Guest Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, not too fond of a wool surplus either. Although having said that i'm not keen on a completely shaved cleft either. Happy medium.Exactly! I don't want it all gone. Just, well, I dunno, trimmed, or one of those lines, or summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 yeah I got one on the underside of my cock once. I tried to just ignore it and it might go away but it didn't, in fact it swelled up so much it looked like I had glued a red M&M to the bottom of my cock. I had to stick a pin in it. Exactly! I don't want it all gone. Just, well, I dunno, trimmed, or one of those lines, or summit.A well mantained lawn, not an overgrown jungle, or a patio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No. This.Did you just google "shaved pussy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Did you just google "shaved pussy"?No. I'm at work so I googled "bald cat". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Someone once told me you can assess how trim a girl will be by looking at her eyebrows...I think that probably works about 70% of the time.70% of the time, it works every time?I love meaningless percentages 1000% more than fractions and ratios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord_the_pord Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 The Brit awards, was so glad Iron Maiden won an award last year, they have of course done away with that award now, but its just all corporate shite, everybody on facebooks going on about how florence and the machine and dizee rascal were amazing, i hope im not alone in thinking it was diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 The thought of that makes me want to cross my legs. Luckily mine is on the back of my head. Although it's still a right cunt.It actually took me a couple of reads of this to work out if you had a cock on the back of your head or not. I'm tired.No. I'm at work so I googled "bald cat".This made me laugh aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No. I'm at work so I googled "bald cat"."You must spread your seed like a blue toon hussy before repping this bloke again."Way to go on the personalised messages, Neil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who INSIST on reclining their seat for the entire duration of a long haul flight. Now this may be mainly due to my stature (I'm 6' 5" without heels), but when someone whos feet barely touch the floor decides to slam their seat back the moment they sit down in their emergency exit seat, it bothers me. When I say it bothers me I mean I'm quickly asking my angels that this inconsiderate being breaks both their knees falling down the jetway upon disembarking (only then will they know my pain), loses all of their baggage and is then subjected to a good rubber gloving without a lubricant in sight. For hours. And hours. And HOURS...Now I'm aware that everyone on the flight has paid for their ticket and as such have the same 33" I have. I'm also aware that it has been through my own free will (but mainly bank balance) that I have chosen to sit in cattle class, and as such I should have to deal with the consequences of this decision. But do they really need to be fully reclined while they eat? Surely that's bad for their digestion? My tray is now at a 45 degree angle, the VDU in the back of their headrest is 2 inches from my sternum and my legs are doing some sort of lower limb origami which is causing a great deal of cramp - in my ass!So the next time you travel economy spare a thought for the lanky twat that might be squeezed in behind you. He'd travel business class if he could afford it (or perhaps wasn't so thrifty!). Chances are he's not trying to be a dickhead when he asks you to move your seat forward if you're not trying to sleep, are less than 5' 5" tall or eating. Personally I never recline my seat because I know what it's like to be seat raped for 18 hours at 33,000feet. Karma will catch up with you inconsiderates. Hopefuly for hours. And hours. And HOURS... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Having to drive down to West Yorks for the SECOND time within 4 days....(I was absolutely knackered after the first trip...and a very sad time atm, not much fun having your last parent passing away...as some of you may know!) oh..second pet hate :Bed settee's of the tubular frame kind, with micro thin mattresses, NO sleep makes for tired long journeys.......3rd pet hate:The fucking roadworks leading into Glasgow on the A80....avoid the place like the plague at rush hour.....trust me!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who INSIST on reclining their seat for the entire duration of a long haul flight. Now this may be mainly due to my stature (I'm 6' 5" without heels), but when someone whos feet barely touch the floor decides to slam their seat back the moment they sit down in their emergency exit seat, it bothers me. When I say it bothers me I mean I'm quickly asking my angels that this inconsiderate being breaks both their knees falling down the jetway upon disembarking (only then will they know my pain), loses all of their baggage and is then subjected to a good rubber gloving without a lubricant in sight. For hours. And hours. And HOURS...Now I'm aware that everyone on the flight has paid for their ticket and as such have the same 33" I have. I'm also aware that it has been through my own free will (but mainly bank balance) that I have chosen to sit in cattle class, and as such I should have to deal with the consequences of this decision. But do they really need to be fully reclined while they eat? Surely that's bad for their digestion? My tray is now at a 45 degree angle, the VDU in the back of their headrest is 2 inches from my sternum and my legs are doing some sort of lower limb origami which is causing a great deal of cramp - in my ass!So the next time you travel economy spare a thought for the lanky twat that might be squeezed in behind you. He'd travel business class if he could afford it (or perhaps wasn't so thrifty!). Chances are he's not trying to be a dickhead when he asks you to move your seat forward if you're not trying to sleep, are less than 5' 5" tall or eating. Personally I never recline my seat because I know what it's like to be seat raped for 18 hours at 33,000feet. Karma will catch up with you inconsiderates. Hopefuly for hours. And hours. And HOURS...You're back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who INSIST on reclining their seat for the entire duration of a long haul flight. Now this may be mainly due to my stature (I'm 6' 5" without heels), but when someone whos feet barely touch the floor decides to slam their seat back the moment they sit down in their emergency exit seat, it bothers me. When I say it bothers me I mean I'm quickly asking my angels that this inconsiderate being breaks both their knees falling down the jetway upon disembarking (only then will they know my pain), loses all of their baggage and is then subjected to a good rubber gloving without a lubricant in sight. For hours. And hours. And HOURS...Now I'm aware that everyone on the flight has paid for their ticket and as such have the same 33" I have. I'm also aware that it has been through my own free will (but mainly bank balance) that I have chosen to sit in cattle class, and as such I should have to deal with the consequences of this decision. But do they really need to be fully reclined while they eat? Surely that's bad for their digestion? My tray is now at a 45 degree angle, the VDU in the back of their headrest is 2 inches from my sternum and my legs are doing some sort of lower limb origami which is causing a great deal of cramp - in my ass!So the next time you travel economy spare a thought for the lanky twat that might be squeezed in behind you. He'd travel business class if he could afford it (or perhaps wasn't so thrifty!). Chances are he's not trying to be a dickhead when he asks you to move your seat forward if you're not trying to sleep, are less than 5' 5" tall or eating. Personally I never recline my seat because I know what it's like to be seat raped for 18 hours at 33,000feet. Karma will catch up with you inconsiderates. Hopefuly for hours. And hours. And HOURS...You just need to watch for them going for the recline switch, then immediately push forward on the back of their seat as hard as you can. They will persist for about 30 seconds or so, but hang in there and eventually they will assume their seat is broken.(6' 4" myself. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I prefer a clean shaven girl myself. You wouldn't want a girl to leave a landing strip on her legs, or her armpits - why would you want one on her flange?I hope all you guys keep your own nests of fusewire in good order, otherwise it's kinda hypocritical to get all diva-esque on how the ladies keep theirs. And it's slightly disturbing to actively prefer the bald look, surely? Can't help thinking it hints at paedophiliac tendencies.Anyway, when you're that close to it you're not going to start complaining about it are you? Personally, I'm not bothered if it's all-natural, shaven or neatly trimmed. Either way, it's getting munched... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I hope all you guys keep your own nests of fusewire in good order, otherwise it's kinda hypocritical to get all diva-esque on how the ladies keep theirs. And it's slightly disturbing to actively prefer the bald look, surely? Can't help thinking it hints at paedophiliac tendencies.Anyway, when you're that close to it you're not going to start complaining about it are you? Personally, I'm not bothered if it's all-natural, shaven or neatly trimmed. Either way, it's getting munched...My bush is immaculately well groomed, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People who INSIST on reclining their seat for the entire duration of a long haul flight. Now this may be mainly due to my stature (I'm 6' 5" without heels), but when someone whos feet barely touch the floor decides to slam their seat back the moment they sit down in their emergency exit seat, it bothers me. When I say it bothers me I mean I'm quickly asking my angels that this inconsiderate being breaks both their knees falling down the jetway upon disembarking (only then will they know my pain), loses all of their baggage and is then subjected to a good rubber gloving without a lubricant in sight. For hours. And hours. And HOURS...Now I'm aware that everyone on the flight has paid for their ticket and as such have the same 33" I have. I'm also aware that it has been through my own free will (but mainly bank balance) that I have chosen to sit in cattle class, and as such I should have to deal with the consequences of this decision. But do they really need to be fully reclined while they eat? Surely that's bad for their digestion? My tray is now at a 45 degree angle, the VDU in the back of their headrest is 2 inches from my sternum and my legs are doing some sort of lower limb origami which is causing a great deal of cramp - in my ass!So the next time you travel economy spare a thought for the lanky twat that might be squeezed in behind you. He'd travel business class if he could afford it (or perhaps wasn't so thrifty!). Chances are he's not trying to be a dickhead when he asks you to move your seat forward if you're not trying to sleep, are less than 5' 5" tall or eating. Personally I never recline my seat because I know what it's like to be seat raped for 18 hours at 33,000feet. Karma will catch up with you inconsiderates. Hopefuly for hours. And hours. And HOURS...Yeah, and people who constantly batter the back of your seat (especially when you're trying to sleep). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That smug CJ cunt off Eggheads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That smug CJ cunt off Eggheads!Me and the bird regularly hate all the Eggheads. He is the worst though. A face you'd never tire of slapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 My bush is immaculately well groomed, thank you very much. Ha Ha Ha!....."You must spread etc....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Me and the bird regularly hate all the Eggheads. He is the worst though. A face you'd never tire of slapping.It's the way he nods and shakes his head during other people's questions as if he's desperate for people to know he knows the answers. I really really hate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 The Smiths being referenced more than once in Hollyoaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 the olympic commentators going on about how well a British competitor has done when they've finished way down the field. No wonder this land is in the state it's in. If they were North Korean they would be shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 My pet hate is occasionally catching the end of Hollyoaks while tuning in to C4 news, like now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 People that try and go out the exit doors in shops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That's usually how you go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.