Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Unfortunately most other words that can be used to accurately describe Berbatov's performances aren't kosher on the telly.He's been good so far this season. 4 goals in 5. And I usually slag him off all day long. Unless the non-kosher phrases including "Fuck yeah" and "Right cunting good" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 He's been good so far this season. 4 goals in 5. And I usually slag him off all day long. Unless the non-kosher phrases including "Fuck yeah" and "Right cunting good"Of course Usually an adjective like lackadaisical would be perfect to describe his perpetually apathetic and lethargic attitude to playing football but the lad's on one at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 People at the poker table listening to iPods and the like. Get that fucking shit off, put your earplugs away and pay attention.Double hate points for the cunt today doing the above along with chewing the headphone cable and constantly flicking his chips like some prick with OCD. Eight years old are you? Fuck off.Aaaaaaaaaaaand relax..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 constantly flicking his chips like some prick with OCD. Eight years old are you? Fuck off.But that's what the pro's do on the telly. Makes all the difference to the amateurs. Same with wearing dark glasses and having your own special chip to put your cards under. Fuck.Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 People at the poker table listening to iPods and the like. Get that fucking shit off, put your earplugs away and pay attention.Double hate points for the cunt today doing the above along with chewing the headphone cable and constantly flicking his chips like some prick with OCD. Eight years old are you? Fuck off.Aaaaaaaaaaaand relax.....I tend to use my iPod to zone out from everyone else, or if the chat is particularly bad. There always seems to be one cunt at the table who thinks he's the mutts' nuts or has to commentate on everything. I usually only keep one ear in though so I can listen to the dealer/bets being placed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 There always seems to be one cunt at the table who thinks he's the mutts' nuts or has to commentate on everything.Ahhhhh yes, had one of those aswell.I find them more hilarious than anything, especially when a player or two doubles up off of them and they suddenly go quiet before skulking off when they get knocked out, ho ho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 fucking rude people. dude phones my wife to arrange a flat viewing and sounds desperate to see it, so she leaves work early to prepare the flat. by 5.20 the guy still hasn't called to confirm the time so my wife calls him, he says he'll be about 15 minutes, fair enough. i got home so heather took our dog out and the guy phones her to get directions, she walked to the end of the street and pointed the guy in the right direction. he drove round the street and then phoned her to say he thought it was in a different part of culter and he wasn't interested in this area! didn't even bother to stop! fucking prick. people just don't think about how their actions can affect people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 fucking rude people. dude phones my wife to arrange a flat viewing and sounds desperate to see it, so she leaves work early to prepare the flat. by 5.20 the guy still hasn't called to confirm the time so my wife calls him, he says he'll be about 15 minutes, fair enough. i got home so heather took our dog out and the guy phones her to get directions, she walked to the end of the street and pointed the guy in the right direction. he drove round the street and then phoned her to say he thought it was in a different part of culter and he wasn't interested in this area! didn't even bother to stop! fucking prick. people just don't think about how their actions can affect people.What a prick! That's really rude. Why can't everyone be as considerate as us normal people?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northcountrygirl Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 sexual frustration... bad haircuts that take ages to grow back and make you feel like a sack of spuds cos no matter what you put on to wear,you feel like a doofus with lost confidence. (sounds so silly) and rude people, especially when they're your pals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Start the timer for the first sleazy comment... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 sexual frustration!Too much information. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Now that's how to fill your inbox with PM's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 sexual frustration!*clicks profile* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northcountrygirl Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I'm just gonna go hibernate now!(to be honest, I was driving back into town yesterday, the fact I'm learning to drive... this is not good. I started thinking on Basket Case by Green Day and burst out laughing and then everything made sense... working in Primark = not good for your health,it really has made me crack up and lose my random thoughts and general banter.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Now that's how to fill your inbox with PM's.Inbox. PMs. Eh? Eh?My washing machine leaking water onto the kitchen floor. It's ungood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I'm sure I've posted this before, but people leaving cap lock on, ARGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Inbox. PMs. Eh? Eh?My washing machine leaking water onto the kitchen floor. It's ungood.The pun was unintentional, but I'll take credit for it.Ungood is a great word. Your ungood situation is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I was enjoying my Monday evening post-Premier League radio commentary delve into BBC 6Music until a live set by The fucking Bluetones comes on.I fucking hate The Bluetones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I'm just gonna go hibernate now!How about you go hibernate on my dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 How about you go hibernate on my dick?That could be inconvenient. Surely you'd rather she bounced on it or a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 That could be inconvenient. Surely you'd rather she bounced on it or a while?I'll take what I can get. Falling asleep is usually the best I can hope for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I'll take what I can get. Falling asleep is usually the best I can hope for.You are just the worst person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 They're normally pass out with me. You can take that as you wish.Unlike your "lovers".You had better be careful John, you might end up getting a girl preg-...oh...sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 I was nearly a dad once, did i mention that?Disgusting. You should be married before you have sex, or at least have asked the consenting woman's parents for approval and/or supervision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Disgusting. You should be married before you have sex, or at least have asked the consenting woman's parents for approval and/or supervision.And feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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