Skubbs Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 And I'm applying for a job there. Actually that's a lie, the only jobs they've got are in Alford.Pet hate: Jobs that are only in Alford.Plural...? Is this the in the council or something, didn't realise Alford was a hub of potential employment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Folk not from this area calling Alford, Alllllford. Sounds so orra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 That's how I say it. If there's an L in there, I'm saying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 People who call you mate when they're either not your mate or just pain angry with you eg "Look mate if that's your opinion, you are obviously a dick". Either use my name or call me a name, don't call me your mate cause its my pet hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 My work. Good job I'm leaving in 2 weeks.Why you leaving if it's a good job? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 People who go into shops demanding spare parts for an item they bought 5 fucking years ago."I'm sorry, we don't stock spare parts here.""Aye but I bought it at this shop."Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 People who call you mate when they're either not your mate or just pain angry with you eg "Look mate if that's your opinion, you are obviously a dick". Either use my name or call me a name, don't call me your mate cause its my pet hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Why you leaving if it's a good job?Good een. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 AFFFF ORRD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Folk that don't stock spare parts for something I bought 5 years ago. Definite pet hate. Pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 COOOOTURRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 Plural...? Is this the in the council or something, didn't realise Alford was a hub of potential employmentSainsbury's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 Sainsbury's.That doesn't answer the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 That doesn't answer the question.One shop can have more than one vacancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Folk not from this area calling Alford, Alllllford. Sounds so orra. But it is a bit daft, like Montgarrie being called "muntgeeerieee" and Chapel of Garioch being called "chapel o geeerieeee". Fucking teuchters, bastards can't talk properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 People who go into shops demanding spare parts for an item they bought 5 fucking years ago."I'm sorry, we don't stock spare parts here.""Aye but I bought it at this shop."Cunts.Try working in the Oil Industry."I know you comissioned this 30 years ago, but you got any spare parts?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Mowing the fucking lawn when the grass is just that bit too long, and frigging wet !!*BIG Hate* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Wow, really?! When/where are they opening? My mum is going to be fucking delighted, the co-op is shite and the old deli sold out of date food so she's always got to travel to Westhill or Huntly for shopping. Wayhey.Oh, bugger, egg on my face there. It's "Alford Place", not "Alford". Sorry, your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I hate salt. Fuck salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Oh, bugger, egg on my face there. It's "Alford Place", not "Alford". Sorry, your mum. You're right, you bastard. I had my hopes up too!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Oh, bugger, egg on my face there. It's "Alford Place", not "Alford". Sorry, your mum. Ah for fucks sake. They've been waiting on a fucking Tesco for years, so that would have been ace. Oh well haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Smelly work collegues. There is this one older guy at my work and he absolutely reeks, properly like some kind of super stink monster. And it gets worse through out the day since the lab I work in is a bit like a green house. I just can't understand that he doesn't notice that he smells of B.O. so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 A temp in my old job got canned because he sweated through his shirt and his feet stunk like toxic waste. That's the benefit of temps, you can sack them for any old reason. A stinky employee is a bit tougher. Whoever gets him in the Secret Santa should buy him some Lush Bath bombs and a pack of odour eaters. Maybe bring it forward a few months and call it Secret August Hygiene Surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Smelly work collegues. There is this one older guy at my work and he absolutely reeks, properly like some kind of super stink monster. And it gets worse through out the day since the lab I work in is a bit like a green house. I just can't understand that he doesn't notice that he smells of B.O. so badly.Had this happen in two different locations I've worked at, first was before they got all strict on the Fire Extinguisher regs, so I turned the extinguisher on the stinky bastard, then told him why. (Note - water not CO2 ) !Second one was a bit more subtle, I went to Boots and bought a big can of deodorant and left it on their desk with a post it saying "please use me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Smelly work collegues. There is this one older guy at my work and he absolutely reeks, properly like some kind of super stink monster. And it gets worse through out the day since the lab I work in is a bit like a green house. I just can't understand that he doesn't notice that he smells of B.O. so badly.The only think I can think of is that it's not as noticable to him because it's "his smell". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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