Jaaakkkeee Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Helpful folk are ace-ic. My girlfriend's boss came round yesterday and helped me paint. I thought, due to appliances and coming tomorrow that we would have to leave the livingroom/hallway painting and flooring till next week. But thanks to his help we got all the rooms painted and all the gloss done and now all the flooring can be done tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I bet he was disappointed when he turned up at the flat and realised he was actually painting your girlfriends walls...haha. Probably even more disappointed when it was just me in the flat. it was awkward to being with. We painted different rooms and I made him listen to Twin Atlantic and a dubstep mixtape before popping to the shops.EDIT: Cool Story, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 JW's utterly correct btw. He pure wants to piledrive your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 JW's utterly correct btw. He pure wants to piledrive your girlfriend.Totally right, that's the only reason i went round. Painting his girlfriends interior walls with my emulsion my ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 JW's utterly correct btw. He pure wants to piledrive your girlfriend.Unless it was all a cunning ruse to get Jake alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Unless it was all a cunning ruse to get Jake alone...For the amount of painting he done I'll give him a free pass at me and my girlfriend. Getting this flat finished this week is well worth a sore arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 :princess:Free motherfucking cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 :princess:Free motherfucking cake.There's no free cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Finding out I'll be teaching in Edinburgh next year. BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Finding out I'll be teaching in Edinburgh next year. BOOM!Leith no more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Mwahaha No, I'm staying put in Leith - "teh shore boys 4 lyf" and so on. It's a safe place to be an Arab! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Morrisons Dolce Rosso Cherry Tomatoes. They make all other Tomatoes taste like shite. Undisputed kings of salad. They were on offer so I stocked up. Now they are back to full price, and I'm stingey, so I went back to the cheapo ones. I just couldn't eat them. They tasted like they'd gone off. Which they hadn't, but they are just worlds apart from the fancy ones.I bought and ate a whole pack this morning, like they were a bag of sweets. Supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Dolce Rosso shouldn't even be called Tomatoes. They are in league all their own. They are like a completely different food.Godlike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Went to London for the weekend. The weather was very good and I spent most of Saturday in a beer garden at a very good pub. Ace-ic for sure. And for once on my flight home I fell asleep shortly after take off and woke up just before landing. Fantastic.What's not ace is London trains / tube on the weekends. It's always a fucking mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Being in Kiev, heading to Crimea for two weeks.Not so ace-ic is the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Cream of chicken soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Heatcare engineer is coming up tomorrow so we'll have hot water tomorrow night. Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Watching fights is ace. One on Union St about 20 mins ago, outside Greggs near Burger King. Two school girls. It was brutual, hair being ripped out and shit. It descended into the middle of the road. Then the Poh-Poh came, and they screamed whilst being budled to the ground and then into a van.Ample entertainment whilst I chowed down on my sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Watching fights is ace. One on Union St about 20 mins ago, outside Greggs near Burger King. Two school girls. It was brutual, hair being ripped out and shit. It descended into the middle of the road. Then the Poh-Poh came, and they screamed whilst being budled to the ground and then into a van.Ample entertainment whilst I chowed down on my sandwiches.Sounds quality. Last month I saw a big fight outside the Farmfoods in Woodside. Initially it was two ladies having it out, and a crowd of neds were watching/goading. The neds were chased to a safe viewing distance by one of the ladies. Probably didn't want to make a spectacle of herself. A boyfriend eventually turned up and tried to break up the fight, only for the two ladies to turn on him and give him a hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Watching fights is ace. One on Union St about 20 mins ago, outside Greggs near Burger King. Two school girls. It was brutual, hair being ripped out and shit. It descended into the middle of the road. Then the Poh-Poh came, and they screamed whilst being budled to the ground and then into a van.Ample entertainment whilst I chowed down on my sandwiches.I also saw this the language as they were being restrained was amazing.Also just the random screaming despite no harm being done to them. "Get aff meh!! AAAAEEEEEUUUGHHHHEAAEEEEAGHH!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 On halloween a couple of years back some guy was just going about punching folk. And he was a lot shorter so it looked quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 I also saw this the language as they were being restrained was amazing.Also just the random screaming despite no harm being done to them. "Get aff meh!! AAAAEEEEEUUUGHHHHEAAEEEEAGHH!!!!!"Was amazing. They were pinned against the wall for a good 5 minutes, just screaming the whole time. "Git tae fock waaaaaaaaaah". One of the girls kept trying to stamp on the policeman's feet too. Can't imagine that went down well.I hope it was over a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Was amazing. They were pinned against the wall for a good 5 minutes, just screaming the whole time. "Git tae fock waaaaaaaaaah". One of the girls kept trying to stamp on the policeman's feet too. Can't imagine that went down well.I hope it was over a boabie.Fixed.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Was amazing. They were pinned against the wall for a good 5 minutes, just screaming the whole time. "Git tae fock waaaaaaaaaah". One of the girls kept trying to stamp on the policeman's feet too. Can't imagine that went down well.I hope it was over a boy.I hope it was all over a pie. It's Greggs fault really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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