/danielle-crittenden/vodka-tampons_b_1105433.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Yeah Lucky, old news.Would they work for guys if you put 'em up yer bum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Yes. You should definitely do it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I don't drink or do drugs, so, you know, I can't. Just wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I don't drink or do drugs, so, you know, I can't. You could, tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Vodka is disgusting enough to drink. Sticking it up your hoop would be fucking awful. At least your ring piece would be super cleansed I suppose. Fuck that though.I definitely think Jake should take some vodka up his arse though. Not using a tampon though. Lie on his front, funnel sticking out, litre of vodka poured in. In the interests of science you understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I have honestly heard about people doing shots up their arses. "Hits the bloodstream quicker" was the cry. Whether that is true or not, we will never know.Also in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I have honestly heard about people doing shots up their arses. "Hits the bloodstream quicker" was the cry. Whether that is true or not, we will never know.Also in the eye. I've heard about snorting and in the eyeball and all that stuff. It's absolutely ridiculous. How fucking impatient are people though? Down a large vodka and the effects are hitting you within 15 minutes or even less sometimes.Up your arse is just fucking lunacy though. How much is that going to nip? Oocha fucker. It's bad enough lowering yourself into a hot bath sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 My personal favourite Les Dennis appearance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Doing shots in the eye is total shite (unless you're a woman RIGHT LADS), too. It doesn't enter your bloodstream, ever, and has no effect on you other than fucking up your vision.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I can concur that it's not a very good idea. Not the hoop one, you understand! I'm talking about taking a load in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'm talking about taking a load in the eye. Never experienced it myself to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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