Guest Gladstone Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Maruchan ramen noodles for the heartattack! I mean win! None of this 'meat flavoured' rubbish, all yummy proper animal extracts and 50% RDA of sodium.Probably illegal here.But you can smoke cigarettes. o_OAm I missing something, but the picture clearly says "chicken flavour" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Arrested Development anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Am I missing something, but the picture clearly says "chicken flavour"It clearly doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 It clearly doesn't.Sorry "chicken flavor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Arrested Development anyone?The band or the TV series? Are you saying either one is a pet hate of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Arrested Development anyone?Shouldn't you be in an exam right now?I like Daft Punk and both Arrested Developments. 30rock is ok but not a patch on The Larry Sanders show, which is the greatest comedy ever imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 The band or the TV series? Are you saying either one is a pet hate of yours?I was actually in the wrong forum! I thought I was in the TV series one! I like Arrested Developement. Its one of my faves. I was in an exam, from 1200-1330. Left with half an hour to go as I am a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Sorry "chicken flavor"Aye, but there's chicken flavored and chicken flavored. I think the key word I missed is 'artificial.' Maruchan is full of delicious dehydrated meat pieces!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Shouldn't you be in an exam right now?I like Daft Punk and both Arrested Developments. 30rock is ok but not a patch on The Larry Sanders show, which is the greatest comedy ever imo.I started watching The Larry Sanders Show last year, it's tremendous. I've started to notice myself saying 'hey now' increasingly often.Pet hate - pets, all pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Oh, I now hate Comedy Central. Am I being punished for genuinly liking Two and a Half Men by the constant repetitive adverts? If I want to watch shitty shitty sitcoms, I have to endure the same 3 Sex in the City, Grumpy Old Men and 30 Rock adverts every single break. I used to quite like that JayZ song about New York, but now that programme about wrinkly slags has adopted it for its adverts, I hate Jay Z, and rap music, and music.I just want to watch Charlie Harper bang women and Alan be frigid and uptight about the whole thing. What is so wrong with that? Why are you doing this to me?For all I know, 30 Rock could be quite good, but I certainly have no interest in watching it now you're forcing it into my brain. Everytime I close my eyes, all I see is Alec Baldwin.You know what boils my piss about Comedy Central? The fact their little advert title thing with the Forth Rail Bridge is a flipped video image! The "First" logo on the train is bloody backwards. As soon as I noticed it, I wished I could un-notice it since it is on every cunting ad break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Starbucks running out of cardboard cup sleeves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Starbucks running out of cardboard cup sleeves.Awwww, did you burn your paws on a Venti Triple Shot Peppermint Mocha? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Awwww, did you burn your paws on a Venti Triple Shot Peppermint Mocha?Cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Cyclists....fucking cyclists! Yesterday, when driving along Holburn Street there was two of the bastards cycling side by side, slowing up the traffic and just generally being dick heads. It took my three attempts to get past them because they kept zig zagging across the road. It took all my self restraint not to knock the bastards off. These two weren't even teenagers, they must have been in there 30's and were dressed in cycling gear....yet they were still complete twats. Argh!Was one of them wearing attractive white cycling trousers with mud splatter up the arse that made it look like he had shat himself? If so I got stuck behind them going across the Bridge of Dee and then round the roundabout. They just pottered around the roundabout to the South Deeside road exit side by side. I felt like scoring some cyclist points in a Death Race 2000 style as they looked as if they were enjoying holding everyone up in their tight wee outfits that made their legs look like burnt/snow covered Twiglets.Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I like '30 Rock', Tina Fey is kind of older woman cute and Alec Baldwin is actually pretty good in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Was one of them wearing attractive white cycling trousers with mud splatter up the arse that made it look like he had shat himself? If so I got stuck behind them going across the Bridge of Dee and then round the roundabout. They just pottered around the roundabout to the South Deeside road exit side by side. I felt like scoring some cyclist points in a Death Race 2000 style as they looked as if they were enjoying holding everyone up in their tight wee outfits that made their legs look like burnt/snow covered Twiglets.Cunts.Yeah, I think that was them....was this between 1 and 2pm?Cunts is an understatement.....I could have quite happily knocked both of the bastard off and then reversed over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 them jamie oliver sainsbury's ad when he gets all chummy with the people of britain and cooks them up a fantastically cheap dish. fucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Cunts is an understatement.....I could have quite happily knocked both of the bastard off and then reversed over them.Nah, you wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Nah, you wouldn't.Believe me, I would have if it wouldn't result in me going to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Cup of tea.Chai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 The hippie, students that are always cycling around the university area at night, on the roads, with no lights or brightly coloured clothes on. Whenever I spot one I know, I tell them when I next see them and the always reply with something along the lines of "chill out, it's no big deal...". Yes it is. You are in danger and I don't want to run you over and have it on my conscience for the rest of my life you gumptionless moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Believe me, I would have if it wouldn't result in me going to jail.I still don't think you would, over a slight bit of inconvenience. Get a grip.I hate it when the word "Ass" is put at the end of a word, to make it more, I don't know... Effective? Edgy? Stupid? "lame-ass" "gay-ass" "fake-ass". Get fucked. I hate the word "Ass" too.Shopping Centres are swiftly changing their names to so-an-so 'Mall' now, as well. I just don't think that one is going to ever catch on, but they really want it to. Fuck that. Fuck your soda and your biscuits and gravy. It's not even a biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I hate it when the word "Ass" is put at the end of a word, to make it more, I don't know... Effective? Edgy? Stupid? "lame-ass" "gay-ass" "fake-ass". Get fucked. I hate the word "Ass" too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I still don't think you would, over a slight bit of inconvenience. Get a grip.I guess we'll never know now will we.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I guess we'll never know now will we....You should probably be extra careful driving around cyclists now anyway. If you hit one, and the cops see you making murderous statements like these on the internet you'll be straight to the big house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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