Pierre Von Mondragon Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 This is exactly what I predicted would happen. Increasingly severe and frequent earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. The Large Hadron Collider has generated one or more black holes which fell to the centre of the Earth. The heat produced as the core is consumed causes increased seismic activity. The volcanic winter will probably render the planet uninhabitable well before it is finally consumed by the black hole. Haiti, Mexico, Chile, China, Indonesia, Iceland. It's all over.On the Daily Mail site, I found it quoted on the Grauniad site.Icelandic volcano: UK flight disruption | World news | guardian.co.ukThe fact that Iceland is permanently ticking over means nothing to some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Oh wow, that's a perfect storm of made up science.How exactly does a black hole fall, unnoticed, to the centre of the Earth? That's fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 A completely pathetic analysis of the situation.Clearly the loss of the earth's magnetosphere, due to the consumption of the earth's metallic core by said blackhole, would cause the solar wind to strip our atmosphere killing us long before the heightened seismic activity would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Just to add a bit of colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 A completely pathetic analysis of the situation.Clearly the loss of the earth's magnetosphere, due to the consumption of the earth's metallic core by said blackhole, would cause the solar wind to strip our atmosphere killing us long before the heightened seismic activity would.You say the most romantic things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 You say the most romantic things Are you trying to say that you would like to enter his black hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Iceland volcano erupts for second time in a month forcing new evacuation of tourists | Mail OnlineMaybe GOD is telling us that he has the `ULTIMATE POWER`- M Thomas, Bristol, 15/4/2010 13:41Well this is what happens when you have a useless, lazy, greedy and incompetent government in power. LIEBOUR OUT NOW!!!- James, Birmingham, 15/4/2010 13:30The anti-smoking lobby seems to be mighty quiet over this one. "Nature causes extreme passive smoking, it must be banned. Think of the children." - Dwight Vandryver, Stoke, UK, 15/4/2010 13:13Very negative comments here...why don't we all just pause for a moment, step back and thank Jesus for all the good things that he does for us? - Malcolm, Chipping Sodbury, 15/4/2010 12:14What's worrying me is that all that ash has to come down somewhere!! Are we going to become another Pompeii?- marie, stockport, 15/4/2010 12:09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted April 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 You found the motherlode!! Retreat, before you get infected......Too late, I have mutated, DESTROY EU, BAN FRENCHNESS...EDIT- It appears that legends read the Mail too, as per this entry@ Alfred what, you seriously expect the government to know when a dormant volcano will suddenly erupt? you can manage to look after yourself, going by what you say, so why don't you?- William Miller, Aberdeen, 15/4/2010 13:35Read more: Iceland volcano erupts for second time in a month forcing new evacuation of tourists | Mail Online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 They had some Vulcanologist on the radio speaking about it. It's a major disaster, you would think they'd be able to get somebody with better credentails than some Star Trek geek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Finally my volcano insurance comes in handy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Simpsons 1-0 Family GuyBut that's another thread for another time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Simpsons 1-0 Family GuyBut that's another thread for another time.Another tread from another time http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/movies-tv/57144-simpsons-v-family-guy.htm.Yup.I'm shocked that the weather forecasters of this land didn't see this coming, they're so useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I can't believe anyone would actually want to fly, given the possibility of volcanic ash knocking out all your plane's engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Duck and cover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 People are treating this like a disaster, the same thing happened when Mt ST Helens erupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 People are treating this like a disaster, the same thing happened when Mt ST Helens eruptedNo, this is the first time that this has happened re: airports across Europe being shut and aeroplanes being grounded. First time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 People are treating this like a disaster, the same thing happened when Mt ST Helens eruptedAye, nae dramas though really, eh.Just a few cancelled flights, min, ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Did anyone see on the news the professional Scottish ned who was clearly bemused at exactly why the planes have been grounded and couldn't understand it at all... 'they fly at 30 to 40 thousand feet, I canna see the problem at all'.'We're doomed' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I like the folk outside the airports who complain "We haven't been told anything". Erm, have you asked anyone? Called your airline? Read the news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I'm waiting for Bennachie to erupt, just to see which way the pyroplastic flow heads. My bet is on Kemnay being wiped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I can't believe anyone would actually want to fly, given the possibility of volcanic ash knocking out all your plane's engines.I want to fly but I don't want to fly in volcanic ash, I do however want to fly to my destination!you'd surely have similar wants if you had booked a holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Not if it was in Iceland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I want to fly but I don't want to fly in volcanic ash, I do however want to fly to my destination!you'd surely have similar wants if you had booked a holiday?Yes, but it seems like it's not worth the risk of plunging to your doom. Especially if it was plunging to your doom with BA, as that would be a horrible experience to take into infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 YouTube - Sky News / I Hate IcelandLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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