fatboy Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 physically not having any money!dont have 2 pennys to rub together and the thought of toilet roll makes sighalready lost weight, which is good, not good cause im not trying to loose weightbreadgrrrthis also upsets me FROM THE GUARDIANJobcentres 'tricking' people out of benefits to cut costs, says whistleblowerSoaring number of sanctions against unemployed amid claims that DWP staff are being told to trip people up with paperwork full story hereJobcentres 'tricking' people out of benefits to cut costs, says whistleblower | Politics | The Guardian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Queen Victoria would surely be unamused by this apostrophe fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 It's been 114 years and no one has thought to grab a chisel and add the apostrophe? That is a shoddy approach to vandalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 People not cleaning up properly when they drop things. Smashing glass dish then not brushing it up fully + walking around house in socks = pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 People not cleaning up properly when they drop things. Smashing glass dish then not brushing it up fully + walking around house in socks = pain.I dropped a massive mirror which broke into 1000s of pieces. Been worried about cut feet ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The dosey fucking bitch who drove into the back of my fucking car at a roundabout on Anderson Drive today. Thankfully the car wasn't damaged 'cause if it were I'd have walked over and given the cunt an uppercut right in the vagina.An uppercunt, if you will.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The dosey fucking bitch who drove into the back of my fucking car at a roundabout on Anderson Drive today. Thankfully the car wasn't damaged 'cause if it were I'd have walked over and given the cunt an uppercut right in the vagina.An uppercunt, if you will.xxYou have an unhealthy obsession with physical violence against women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The bastard potholes all over the city streets that left me with a near 300 bill to get my suspension fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 You have an unhealthy obsession with physical violence against women.Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. xxI once tried it, but I'm a total wimp. She battered me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 I once tried it, but I'm a total wimp. She battered me.That's the sexiest part!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 I once tried it, but I'm a total wimp. She battered me.Did she beat you off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Did she beat you off?But who will pay for the dry cleaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The dosey fucking bitch who drove into the back of my fucking car at a roundabout on Anderson Drive today. Thankfully the car wasn't damaged 'cause if it were I'd have walked over and given the cunt an uppercut right in the vagina.An uppercunt, if you will.xxDidn't you crash your car last month too? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Yeah, last month I was in the 5 car pileup on the westhill road because the road was icy and not gritted.Today was just a bump though, girl thought I'd gone at the roundabout and just drove into the arse of me, no damage beyone a slightly cracked number plate so no harm no foul.I hate cars.xxEDIT: and women drivers. AMIRITE!?!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Right on! What are they doing in cars when they should be making my fucking tea.LADS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 dat or suking my massiv dik haha lolLAAAADS!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Pet hate:Anyone who uses 'haha' and 'lol' in the same sentance with no discernable trace of irony.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 National Front criticised for selling 'golliwog' dolls | Aberdeen and North | STV NewsNow I look like a racist idiot for having a golliwog. Fuck them, I ain't getting rid of Mr Gosh, he's my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Can we cool it on the ironic domestic violence stuff folks? The Labour Party will be in here shutting the site down soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Can we cool it on the ironic domestic violence stuff folks? The Labour Party will be in here shutting the site down soon.That and Lucky's casual racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Technically it wouldn't be domestic violence, the woman was a stranger who drove into me so it'd probably be plain old aggrivated assault.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 That and Lucky's casual racism.Not racist. I said he's my friend. That makes it non-racist My girlfriend's dog took a shit ON HIS FACE last year. Bad racist dog.Here he is modelling with one of my guitars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Not racist. I said he's my friend. That makes it non-racist My girlfriend's dog took a shit ON HIS FACE last year. Bad racist dog.Here he is modelling with one of my guitars.Black guitar there just to show you don't discriminate on guitar colours as well? I think the lady does protest a little to much... And, let's not kid ourselves, you shit on his face really didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Has anyone ever had apple juice soon after brushing their teeth? Worst taste in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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