britheguy Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 getting a stupid song into my head and not being able to stop singing it...........such as that fucking 'sitting on the toilet' song that I clicked on the link from the 'Guitar player OCD' thread.sitting on the toilet!!!sitting on the toilet!!!Fack off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Fuckers acting ignorant and annoyed when I point out that the area that is barriered off is actually closed, and you cannot sit there... eh DUH it's not an assault course to make things that little bit more fun once you finally get the weight off of your feet.Chavs, eugh I cannot express how much I DESPISE the little fuckers, they ran into Chiquitos last night, screaming and swearing then ran out. How the hell does that make them "hard" and "cool"?? If you hate the place that much, fuck off home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Fuckers acting ignorant and annoyed when I point out that the area that is barriered off is actually closed, and you cannot sit there... eh DUH it's not an assault course to make things that little bit more fun once you finally get the weight off of your feet.Chavs, eugh I cannot express how much I DESPISE the little fuckers, they ran into Chiquitos last night, screaming and swearing then ran out. How the hell does that make them "hard" and "cool"?? If you hate the place that much, fuck off home.Every time I see your name as the last poster in this thread I get a little bit excited.This wasn't your best effort, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.In future, more stories about Chinese girls, raw meat and gastro-enteritis, thankyouplease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Every time I see your name as the last poster in this thread I get a little bit excited.And I thought I was reclusive these days.You seriously have to get out more, chimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Idiots who place bids on items on ebay ages before the auction ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Idiots who place bids on items on ebay ages before the auction ends.I've wondered about that before as well. Saying that, when I first started on ebay, I would put bids in days before the time was up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Piss awful bar manners, as demonstrated by two hideous menopausal banshees in Zee's last night barging their way through a packed bar area sqeualing at the bar staff like pigs on LSD. They then overheard me calling them 'fucking nuggets' to a friend of mine at the bar, which didn't go down too well.Oh, and people too drunk to stand up and keep hold of their drink thus inevitably spilling it over me not once but twice, and no bouncers dealing with it. I left before the Stoney-esque temptation to clock him set in..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 I hate the way some people sacrifice common courtesy in order to get a drink faster. Wednesday night in slains there was me and some other guy at the bar, then some guy came after us. When the barman came over and looked at us all in the "who was first" kind of fashion, the guy who came third jumped in and ordered a huge list of drinks. starting with 2 pints of tennants, hen poured he then said and a G&T, when the was poured, he would add another drink, and carried on like this till he had about 9 drinks. knob.In situations like that, when you see the barperson come over you either put your finger/hand up or nod your head if you were first or point to the guy that was waiting before you.Oh and say the words "Were you Fuck!!" when you get a cock butting in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 One of the reasons I rarely go to pubs these days !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Kids on Xbox Live No, it's fine if you persecute me relentlessly with the reflexes of a meth fiend but could you please shut the fuck up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Kids on Xbox Live No, it's fine if you persecute me relentlessly with the reflexes of a meth fiend but could you please shut the fuck up? The little cunts that shout "Vote to skip, vote to skip, vote to skip!" on MW2. Fuck off cuntwhistle. I'll fucking decide if I'm going to vote to skip. Now shut the fuck up. Even if I'm not particularly fond of the map, I don't vote just to spite the little fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Finding a flat that I love, and offering to take a two year least a minimum if they would hold the place until the end of May. I get told "oh, you have first refusal but we want you to take it at the end of april and we need your mum to sign a contract so that if you can't make a payment, she'll pay it..." FUCK OFF I'm bloody 22, I fucking know how to handle my bloody finances and I WORK FULL TIME! I've offered them references from both previous employers, and from my university but ooooh noooo I'm a student therefore must want to pish my money up against a fucking brick wall.They also looked at me as if I want to hide a family of immigrants when I said I wanted a two bedroomed flat. "oh we only have a license for two people..." yes dipshit, but I want a fucking games room so I don't have a playstation and wii in the living room. Why is that so unbelieveable??GRRRBeing a student is like having AIDS, no one wants to fucking touch you. So bollocks to that place and it's back to the drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 The little cunts that shout "Vote to skip, vote to skip, vote to skip!" on MW2. Fuck off cuntwhistle. I'll fucking decide if I'm going to vote to skip. Now shut the fuck up. Even if I'm not particularly fond of the map, I don't vote just to spite the little fuckers.MW2 is just Halo 3 all over again. Mute. Mute. Mute. I'm muting half the fucking population! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Every time I see your name as the last poster in this thread I get a little bit excited.This wasn't your best effort, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.In future, more stories about Chinese girls, raw meat and gastro-enteritis, thankyouplease.Sorry, I'll try better next time haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Finding a flat that I love... So bollocks to that place and it's back to the drawing board.Flat hunting is the worst thing in the world. It's always 5 bad apples to 1 good apple! You'll find the right flat eventually!! Good luck!My boiler is doing my head in. Yesterday morning = hot water. Last night when I was getting ready to go out = no hot water. Reset button pressed = nothing.Reset button pressed at 3.30am when I got in = hot water. Why could it not have worked when it was supposed to?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 My problem is the thermostat on mine is broken so if I don't remember to turn it off it after half an hour my hot tap water will stay hotter than a star's surface for several days. T'is most vexing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 this weekends pet hate was an over fussy referee who called yesterdays home match against tamworth at the last minute when apparently the pitch, whilst heavy, was quite playable according to the club groundsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Watching drugs beginning to ruin someone you know and being utterly helpless to stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Watching drugs beginning to ruin someone you know and being utterly helpless to stop it.Yup, seen this several times over in life. It's a hiding to nothing, your best bet is to cut loose. It's their choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Watching drugs beginning to ruin someone you know and being utterly helpless to stop it.True story. I'm hoping that my friend who is the same, having ditched her dodgy boyfriend will soon sort herself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 It grinds my gears when someone starts a thread on a promising topic, but gives it a completely irrelevant title. Stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Doing a dump and then it not flushing. Not so bad if you've taken a paper with you but damn boring waiting for the cistern to fill otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 my old flat was like that. i pretty much never had a one flusher. i wonder how many hours of my life i wasted battering my jobbies to death with toilet paper.....my mate still lives there and its good fun to save a nice greasy number for him and not tell him when it doesnt flush........and leave.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 my old flat was like that. i pretty much never had a one flusher. i wonder how many hours of my life i wasted battering my jobbies to death with toilet paper.....my mate still lives there and its good fun to save a nice greasy number for him and not tell him when it doesnt flush........and leave....That's not very nice. He probably has to break their back with a toilet brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Mine is a bastard for that too. I like American bogs, they flush like space loos!! Wissssssh, shit gone into the void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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