Alkaline Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Has anyone ever had apple juice soon after brushing their teeth? Worst taste in the world.I find orange to be worse, but yeah, not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Not racist. I said he's my friend. That makes it non-racist My girlfriend's dog took a shit ON HIS FACE last year. Bad racist dog.Here he is modelling with one of my guitars.I went out with a girl who denied her passive racism. She had one of those little female Indian dolls in pride of place in her bedroom. I asked her the doll's name. Any guesses? Jaki 'Aye but I'm not a racist!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 I find orange to be worse, but yeah, not good.Orange is definitely the worst thing to have. It tastes like relentless bitter cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Orange is definitely the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Rachel. It's spelled "Rachel" not "Rachael". Bloody stupid way to spell a name, the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Not racist. I said he's my friend. That makes it non-racist My girlfriend's dog took a shit ON HIS FACE last year. Bad racist dog.Here he is modelling with one of my guitars.When my younger brother was wee he had a fair collection of Robertson's Golly badges that my Nan sent away for for him. Oh, the shame of my family's racist past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I was always under the impression that golliwogs were involved in the preparation and selling of marmalade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I was always under the impression that golliwogs were involved in the preparation and selling of marmalade.Aye, they were all over that shit too. Robertson's had to change it to Golly in the 80s and binned it completely in 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I don't get why people cling so fondly of an ancient children's toy. I threw out my plastic Biker Mice years and years ago, and I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yes, we used to think alien-american mice wearing sunglasses indoors was amazingly cool. It's an embarrassing part of our heritage that should not be referenced in modern times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yes, we used to think alien-american mice wearing sunglasses indoors was amazingly cool. It's an embarrassing part of our heritage that should not be referenced in modern times.Hey fuck you man, that was cool. Do you forget your history, comrade? Do you forget that Vinnie also had a robot arm and a metal plate around his face? For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yes, we used to think alien-american mice wearing sunglasses indoors was amazingly cool. It's an embarrassing part of our heritage that should not be referenced in modern times.Next you'll be ragging on Bucky O'Hare! Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Don't get me started on the rebel-terrorist-pirate S.P.A.C.E. The shame, the shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Hey fuck you man, that was cool. Do you forget your history, comrade? Do you forget that Vinnie also had a robot arm and a metal plate around his face? For shame.Modo had the robot arm, Vinnie had the metal plate.Get it fucking right.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Those people who walk the exact middle-pace between my walking pace and a walking pace that is ever so slightly too slow. I still overtake them, but it takes ages, and we're practically walking side by side for about 30 yards.And musicals. I hate musicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Modo had the robot arm, Vinnie had the metal plate.Get it fucking right.xxMy bad. I used to chew on Vinnie's face when I was a we'an as some sort of pacifier. I was a very stupid child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Those people who walk the exact middle-pace between my walking pace and a walking pace that is ever so slightly too slow. I still overtake them, but it takes ages, and we're practically walking side by side for about 30 yards.This is a good one.On a related note, I also hate it when said middle-paced people is actually a small collection of absolute fucking fuckholes, intent on occupying the entire girth of the walkway, failing to recognise that their convulsing corpulent posteriors are too fucking fat to walk side-by-side. Walk in tandem, you slow-walking, over-eating, ignorant cockslits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 My bad. I used to chew on Vinnie's face when I was a we'an as some sort of pacifier. I was a very stupid child.I chewed the head off my BA Baracas action figure.EDIT - But I didn't do it to Face, Hannibal or Murdoch. Maybe I am racist after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 My bad. I used to chew on Vinnie's face when I was a we'an as some sort of pacifier. I was a very stupid child.I still am a stupid child.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I chewed the head off my BA Baracas action figure.EDIT - But I didn't do it to Face, Hannibal or Murdoch. Maybe I am racist after all.I bent my Wookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 This is a good one.On a related note, I also hate it when said middle-paced people is actually a small collection of absolute fucking fuckholes, intent on occupying the entire girth of the walkway, failing to recognise that their convulsing corpulent posteriors are too fucking fat to walk side-by-side. Walk in tandem, you slow-walking, over-eating, ignorant cockslits.Right on. When in a narrow walkspace, like a non-pedestrianised city centre, single file should always be the way, whether you are walking with your bezzy m8s or not. Always single file.That said, the reason for the human-congestion on Union Street is nearly always the overcrowded bus stops. Bus stops on a high street as narrow as Union Street was a stupid idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 You're not wrong. Especially that bit alongside Sports Direct / McDonalds etc. That can be a right cunt on a Saturday afternoon. The door at the Trinity Centre seems to create a bottleneck as well. They've been speaking about pedestrianising Union Street for about 20 years, whether they'll ever actually do it is a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 That McDonalds sure does attract a mass amount of tracksuited yobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 McDonalds sure does attract a mass amount of tracksuited yobs.Fixed.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 That said, the reason for the human-congestion on Union Street is nearly always the overcrowded bus stops. Bus stops on a high street as narrow as Union Street was a stupid idea.It's not just that, people tend to dispatch with queing protocol and park their sorry, lazy flesh-sacks on both the roadside and the shop-side of the pavement. The lollygaggers that bridge the gap between the two aimlessly gawping to see if their over-priced death-trap is lurching along the congested road at 2 paces a minute are even worse.Make some room cunts! MAKE SOME ROOOM!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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