Moose Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Pet hate: my girlfriend doesn't have a working computer so she always goes on mine when she's at my house to check her e-mails and that. So as she's typing the websites she wants to go to, all the rude stuff I look at appears and she enquires: "why have you been looking at nude photos of (such and such)?" In a tone I do not approve of. I've had enough of it. Its like an invasion of my privacy and I have to keep deleting my history.What is just as annoying is that we both use hotmail so every bloody time I want to check my e-mails I have to type in all my gubbins as it doesn't seem to save multiple addresses. Agh.Radio 1 djs as well. What a bunch of thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Chrome > incognito window.If your not using chrome already, since you'll be using a different browser it will save your address, while IE/firefox or whatever saves hers. Don't listen to Radio 1.Aye, I have no idea about anything to do with technology. no idea at all. I know about "interntet explorer" and "microsoft word 2003" and thats it really.Radio 1 is constantly on in the kitchen at work so I always hear bits of Chris Moyles, Fearne Cotton and Greg James: the Three Cunts of the Apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Then you will love Chrome, it's googles web browser, it's much faster than Internet Explorer and very simplistic.Google Chrome - Get a fast new browser. For PC, Mac and LinuxClick on the spanner in the top right hand side > New Incognito Window, if you want to be really subtle.It's for buying wedding rings and you don't want your partner to find out, obviously.That sounds complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Most people just miss my sense of humourSo when you're asking where exactly people work, it's just a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 So when you're asking where exactly people work, it's just a joke?Yes, and all those "hilarious" pictures you post of folk at a gig.I guess you had to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 And a bit creepy, as it was in the context of looking out for them at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Aye, I have no idea about anything to do with technology. no idea at all. I know about "interntet explorer"....You'll be aware of In Private Browsing then (Open IEs Private Browsing Mode the Easy Way - How-To Geek) It is designed fundamentally to allow you to shop for diamonds and things for your girlfriend without her knowing what surprises are round the corner. It also works for looking at all manner of online depravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 People who always feel the need to say joke/joking etc after having just said something sarcastic or tongue in cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 it's just gotten old....but will I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Pet hate: my girlfriend doesn't have a working computer so she always goes on mine when she's at my house to check her e-mails and that. So as she's typing the websites she wants to go to, all the rude stuff I look at appears and she enquires: "why have you been looking at nude photos of (such and such)?" In a tone I do not approve of. I've had enough of it. Its like an invasion of my privacy and I have to keep deleting my history.It was always much easier just having to find a safe hiding place for your mags, technology has gone and fucked everything up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think starting on John W is a bit harsh.*especially as I almost took a pic of Nefarious C on King St a few months ago!*I will be nice to him, when I meet him lurking behind the hydrangea bush at my front door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think starting on John W is a bit harsh.*especially as I almost took a pic of Nefarious C on King St a few months ago!*I will be nice to him, when I meet him lurking behind the hydrangea bush at my front door There isn't a hydrangea bush at your front door... Ooops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Atheists. Fuckin hell, they're more infuriating than the overtly religious! Smug, dismissive creatures who , unprompted, have taken to ramming their lack of Faith down my throat (so to speak). I never asked! I'm not religious, but nor am I arrogant enough to believe that all these faiths that have existed for mind-boggling amounts of years, providing some people with comfort and strength, can be entirely without merit. It seems like every time I make that point it's met with exasperation and taken like a personal sleight on the Atheist. Believe what you want. I don't care. But just let people have their Faith if they want to, and don't forget that religion has done some good over the years too. Militant Atheists and their arrogance infuriates me more than the devout. Bottom line is that nobody knows for sure, so relax and let people do their thing WITHOUT feeling the need to proselethyse to everyone.A couple of days late, but this is absolutely spot-on. Couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 I'm an atheist, and I don't do any of that. Maybe if someone says I'm being blasphemous, I say something like "I don't care, cos if Jesus is real then he loves me and I'll be forgiven"Sure any proper atheist just goes "aye, ok" when religion is discussed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Sure any proper atheist just goes "aye, ok" when religion is discussed?You'd think so. I blame Richard Dawkins personally for the appearance off militant atheism bores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I am personally in favour of militant atheism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I just realised I lied. I've totally gotten drunk before and called Christians stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I just realised I lied. I've totally gotten drunk before and called Christians stupid.i was going to call you up on that one, you can be militant atheist when your pissed then again your just generally militnat about anything. Beef space raiders!? fuck off how dare you BBQ you cunt" things along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 If I said that, it's obviously just cos I hate you, as I had the choice between the 2 yesterday and went with beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Well you sir, are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I got stopped by a JoHo on the street once, whilst I had a mouth full of sandwich. Did God not teach them manners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I got stopped by a JoHo on the street once, whilst I had a mouth full of sandwich. Did God not teach them manners?You should have coughed a huge chewed up bit of sandwich onto them and said "sorry, God made it happen for a reason, forgive me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I like the gross-out factor, but not the waste factor. If I was God, I would smite anyone who wasted food. Give them the plague or something, where the only cure is those dregs of spagetti hoops at the bottom of the bin liner from a few days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Why have all the sweets in shops been replaced by these dastardly "duo" editions? No, I don't want a big wispa broken in half, I want a fucking normal Wispa. And more choice. Stop wasting shelf space with these bigger sweets, and bring back the jelly tots you no longer have room for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Speaking of chocolate, a new pet hate is the numerous ads I've seen kicking about from mars, harping on about 45% less saturated fat in their chocolate - so fucking what, its chocolate its supposed to be laced full of sat fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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