Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 So he verbally accepted that there was going to be a delay?I burst out laughing when I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 So he verbally accepted that there was going to be a delay? xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Can't see that image at work Stroopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 How can anyone be so desperate for a mirror? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 How can anyone be so desperate for a mirror?Working in the Kitchen and Bathroom trade you quickly learn how shitty and petty some people are. My colleague was once threatened physically by a woman who wasn't happy that our Kitchen fitter didn't work a Saturday or a Sunday. I once had a woman crying at my desk because her bathroom job over ran by a single day. It had over ran because she forgot about it and went out shopping to tesco on the Monday morning so nobody could actually get into her house so after waiting 2 hours the fitter packed up and left. On the Friday she's greeting because "I wanted it all done by Thursday and that's fan you telt me it would be done by!" Honestly, I hate the public. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 What a horrible load of cunt. A massive, wobbly skip full of cunt.However, I should warn that another forum I post on is now almost completed dead except for the occasional wrestling picture. The wrestling killed it. Be careful. MY Pet Hate is talk like a pirate day. More like act like a complete cunt day. Annoying guy from work has caught wind of it."Oh, its a shame we're not friends on facebook, you can't see my new avatar.""What is it?""I've changed it to me in a pirate hat with a cutlass. LOLOOLOLLOLLOOLOLOOLOLOOLLOLOL " 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Honestly, I hate the public.The public are dirtyscumcunts who should just be slaughtered like the fucking pigs they are.The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 xxIm listening to Jimmy Eat World 'Pain' at work just now and the dance in this gif matches perfectly with the song. Minor lols but lols nonetheless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 A massive, wobbly skip full of cunt.Does Fatboy know about this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Wrestling is shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Wrestling, bad.Wrestling gifs, good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Wrestling, bad.Wrestling gifs, good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Wrestling, bad.Wrestling gifs, good.Wrestling gifs are okay, but I think I've seen them all in the past few days. I did get some chuckles out of them, so it's not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Wrestling gifs are okay, but I think I've seen them all in the past few days. I did get some chuckles out of them, so it's not all bad.Believe me, you have not seen them all. I pity the fool that said wrestling gifs could go with any post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 After all these years, I still love Mr. T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Pet hate: walking into the gent's and taking a piss in the urinal only to hear the sounds of someone having a horrendous poop in the cubicle behind me. This situation is made worse when they finish up, flush and then walk out the cubicle expecting me to not feel awkward. Christ sake people, at least wait until i've left the area before daring to come out. Far too much pride in bowel movements at my work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Pet hate: walking into the gent's and taking a piss in the urinal only to hear the sounds of someone having a horrendous poop in the cubicle behind me. This situation is made worse when they finish up, flush and then walk out the cubicle expecting me to not feel awkward. Christ sake people, at least wait until i've left the area before daring to come out. Far too much pride in bowel movements at my work.Fuck this, man! The toilet is for pooing. I don't have time to wait for people to not be in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fuck this, man! The toilet is for pooing. I don't have time to wait for people to not be in the room.If you could only hear the noises that come out the cubicles in my place of work. I like taking a dump as much as the next man but good god there is a limit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Animals! I usually spend at LEAST 8-10 minutes wiping, including a wee wait once I think I'm done just to make sure that it's completely gone. If you can't get in and out just using the urinal in the time between my last jobbie hitting the water and me leaving the cubicle it's your fault - if you got caught out then either you're pissing tar or the guy who was shitting isn't wiping properly.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Talking of toilet pet hates I put my boxers on inside out yesterday and spent the whole day getting annoyed every time I went for a slash as the button fly worked the wrong way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 You don't just pull them down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 You don't just pull them down?No, that's what zips and flys are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 He's not cottaging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Pet hate: walking into the gent's and taking a piss in the urinal only to hear the sounds of someone having a horrendous poop in the cubicle behind me. This situation is made worse when they finish up, flush and then walk out the cubicle expecting me to not feel awkward. Christ sake people, at least wait until i've left the area before daring to come out. Far too much pride in bowel movements at my work.... and probably out the trap and straight out the toilet without washing their mink hands. The cunts.I fucking HATE that grrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Pet hate: walking into the gent's and taking a piss in the urinal only to hear the sounds of someone having a horrendous poop in the cubicle behind me. This situation is made worse when they finish up, flush and then walk out the cubicle expecting me to not feel awkward. Christ sake people, at least wait until i've left the area before daring to come out. Far too much pride in bowel movements at my work.A man pooping makes you feel awkward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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