Scootray Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Did they shit in your luggage and seal it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 People who make Facebook accounts for their cats. The worst kind of bastards. No one wants to be friends with your fucking cat, you gash rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 People who make Facebook accounts for their cats. The worst kind of bastards. No one wants to be friends with your fucking cat, you gash rag.jesus what on earth is this world coming to?Pish arse conference players who sign for cambridge united and harp on about how we're a 'big club' erm maybe compared to the shit arsed conference side who get home crowds of 500 but we're hardly real madrid or manchester united... The French - desperately wanting them to get beat by mexico tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 People who make Facebook accounts for their cats. The worst kind of bastards. No one wants to be friends with your fucking cat, you gash rag.Oh I hate that. Someone I know made one for her hamster. A FUCKING HAMSTER! It could only type by sitting on one key at a time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Oh I hate that. Someone I know made one for her hamster. A FUCKING HAMSTER! It could only type by sitting on one key at a time...This is only acceptable if she forceably made that hamster update it's facebook page by mashing it onto the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Oh I hate that. Someone I know made one for her hamster. A FUCKING HAMSTER! It could only type by sitting on one key at a time...Archy and Mehitabel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Shite promoters.We were meant to play a Leith Festival show tonight. We were a late addition to the bill, as another band had cancelled.After I confirmed we'd play, I got no response to any of five emails asking about stage times. We showed up to discover soundcheck was running late (as you might expect) and the promoter shouting at the volunteers who were doing sound for free and supplying the full backline for free, and to eventually be told our stage time. The bands weren't being paid. There was no rider. There was no discount at the bar. There was no promotion. I had to lie to get my girlfriend on the guestlist. There was, as a result, no audience. There was an incredibly inappropriate opening bands (covers and a horn section). The "promoter" has another 5 gigs on in Leith within 5 minutes walk, all charging a similar price to the 7 door fee. Our stage time was pushed back and back. The guys doing the sound told us about all the other things the promoter had/hadn't done for his other gigs.I then realised that it was the same guy who had emailled me about gigs expecting us to sell tickets, who I had already turned down several times, explaining that we didn't do gigs like that.The promoter was not there, so we couldn't even raise the issues with him. Eventually, we snapped and said to the sound guys we weren't going to play, and were very sorry. The only punters in the venue were four people who were related to the opening band, and had now seen their set. We apologised to the other band due to play, and went to pack up our stuff.It wasn't until we were on our way out of the door that the promoter arrived back at the venue. We told him we weren't playing, and if he wanted the reasons, we could ghive him a list.I feel really bad about pulling the show (I've never done anything like that before), but the whole thing was a complete farce. This clown must be shafting bands left right and centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 People who butt in when you're halfway through a sentence. Especially if they've just asked you a question and you're trying to respond to it. It's just the height of bad manners. Have enough fucking courtesy to keep your fucking fat stupid mouth shut long enough to listen to what I've got to say, and then it's your turn. That's how conversations work, you rude cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 People who butt in when you're...Totally. Fucking bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 I think that sounds fair enough, sounds like the promoter is just a total tool. If everyone is doing the gig for free then where does all the money that he expected to get off the door supposed to go except his pocket and maybe for the venue?Exactly. I'm still raging about it this morning, and usually I calm down after a good night's sleep. Gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 People who butt in when you're halfway through a sentence. Especially if they've just asked you a question and you're trying to respond to it. It's just the height of bad manners. Have enough fucking courtesy to keep your fucking fat stupid mouth shut long enough to listen to what I've got to say, and then it's your turn. That's how conversations work, you rude cunt.I enjoyed these instructions. Especially the "then it's your turn" part. Great. I can relate too. A woman I work with talks over me all the time. Infact the two people I sit next to do it all the time, or even worse, you'll be talking to them, and then they'll spot someone walking past and start talking to them whilst I'm mid-sentence. They usually comment on how quiet I am, which is true, because I'm fed up of even bothering to pretend I actually want to talk to them, when they don't understand how conversations work.Besides. Office smalltalk is wank anyway. Getting interrupted is probably a blessing. Anything to end talking about how rainy it is, or how the lifts aren't working again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Todays pet hate: Weather forecasts that turn out to be the exact opposite of what it actually is.I've had a BBQ planned for today for over a week. Forecast says, sunny, warm, not cloudy, no rain. Actual weather: Cloudy, not so warm, occasional rain and WINDY AS A MOTHERFUCKER Fuck it, I'm having this bastarding barbecue whether god likes it or not. Arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Don't blame a fictional character from a shite book, it's the weather peoples fault.It's ok, I only believe in god when I have bad luck. Like losing at the casino for example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Office smalltalk is wank anyway. Getting interrupted is probably a blessing. Anything to end talking about how rainy it is, or how the lifts aren't working again.It's just a difference in thinking. Some people prefer to have some value or purpose to their conversations, for others words coming out of someone's mouth seems to be enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 The folk at my work just can't seem to function unless words are coming out of everyones mouth on a constant basis. Most people barely get any work done, because they are wagging on about shite all day. I don't say a word, but I get a warning from I.T. because I was sending too many emails. What's the difference? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 The folk at my work just can't seem to function unless words are coming out of everyones mouth on a constant basis. Most people barely get any work done, because they are wagging on about shite all day. I don't say a word, but I get a warning from I.T. because I was sending too many emails. What's the difference? Fuck off.When I worked for an oil/IT company I was pulled up on a disciplinary for sending an e-mail with a smiley in it. It wasn't sent to a client, it was to a colleague and the rest of the e-mail was work related but I was being "unprofessional".Fucking mad.It amazes me how a great deal of office workers can be so insane on one hand, but so dull on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Strong antibiotics.......I'm on some strong antibiotics atm..... that have now made things even worse, and given me a fucking fungal infection in my groin and in my mouth....bastard stuff..... now it hurts to walk, sit down, eat or swallow..... so much, for a chill-out, comfortable Fathers Day... its SO sore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 ...fungal infection in my groinPics or it's not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Strong antibiotics.......fungal infection in my groin......now it hurts to walkI woefully misread that one.Pet Hate - my washing machine seems to be leaking water onto the floor when it's draining. Messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 They live longer with Calgon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Pics or it's not true.LOL..... oh dear...its SO true...ask my wife, I got her to put on the cream...besides.... you REALLY wouldn't want to see my scrotum/groin....honestly!! (it looks like a rolled-up ball of raw mince) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig9590 Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)My Internet at home, it simply loves to cut me off when I'm attempting to do coursework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Shit slo-mo replays during the world cup. Do we really need a replay of every little thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 People who say "om nom nom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 besides.... you REALLY wouldn't want to see my scrotum/groin....honestly!! (it looks like a rolled-up ball of raw mince)Om nom nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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