Scootray Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I don't like Football.But do you like managing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 R-Squared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 But do you like managing?Nope.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I don't like Football....You love it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Air fresheners.The aerosol ones you find in toilets. They're fucking horrible. I'd much rather just walk in and get a whiff of someone's stinking shit.I don't mind those air fresheners that are placed in a room that give off a subtle fruity smell, or you know cleaning products, that make a room smell clean. But all these horrible air fresheners achieve is to create a smell that's like shit mixed with old ladies' perfume or something. It makes me fucking choke. At least shit is a natural smell. We all do it, we all sometimes lay a fucking stinker, but no amount of air freshener is ever going to get rid of the smell. It just vaguely masks it with an even worse smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 The clunge you find in toilets. They're fucking horrible. I'd much rather just walk in and get a whiff of someone's stinking shit.I don't mind those clunges that are placed in a room that give off a subtle fruity smell, or you know cleaning products, that make a room smell clean. But all these horrible clunges achieve is to create a smell that's like shit mixed with old ladies' perfume or something. It makes me fucking choke. At least shit is a natural smell. We all do it, we all sometimes lay a fucking stinker, but no amount of clunge is ever going to get rid of the smell. It just vaguely masks it with an even worse smell.I couldn't resist.Y'know what? I'm still not apologising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I couldn't resist.Y'know what? I'm still not apologising.You're a clunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I couldn't resist the cock.Y'know what? I love cock.:):) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 You're a clunge.A clunge is a very useful thing, so thanks for the compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 A clunge is a very useful thing, so thanks for the compliment. You're a clunge that smells like air freshener.Gads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 You're a clunge that smells like air freshener.Gads.If it's Glade, then I'm delighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Magic Tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Magic TreeI always quite liked Magic Trees.Do you remember those weird rectangular cardboard ones with the sort of plastic jewel shaped thing protruding? Those were weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I can't remember anyone ever having those except taxi drivers. Taxi drivers are mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Moonpig.Fuck off, Moonpig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Quote of the year so far:"I always quite liked Magic Trees"You're a weird cunt, Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Moonpig.Fuck off, Moonpig.If I hear 'Mooooooooon Piiiiiiiiig Dot Cooooooooooom' once more I may throw my TV out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 what's a moonpig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 what's a moonpig?It's a big white thing that circles the earth, you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 The ridiculous amount of promotion the BBC feel Gavin and Stacey need, spread across TV and radio, they seem to be advertising it every time I switch on the radio or watch TV. Seriously, we fucking know its back on, stop patronising us by constantly bloody telling us.If I hear Radio 2 playing Susan Boyle's dreadful version of You'll See (the original wasnt much cop in the first place) I shall personally go to broadcasting house and stick a radio up the DJ's arse.Miranda fucking Hart - I'd not heard of this wretched woman till last month when she badly guest hosted have i got news for you. She irritated me so much I had to switch the telly off. She has her own sitcom and some fucking tube at the BBC decided they should schedule a repeat between top gear and match of the day 2 on sunday night. Who the fuck is responsible for that bit of slapdash scheduling??? In any case I gave it a bash and it was even more terrible and unfunny that what i could ever have envisaged.And not a day goes by when I don't think of how good it would be to spend a few hours repeatedly punching Michael MacIntrye.Feel better now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 It's a big white thing that circles the earth, you cunt.Eh... wrong! Skynet tells me it's actually a greetings card company... Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 what's a moonpig?Its a bit like a pigdog, but fuglier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Miranda Hart is a fucking apocalypse of anti-laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Crappy Ikea furniture that falls to bits when you're shagging on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Also I'm now banned from Ikea. Baddum-tsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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