TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Damn, I am a div and a moron! I have to accept it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Pick up only sellers on Ebay. Put it in your local paper, not a website used all over the country if you are too fucking lazy to put something in a box and post it. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Their's no coming back form taht. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 There's a big difference between not being able to write a sentence and a typo, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 I often lose the ability to write proper sentences when I'm hella mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 I immediately ear mark someone as a div if they can't write a sentence correctly. I don't care if you are Stephen Hawking of Brian Cox, you are a fucking moron if you don't know which "there" to use. It is basic grammar that everyone gets taught in primary school.Earmark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 THing is sum people, cant seem to use basic punctuation it really grates on me makes me want;to ki'll fuck out to folk, 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 This thread is one big ode to misanthropy. As a master misanthrope, I seriously fucking dig it.This reminds me of a pet hate of mine: people who go on about how they 'hate people'. You might not enjoy certain social situations or find certain idiosyncrasies of society irritating but you don't hate the entire human race you cunt.Btdubs - not talking about u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 I do. I hate the entire human race. They're all cunts. Including myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Phoning the RBS Debt Management department. 31 minutes on hold so far and I haven't actually spoken to anyone yet. Just to rub salt in the wound it's an international call so it's probably cost me about £15 so far.EDIT - Oh and they close in 13 minutes. If I don't get through to anyone and have to do all this again on Monday, well, nothing will happen probably but I'll be annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Phoning the RBS Debt Management department. 31 minutes on hold so far and I haven't actually spoken to anyone yet. Just to rub salt in the wound it's an international call so it's probably cost me about £15 so far.EDIT - Oh and they close in 13 minutes. If I don't get through to anyone and have to do all this again on Monday, well, nothing will happen probably but I'll be annoyed.Well it's been 27 now... Any word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Well it's been 27 now... Any word?An hour and 3 minutes on hold then the line just went dead. Amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 I wanted to laugh at your misery, typed in hahaha in to google and got this. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Out of fear of sounding like a moron, I dislike seeing exes passing by. It's like I need to be mentally prepared beforehand, although it's not so bad when you see them lying on the ground outside some bar with an unfortunate looking chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Out of fear of sounding like a moron, I dislike seeing exes passing by. It's like I need to be mentally prepared beforehand, although it's not so bad when you see them lying on the ground outside some bar with an unfortunate looking chick.You're a girl? EXEs can drink? What the fuck were they doing out of program files? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Procrastination.I don't think I'm lazy but I love putting things on hold for another day. I wish I had a bit more motivation to just get things done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 On the note of bad punctuation/sentencing/grammar:Fucking EDL. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Muslamic ray guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Wow. Baffled by the second "S" in "Islamists" too. Looks like they started to do a backwards 3, or a stylised "f".xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 You're a girl? EXEs can drink? What the fuck were they doing out of program files? "Peter File". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Does equality laws?Well. Does it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 *Inadvertently accessing porn through my phone whilst connected to the work wifi and not being sure if this sort of thing will be detected. I keep shitting myself everytime the IT manager calls me.I might just kill myself in shame.*went to homepage which, erm, 'somehow' had been re-set from Google to something entirely different... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 *Inadvertently accessing porn through my phone whilst connected to the work wifi and not being sure if this sort of thing will be detected. I keep shitting myself everytime the IT manager calls me.I might just kill myself in shame.*went to homepage which, erm, 'somehow' had been re-set from Google to something entirely different...You'll be fine. Even IF it's tracked, they'll see you were there for a tiny amount of time as soon as you logged on and you'll be able to argue that some site you accessed outwith work had changed your homepage without your consent.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Even IF it's trackedDepends on the company. Most large organisations WILL track this but they would also automatically block it as well. The fact that he actually got through to the site suggests they might miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Tidying up the aftermath of a big party. Exactly why parties should be had at other people's flats and not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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