Monster Zero Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 because star wars fucking rulesTrue story.George Lucas should have kept his tinkering paws and his pishy CGI for the prequels and just left the original holy trilogy alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 The worst thing about ROTS is how rushed the ending feels. "AHHHHHH!" POP! "Luke... AHHHHHH!" POP! "Leia" dead.Then they cover up the glaring plot hole I was annoyingly obsessed over by saying "have that droids memory wiped" in an "oh, by the way..." manner. It's ridiculously rushed, as if they got so far and ol' Georgy-boy Lucas said to himself, "even I can't be fucked with this anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Has anyone seen The Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones reviews by RedLetterMedia on Youtube? They are absolutely sensational at points. I recommend anyone who hates the new trilogy to watch them. *cough* http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/movies-tv/59414-star-wars-phantom-menace.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 True story.George Lucas should have kept his tinkering paws and his pishy CGI for the prequels and just left the original holy trilogy alone.i agree. at least they had the good sense to release the original films on dvd in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 i agree. at least they had the good sense to release the original films on dvd in the end.Is that the version tagged onto the "revamp" version? Is it true the audio is pishy, tinny stereo, it isn't anamorphic etc? Really want them on DVD but not if it is going to be the same as the VHS version. I have heard bad things, and I don't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Is that the version tagged onto the "revamp" version? Is it true the audio is pishy, tinny stereo, it isn't anamorphic etc? Really want them on DVD but not if it is going to be the same as the VHS version. I have heard bad things, and I don't like.I ended up buying them when they were going cheap on play.com or something, they are pretty much just the VHS copies as George Lucas doesn't spend any time on anything but his new visions. They aren't even in letterbox format if I recall.I have now purchased the original trilogy on VHS, the special edition original trilogy on VHS, the original trilogy on DVD, the special edition original trilogy on DVD. Multiply me by lots of people and that's a shit lot of cash for GL.I have also bought the prequels on DVD for completeness. In fact it was only recently I bought 'The Phantom Menace' as it was the only gap in my DVD collection and it was 2nd hand cheap as chips. Hasn't been near my DVD player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I ended up buying them when they were going cheap on play.com or something, they are pretty much just the VHS copies as George Lucas doesn't spend any time on anything but his new visions. They aren't even in letterbox format if I recall.I have now purchased the original trilogy on VHS, the special edition original trilogy on VHS, the original trilogy on DVD, the special edition original trilogy on DVD. Multiply me by lots of people and that's a shit lot of cash for GL.I have also bought the prequels on DVD for completeness. In fact it was only recently I bought 'The Phantom Menace' as it was the only gap in my DVD collection and it was 2nd hand cheap as chips. Hasn't been near my DVD player.Pretty much the same for me, except I couldn't bring myself to bring the original trilogy on DVD for a second time to get the unmessed with versions, I knew that they would look shit being un-anamorphic.Got Adywan HD rips of ANH and ESB now, they are the "special editions" but they look fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 This thread is bullshit now. Just full of Star Wars pish. Booooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 This thread is bullshit now. Just full of Star Wars pish. Booooo.I find your lack of faith disturbing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Do you find his lack of faith as disturbing as Luke's full-on holy-crusade level of fath regarding a religion he finds out about five minutes before dedicating his life to and becoming a preacher of to Han?(Love the Family Guy spoofs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 If the pope could make lightning shoot out of his hands and use his religion to do sweet backflips, he'd certainly have me sold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 The positioning with the bike they do while trying to get up walls etc mean that they have to get as far down with their bums as possible. Basically, a seat would get in the way, and while trying to launch themselves up over a fence, they'd get a saddle in their gooch, fuck up the jump, lose balance and land on their face. Unless they had a seat that was so low-down that it would become redundant, cos your arse crack would be rested hard up against your back tyre.I'd pay good money to see that!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Ear wax. Why do we have it and what does it do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Ear wax. Why do we have it and what does it do?It tastes damn good, that's what it does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Kinda agree about the poppin out babies thing, as for wiping c-3po's memory i don't think it was rushed at all, just popping things together. In a good way almost, in the way that everything has happened, and this is the end until everything you have already seen happens. it just sorta sum things ups. I don't know how else they could have done it.They had the insensitivety to delete the scene where Yoda lands on Dagobah to start his exile.....it was a short scene, but the look on the little green guy's face gets me every time, poor little sod!!! The prequels were all crap except for certain sections of Ep III, the best bit was the mask going on Vader...total silence...then the iconic breathing starts!!!! I nearly pissed myself!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Then ruined by the worst "Noooo!" ever....and that's when I walked out of the cinema!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I liked Ep II and Ep III. Episode I was ruined by Jar Jar Binks and a shit story. Though Qui-Gon Jinn was fucking hard as fuck. One of my favourite Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I liked Ep II and Ep III. Episode I was ruined by Jar Jar Binks and a shit story. Though Qui-Gon Jinn was fucking hard as fuck. One of my favourite Jedi Qui-Gon was the bollocks.....the 3 way lightsaber fight at the end of Ep I made up for the rest of the sorry mess. Shame Qui-Gon and Darth Maul were both killed off in the one movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 EP I was al load of non sensical jargon spit out by shit comedy characters culminating in a light-sabre duel with an awesome soundtrack.EP II was not bad, even though mini-Boba Fett was the worst child actor everEP III was a gigantic special effect that ruined one of the most famous characters in the movie worldEP IV made me want to watch more Star Wars moviesEP V made me jizz all over the placeEP VI made me drink the jizz from Episode V with a smile on my pus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 The 3 prequels bring up such a mess of conflicting emotions - Episode 1 features Jar Jar Binks, some pish storyline about Chlorimidians but also has Natalie Portman and a cool bad guy (who is featured way too infrequently) who has a cool double ended lightsabre.Episode 2 features Haydn Christensen and a less pish storyline but also has Natalie Portman, Yoda unleashing the fury like a hyperactive Furby and Christopher Lee with a cool curvy lightsabre.Episode 3 features Haydn Christensen and a bit more pish again storyline but also has Natalie Portman and General Grievous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I thought 2 and 3 were definitely better then 1 but the prequels are all emotionally sterile. Empire is of course the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 The only good thing to come of Episode 1 was Star Wars Racing. What a game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Two things that spoil, for me, the prequel trilogy.....Hayden Christsakes and Natalie Portman!!!!! The CGI characters have more personality than the two of them, and the chemistry between them is virtually non existent, and I lay the blame straight at George Lucas and his forelock tugging yesmen. If one of them had the balls to stand up and say ''hang on, this doesn't make sense'', the films might have been better.I mean, Vader's seduction to the darkside took about 3 and half minutes!!!! One minute he was dropping Palpatine in it to Windu, then the next minute he was pledging himself as Palpatine's apprentice!!!!!!!!! It should have played out over the course of Eps II and III. One of moviedom's greatest villians reduced to a petulant sulky teenager....my arse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 natalie portman's a babe though.I didn't used to think she was hot until i saw a video of her with a skinhead rapping aggressively about how she wanted me to suck her dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I didn't used to think she was hot until i saw a video of her with a skinhead rapping aggressively about how she wanted me to suck her dick.YASSBest.Video.Ever.YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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