Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I had a dirty pint when we had a Hercules moments gy together. I then puked in my friends compost bin and gave out sex tips. Good night.And yes, this is my 21st, hence why the gifts are especially ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 It was on Veronica's Strip. I want to say Linekers but it may not have been, that's just the only name I can remember! They made me down a dirty pint in 10 seconds. When I didn't manage it, they made me another one... then whipped out the champagne. I maintain it was the bubbles that made me vom.Aye it was Linekers, the most English place I've ever been and I've been to England. "There's some Germans across the road, telling us to turn out down? What do we say to that?" followed by three lions at a deafing volume. Cheap booze though! Their George Best drinking challange is nasty as fuck. A pint, a glass of wine and a nip of whisky in under 12 second. Some Welsh lad some how managed it. Mental. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Aye it was Linekers, the most English place I've ever been and I've been to England. "There's some Germans across the road, telling us to turn out down? What do we say to that?" followed by three lions at a deafing volume. Cheap booze though! Their George Best drinking challange is nasty as fuck. A pint, a glass of wine and a nip of whisky in under 12 second. Some Welsh lad some how managed it. Mental.I know I was definitely in Lineker's but I can't remember if that's where that happened. Some weird shit goes on in those bars. I remember being in one bar, the DJ emerged from the bogs and got on the microphone and said that he'd just gone into the women's toilets after he'd seen a girl going in there, and as "a joke", gone into the cubicle next to hers and stuck his cock through a glory hole. Instead of screaming or running away, she wanked him off. She'd then gone back to the bar and was sitting perfectly quietly having a drink with her mates when he emerged and told the story through the microphone and pointed her out to everyone. Poor girl was mortified! She covered her face and left pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 MY WORK BOUGHT ME A HUGO BOSS WATCH.This is just fucking ace-ic.I know this is very petty but I have never wanted to dislike a post more than this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Got my main present from my girlfriend early as I have no smart trainers to wear out tonight.early present solved nowt then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I like that Jake's 21st seems to have become like a 2 week celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 It's all a bit like that show My Sweet 16th, or something. I hope he cried because the cake wasn't shaped like the right kind of scale model sportscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Just because any reason to post this again: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I posted this in another thread a while ago, but still. Also, I think this video is ace-ic, so we're still on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I posted this in another thread a while ago, but still. Also, I think this video is ace-ic, so we're still on topic.This is perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Are those your actual feet, Jake? If so, i didn't know you were a gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 What's with the jean turn-ups? They're so out of fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kybosh Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 What's with the jean turn-ups? They're so out of fashion........... or not if you look in certain shop windows just now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Just wear jeans that are of correct length. Turn-ups look gay nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I liked em. What of it. I don't slag you for being a cunt. xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I turn up my jeans too. And you can lick my scrote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 What's with the jean turn-ups? They're so out of fashion.Just wear jeans that are of correct length. Turn-ups look gay nowadays.Aye, and moaning about what is in fashion isn't gay at all. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don't want to be a dick and use #sarcasm somewhere other than twitter but you cunts may force my hand. I really don't care about turn ups. I much prefer turnips though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don't want to be a dick and use #sarcasm somewhere other than twitter but you cunts may force my hand. I really don't care about turn ups. I much prefer turnips though.Aye, you were totally being sarcastic. I believe you, I really do. That was first class sarcasm. It was so good that I in fact did not realise that you were being sarcastic. That's made me feel like such a fool! Silly me! This is so embarrassing! I applaud yr Oscar Wilde-esque wit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 You are silly.#Thisisnotsarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I have turn ups. Mostly because when I wear Converse the backs of my jeans trail along the ground and get ripped. Oddly it doesn't happen when I wear any of my other trainers.I bought new Converse last week. That was ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Take the clothes chat to the fashion thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kybosh Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Take the clothes chat to the fashion thread.there's a fashion thread how gay is that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 there's a fashion thread how gay is that ?There isn't and there probably shouldn't be (which means someone will probably make one). Gay? No. Metrosexual, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I have turn ups. Mostly because when I wear Converse the backs of my jeans trail along the ground and get ripped. Oddly it doesn't happen when I wear any of my other trainers.I bought new Converse last week. That was ace-ic.Does anyone have the film rights for that story? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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