Shaki Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 BT. Well, it's more than a pet hate really. I despise them with every cell of my being. NOTHING is simple with these cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 BT. Well, it's more than a pet hate really. I despise them with every cell of my being. NOTHING is simple with these cunts.Tell me about it, he hand edits his vocal stutter FX and works in 256ths! What a show off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Tell me about it, he hand edits his vocal stutter FX and works in 256ths! What a show off.Ah, with you now, I thought he was talking about Coronation Street favourite Bill Tarmey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 BT. Well, it's more than a pet hate really. I despise them with every cell of my being. NOTHING is simple with these cunts.have to agree on this one, i switched to o2 recently (or will do, this friday) and requesting a MAC code off them was an ordeal, as i expected.nothing an email to the CEO doesn't sort out though.why would i pay 20 a month for broadband with a limit when i can get it for 10 unlimited on o2. hurrah, films music and porn till my eyes bleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 People who refer to Aberdeen as ABZ in normal conversation/emails/postsonaberdeenmusic.Ha ha, fair doos. Aberdeen it is then. Mind you I never use it in a normal conversation, that would just be plain weird....and I've never heard any one else use it in a conversation. How many have you heard? I think I would have to say something to them if I heard them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ordering The Unwinding Hours and play.com sending me Norah Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ordering The Unwinding Hours and play.com sending me Norah Jones.I just laughed out loud Sorry Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ordered my Brewdog over a week ago not arriving yet:( How long does it often take, anyone know?Usually between 1 and 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Paying council tax, yet having to plough my own way through the fucking snow. Is it too much to ask to have the main road cleared? I mean, it's been snowing since first thing this morning for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 The fact it took 3 hours to get to work this morning. That's Glasgow to Falkirk - normally just over 60 mins!! I will never be able to reclaim that time back!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Ordering The Unwinding Hours and play.com sending me Norah Jones.I ordered Oz series 1 and got H.G Wells 'The Time Machine' (1960). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 The fact it took 3 hours to get to work this morning. That's Glasgow to Falkirk - normally just over 60 mins!! I will never be able to reclaim that time back!!Do you drive? The train will get you from Glasgow to Falkirk in around 40 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Do you drive? The train will get you from Glasgow to Falkirk in around 40 minutes.5 on 'I need to drive as part of my job' please, bookkeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Ordering The Unwinding Hours and play.com sending me Norah Jones.Norah Jones' new album is allegedly quite good and a change from her usual slightly bland stuff. Did you listen at all or just return? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 People who think out loud, or describe what they're doing, even though it's inane bullshit that I don't need to hear."my god, this pen is rubbish!""oh, okay, right, go to control panel, network connections..."AHHH, SHUT UP!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Norah Jones' new album is allegedly quite good and a change from her usual slightly bland stuff. Did you listen at all or just return?I just returned it. If it wasn't cellophane wrapped I'd have probably given it a spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 People who think out loud, or describe what they're doing, even though it's inane bullshit that I don't need to hear.There's two people in my close vicinity at work (one an older lady on the other side of my partition) who do this. Drives me fucking mad. All day every day I have to listen to them parroting on about every little passing thought that enters their head. Or what's on the front page of the evening express. We all know what's on the front page of the evening express! Travellers and snow! It's the only thing that's ever in the evening express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 People who think out loud, or describe what they're doing, even though it's inane bullshit that I don't need to hear."my god, this pen is rubbish!""oh, okay, right, go to control panel, network connections..."AHHH, SHUT UP!!You just reminded me of a particularly annoying co-worker who would actually say out loud the AOL "You've got mail!" alert every time she received email.There was a growing conspiracy to murder her, involving myself and several colleagues, but fortunately for all involved she left for another job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 "my god, this pen is rubbish!"!haha. That's a beauty. I never realised how many people say that until now. It's just filling space with noise. As if the other person has their hopes hinging on the performance of the pen. 'Rubbish? Really? I used it yesterday and thought it was by far and away the best pen ever I've ever used' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Some cretin keyed my car last night. Put a big fuck-off deep scratch right across the front of it. I don't understand why somebody would do this. It's not like they gain anything from it, it's just mindless, pointless vandalism that is going to cost me a shitload of money to get fixed. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Some cretin keyed my car last night. Put a big fuck-off deep scratch right across the front of it. I don't understand why somebody would do this. It's not like they gain anything from it, it's just mindless, pointless vandalism that is going to cost me a shitload of money to get fixed. Fucking cunts. Lance: Still got your Malibu? Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day? Lance: What? Vincent: Fucking keyed it. Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up. Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it. Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. Lance: What a fucker! Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle. Lance: You don't do it. Vincent: It's just against the rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Inept cunts that add bits on to simple questions.*in response to me asking what the final part of our default gateway for our network is* "...right, its ABC DOT XYZ DOT D DOT.." NO CUNT, I ASKED FOR THE LAST BIT, I KNOW THE FUCKING REST, JUST TELL ME THE LAST BIT!Inept cunts that do shit like this..."Right, I just got an e-mail that says this, YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA, do you know what he means? Hold on, I'll forward you the e-mail." NICE ONE CUNT, YOU READ IT, NOW IM GOING TO HAVE TO READ IT AGAIN, SO WE'RE TAKING TWICE AS LONG NOW. FUCKING STUPID CUNT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Some cretin keyed my car last night. Put a big fuck-off deep scratch right across the front of it. I don't understand why somebody would do this. It's not like they gain anything from it, it's just mindless, pointless vandalism that is going to cost me a shitload of money to get fixed. Fucking cunts. Fucking bastards.When I lived in town, I got my wing mirrors kicked off a few times.I also had my car broken into, and they nicked a broken washing machine out the back of it, that was left in there for the purposes of taking to a dump sometime. I thought "fuck it, nobody will break into my car to pinch a washing machine and have to carry the fucker up the road". I was clearly wrong. I was quite satisfied knowing that some minky little fuckers had busted their balls nicking a washing machine to then find out it was completely fucked.TWO FUCKING WEEKS later, I was sat at work and my mobile phone wrang. This was Grampian Police informing me that my window had been smashed on my car. Bastards. That's one aspect of living in a city I really don't miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Cyclists, again. Even though I cycle, other cyclists are fucking tubes. Nearly got mowed down just this lunchtime, crossing the pelican crossing between the St Nicks centre and the Bon Accord. He just yelled "Coming through", in a harsh sort of tone, as if we were all in the wrong for crossing when the green man was lit. I mean, you're either a road user or you're not. Red lights apply. I just don't understand how they can have the gaul to just skip right through. For folk that skip through reds, there's should be a clothesline-policy in place. meaning I can enforce a swinging arm around their neck with absolutely no repercussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I ordered Oz series 1 and got H.G Wells 'The Time Machine' (1960).On the plus side, there's slightly less gay rape in The Time Machine.Unless you wanted to see the gay rape of course. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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