Jaaakkkeee Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19009344I'm sorry but how does this guy use "it was a joke" as defence? The cunt should've been locked up for being a prick. I mean, look at him.Exactly where is the punchline?E.C. made bomb jokes around the time of UTG referendum. I thought they were funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9427647/Why-Kylie-Minogue-will-cheer-for-Australia-not-Britain-at-the-London-Olympics.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Angry Horticulturist Crushes 7 Police Vehicles Police in Vermont in hot pursuit of a suspect were without wheels when their quarry, an irate farmer with a tractor, allegedly crushed nearly half the department's fleet of vehicles. Orleans County police say 34-year-old Roger Pion, of Newport, Vt., drove a red tractor over seven vehicles in the parking lot of the county's Sheriff's Department Thursday afternoon, flattening their quest to apprehend the suspect.Police inside the department's office were unaware of the destruction happening outside until they received a 911 call and heard a horn blaring outside, Chief Deputy Philip Brooks told the Burlington Free Press.Left with no cars, Brooks had to run to a nearby service station where another car was being worked on to try to catch Pion."We had nothing to pursue him with," Chief Deputy Brooks told the paper. "It's more than half our fleet. We have 11 cars."Pion was caught by authorities from the rural city's police department about one mile from the Sheriff's office and arrested on 11 charges. He is being held at the Northern State Correctional Center in Newport on $15,000 bail.He is expected in court today to face seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one misdemeanor count of unlawful mischief on suspicion of damaging the cars, one charge of leaving the scene of an accident, one count of grossly negligent operation and aggravated assault on Newport City police after he allegedly tried to back the tractor into a city cruiser while being pursued.Police say that Pion had been arrested last month by Newport city police for charges of resisting arrest and possession of marijuana.Pion was issued a citation in those cases and ordered to appear in Superior Court next Tuesday. He was also held overnight in jail the night of that arrest at the request of the Vermont Probation and Parole Office, according to police.No one was hurt in the incident but police estimated damage to the vehicles as high as $250,000."We're going to have to get the jaws of life up here to pry the trunks open and see about the rifles and shotguns," Sheriff Kirk Martin told the Associated Press. "The radios are ruined."Newport City Police declined to comment on the case to ABC News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-19260859When staff went to find the 25-year-old, he hid in a cubicle and tried to answer them in a woman's voice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9870426.Postie_cries_foul_over_language_of_pranksters/?ref=mrhttp://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/9874179.Cwmcarn_Woman_sues_Newport_council_for_fall_at_rock_concert/?ref=mr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9870426.Postie_cries_foul_over_language_of_pranksters/?ref=mrWhat a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I wish we still had the plug-in that changes links to the title of the page being linked to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I wish we still had the plug-in that changes links to the title of the page being linked to.Well "Mr. Staff", surely you could do something about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Well "Mr. Staff", surely you could do something about that? I can't do nuffink. I'm little more than the Aberdeen Music gimp. The most important thing I get to do is nip out for the chocolate Digestives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I can't do nuffink. I'm little more than the Aberdeen Music gimp. The most important thing I get to do is nip out for the chocolate Digestives.Have they ever sent you out for some striped paint, or a bubble for the spirit level? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 http://news.sky.com/story/971920/bears-break-into-cabin-and-drink-100-beers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Milner Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19009344I'm sorry but how does this guy use "it was a joke" as defence? The cunt should've been locked up for being a prick. I mean, look at him.Exactly where is the punchline?Do you really think he was serious about blowing up an airport? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Have they ever sent you out for some striped paint, or a bubble for the spirit level?Or some fallopian tube light bulbs I think the day we sent our young KP over to Pizza Hut to ask for them will still be one of the best of my life when i die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I remember sending a KP to get a bag of water. Incredible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I got hit with "go get a left handed screwdriver" when I was in Science in school. I spent a fucking hour wandering around knocking on doors asking teachers for the left-handed screwdriver.When I worked at the Holiday Inn at AECC the favourite hazing ritual for new KPs was to send them out onto the AECC roundabout on the Ellon Road dual carriageway to "pick fresh herbs" (ie fill a carrier bag with leaves off the rose bushes). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I used to send folks out for a long stand or some sky hooks. Those were the days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 The Long Stand is my favourite. Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VFmo7_2qMg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I had to go out to the sandwich shop, during my first ever job....... a chamois leather factory employng lots of young women ....I took orders from everyone, (Sandwiches, Pies, Crisps, KitKats etc etc..) and got one order from my Foreman "Gordon" to go to the butchers and get him a pound of "chicken lips" ....????God I was green when I was fifteen, It didn't click ..... and I embarassingly asked the butchers for them ! Bastards had a right laugh at my expense ....(One day, I may even tell you what the women did to me when I left there, as a "leaving present"... when I pluck up the courage !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Telecaster up the arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 (One day, I may even tell you what the women did to me when I left there, as a "leaving present"... when I pluck up the courage !) Strong overtones of sexual abuse! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Strong overtones of sexual abuse!Everything was gravy in those days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Telecaster up the arse.a little less violent than that .....but Flights is quite correct !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 The 'lung capacity test' on the John Shaw - followed by a shift for the victim walking around the rig being told he smells nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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