Stroopy121 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I once heard dating a woman with huge tits being compared to driving a monster truck..Fun to start with, gets boring pretty fast and ultimately ends up being more upkeep than it's worth.. found it to be pretty accurate all things consideredBig boobs are just saggy boobs waiting to happen....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Is he not a Blue (Toon) Tit?Manchester Titty fan too... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Monster jugs are overrated, people who say they really like a massive set of bangers are either a) 16 year old spotty virgins wanking themselves into a near-coma every night at the thought, but haven't actually been near them in real life, or b) bloody idiots. Nice, average and pert is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I got Tit Trumps for my birthdays. Top Trumps, but with tits. Fucking ace. My favourites are "Tatianas" or "Milk Drops". Yas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 "Any more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue"I tend not to have a preference when it comes to chest-bollocks. Just not too many stretch marks, plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I like to get a variety of boob sizes, but not all on the one woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I got Tit Trumps for my birthdays. Top Trumps, but with tits. Fucking ace. My favourites are "Tatianas" or "Milk Drops". Yas.there is quite a variety, some are fucking hideous though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 In my twelve years of pap-grabbing, I have found myself pretty chameleonic. I like good tits - be they small, big or in between. The only ones that I truly hate are separo-tats, fat tats, and tats with mondo nipples. Like, really mondo ones.I can't believe how dismissive people are of fake tits these days. Give me a fake dud that's good over a natural dud that's bad any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 In my 6 months of pap-grabbing, I have found myself pretty chameleonic. I like good tits - be they small, big or in between. The only ones that I truly hate are separo-tats, fat tats, and tats with mondo nipples. Like, really mondo ones.I can't believe how dismissive people are of fake tits these days. Give me a fake dud that's good over a natural dud that's bad any day.Thats more like it.Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Big, pointy nipples are the ming. I was once with a girl that basically had little baby toes for nipz. Gads min. Massive areola are not needed either.'Shtits' are unforgivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 What, prey-tell, are shtits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 shit tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tit shits are even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tit shits.Has a nice ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 shit tits.I thought that but it seemed too general. I agree though, "shtits" are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Breasts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm an ass man through and through though. PM sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tit's don't do much for me at the end of the day.Maybe not now, but they provided sustenance in your youth (and early teens prob lol) you ungrateful man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Talking of small tits, where's Nev disappeared to nowadays?Is he not a Blue (Toon) Tit?He's probably scared to go out the house in case the snowdrifts go up over his head and he gets buried.Manchester Titty fan too...You're all a bunch of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tit's don't do much for me at the end of the day.Gay.I was just looking at Jennifer Aniston's boobs. Not nearly as good as they looked in Friends. She always had stiff nipples and it was awesome. Mods, can we start a Good Boobs thread or is that digressing a bit too far from music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Gay.I was just looking at Jennifer Aniston's boobs. Not nearly as good as they looked in Friends. She always had stiff nipples and it was awesome. Mods, can we start a Good Boobs thread or is that digressing a bit too far from music?Definitely would not be welcomed. In fact once I get near a computer I'll probably be getting my pruning shears out for most of the last two pages of this thread...Edit- except for the jokes about Nev. They can stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 My favourite kind of tits are those ones that have that kinda biscuity base, y'know, with like icing on them and then with, like, a Jelly Tot stuck on top of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 My favourite kind of tits are those ones that have that kinda biscuity base, y'know, with like icing on them and then with, like, a Jelly Tot stuck on top of that.Bisc-tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Bisc-tits?"Food and sex. Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Well, I think we've all had fun here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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