Moon Moon Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Fully embracing his new lifestyle. You know what that lot are like. your dad wasn't complaining.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 your dad wasn't complaining.... Are you a power top or a bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Are you a power top or a bottom? top depending on what position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Who gives a fuck about bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 You get a bananahandle and you don't have to squeeze it to get rid of the annoying weird bit at the end because you've peeled that off at the beginning, like the monkeys do.OK, bought bananas so I can try this perversion. First attempt not exactly successful, I achieved the required bananahandle, but I'm not convinced about the weird end bit. It just got squashed at the beginning, and was a bit messier than I would like. However I will consider further investigation. May just need a slight change of technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 I tried it with my breakfast 'naner this morning. Liked. Would try again. It was normal up until the end bit then the end of the banana just popped out, no weird lumpy bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Snap banana in the middle, peel and eat the halves from there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I got sacked today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Shouldn't have been smoking dope 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 For failing a drugs test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I have to admit that when I read Jake's post my first thought was HAHA YAAAAAAAAAASSS! Then I remembered that Jake is a real person and not just a character in my online world providing me with entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyin Ryan Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I got sacked today.Camerons Britin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I blame Thatcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 It's coz you're a DROOGER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Nahh. Didn't finish my HNC due to health reasons. They said it was part of my job offer so tough luck health issues or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I have to admit that when I read Jake's post my first thought was HAHA YAAAAAAAAAASSS! Then I remembered that Jake is a real person and not just a character in my online world providing me with entertainment.I gave the same kind of response when my father in law asked me to take his speeding points to save him getting banned, as he needs to drive for his job. While I do feel sorry for Jake, if he got sacked for failing a drugs test it is his own fault. It's widely known that if you go into the oil industry, they drug test and will sack you for failing. I have been done for drink driving, but not when I needed to drive for my job and when I did I made sure I didn't drink and drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Nahh. Didn't finish my HNC due to health reasons. They said it was part of my job offer so tough luck health issues or not.Ah that's a bit shit then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyin Ryan Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 "health issues"Sorry to hear that, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyin Ryan Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I gave the same kind of response when my father in law asked me to take his speeding points to save him getting banned, as he needs to drive for his job.While I do feel sorry for Jake, if he got sacked for failing a drugs test it is his own fault. It's widely known that if you go into the oil industry, they drug test and will sack you for failing. I have been done for drink driving, but not when I needed to drive for my job and when I did I made sure I didn't drink and drive.Thats interesting too, and I seem to remember that offshore drilling crews were the biggest heads on the rig, changed days and showing my age ha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) I have been done for drink driving, but not when I needed to drive for my job and when I did I made sure I didn't drink and drive.Probably better if common sense and basic human decency were reasons for not drinking and driving instead of just to keep a job...Well done though fella. Edited April 4, 2014 by colb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Probably better if common sense and basic human decency were reasons for not drinking and driving instead of just to keep a job...Well done though fella.I'll freely admit to being a stupid cunt for drink driving. My point is all these people that claim in court that if they get banned from driving they will lose their job, surely knew what would happen if they lost their licence, so I have no sympathy for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) I got sacked today. it's alright dude, have my job in the tandoori, (once I'm done with it)shite pay, shite hours but on the plus side no drugs test, well surprisingly the guy I replaced got away with sniffing cocaine, seems like your kinda place Edited April 4, 2014 by YoungA 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Nahh. Didn't finish my HNC due to health reasons. They said it was part of my job offer so tough luck health issues or not. the health issue of being a no good junkie I bet! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 it's alright dude, have my job in the tandoori, (once I'm done with it)shite pay, shite hours but on the plus side no drugs test, well surprisingly the guy I replaced got away with sniffing cocaine, seems like your kinda placeIt's ok to sniff cocaine, to see what it smells like etc... It's snorting it that makes you a hash head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 I would imagine it was because he was quoting him. That is frequently what inverted commas are used for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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