Teabags Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 That's she said.xx the fuck you talking about? Think you forgot a word. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Does anyone know how to keep cats out your garden?There's a gang of feral cats living just outside my backie and they come in and stink up the place with their rabies-filled shit and piss. I don't want to harm them or anything, I just want them to stay the fuck out so I can sit outside and not gag from the smell. I've tried dribbling eucalyptus oil around the perimeter but that did fuck all. Anything else I can try? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Does anyone know how to keep cats out your garden?Buy a bottle of coke, drink the coke, remove the label, fill almost full of water, throw it into your garden and the cats should fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Does anyone know how to keep cats out your garden?There's a gang of feral cats living just outside my backie and they come in and stink up the place with their rabies-filled shit and piss. I don't want to harm them or anything, I just want them to stay the fuck out so I can sit outside and not gag from the smell. I've tried dribbling eucalyptus oil around the perimeter but that did fuck all. Anything else I can try?Snares. What a hoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Does anyone know how to keep cats out your garden?There's a gang of feral cats living just outside my backie and they come in and stink up the place with their rabies-filled shit and piss. I don't want to harm them or anything, I just want them to stay the fuck out so I can sit outside and not gag from the smell. I've tried dribbling eucalyptus oil around the perimeter but that did fuck all. Anything else I can try?Get a dog. Or a cat of your own (it'll mark it's territory).Spoonie will probably post a picture of a shotgun in a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Do you just have grass in your back garden or do you have a patch for growning veg or anything that they are using?My old man had a problem with cats round his taking shits in his veg patch, so now he has a heap of little sticks in the mud, the cats do not enjoy trying to manouver round them or over them so they stay away now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Tangerine skins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Strangely i've got astroturf. Also got planter boxes around the perimeter which they seem to be shitting/pissing in. They tend to 'chill' on the astroturf.I've thought about getting one of those sonic things but i've heard mixed reports. Also, not sure what the range is and I don't want them to have to leave the vacant house next door because they'd have nowhere to go. I just want them to not come in my garden, they can wander outside no problem.The stick idea might work somewhat. At least it'll put them off a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Get a dog. Or a cat of your own (it'll mark it's territory).Spoonie will probably post a picture of a shotgun in a minute...These things would consume a house cat no problem. I saw them tucking into a huge rat the other day. They're cats with street-smarts from the wrong side of the tracks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Strangely i've got astroturf. Also got planter boxes around the perimeter which they seem to be shitting/pissing in. They tend to 'chill' on the astroturf.I've thought about getting one of those sonic things but i've heard mixed reports. Also, not sure what the range is and I don't want them to have to leave the vacant house next door because they'd have nowhere to go. I just want them to not come in my garden, they can wander outside no problem.The stick idea might work somewhat. At least it'll put them off a little.If you put sticks into those boxes it will put them off, they wont want to try and position their arse around them, the only thing you need to watch for is the fact they have used those places for the toilet. Cats like going back to the same places and may try and dig them up, ferral cats especially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Get a dog. Or a cat of your own (it'll mark it's territory).Spoonie will probably post a picture of a shotgun in a minute...That was my first instinct, but I've done that and I've also told the story about my dad roasting a cat with his Black Widow catapult. So then I thought back to my youth. "What other nasty shit have I seen happen to cats?" Of course - that time we were out snaring rabbits and there was a house cat caught and it was going apeshit so it had to be "put down". Spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 My old neighbours put down that carpet edging (the wooden strips with nails coming out of them) on the random cats' "spot" on the grass, thing never came back again. It was an ugly, bad tempered, ginger fuck of a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Sounds like Nef C.Sorry Nef. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 The door of my shed doesn't close properly, all the neighbourhood cats go in there and sleep during the day, I've seen 6 or 7 different cats coming out of it. They don't bother me though, as long as they don't come in the house, which they used to. The back bedroom window looks over a flat roof and if I left the window open I would to go up to bed and find this big ginger cat laying on my bed, looking at me like I'M the cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 The door of my shed doesn't close properly, all the neighbourhood cats go in there and sleep during the day, I've seen 6 or 7 different cats coming out of it. They don't bother me though, as long as they don't come in the house, which they used to. The back bedroom window looks over a flat roof and if I left the window open I would to go up to bed and find this big ginger cat laying on my bed, looking at me like I'M the cunt.Nef C again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Nef C again?I originally wrote "big ginger cunt" but changed it to "cat" in the knowledge that someone was going to make that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Can Pete Doherty dance?Pete's private video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 I originally wrote "big ginger cunt" but changed it to "cat" in the knowledge that someone was going to make that joke.He's a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Anyone else in the city centre's Sky just go tits up for a minute or two?Internet wouldn't work and the tv froze, before being turned off and not coming back on. Now it's all good. Just strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Nope. Sounds like a power grid issue more than something to do with sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 But everything, including tv, stayed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 even your mains hitachi power wand? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is my Microwave broken?When I use it as normal the internal light comes on, the platter spins around and when it's done, it goes ping, but everything comes out the same temperature I put it in. It does everything except cook. A bit of a detriment to the device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Have you not answered your own question by saying its the same temperature at the end as the beginning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is my Microwave broken?When I use it as normal the internal light comes on, the platter spins around and when it's done, it goes ping, but everything comes out the same temperature I put it in. It does everything except cook. A bit of a detriment to the device.Yes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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