delboy Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 The X Factor - Same every Sat night, any social network enjoyment on Facebook is ruined by people going on and on and on about how crap the contestants are... then why fucking watch it then? Anyone with half a brain knows its a pile of manufactured shit, the songs they cover as usually pish and even if a half decent one comes on it's surer than shit is brown to be completely ruined by these talentless wannabe karaoke twats.The ones who really crack me up are chaps who post they are 'forced to watch it'. Jesus they must be well under the thumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 I'm hooked this year. Never watched it properly until this one, but less nights out to save money meant I caught the auditions then kinda fell into a routine. I get worked up about it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 The ones who really crack me up are chaps who post they are 'forced to watch it'. Jesus they must be well under the thumb!Easy to say, but I enjoy having sex. My argument that the Jonestown Massacre documentary on BBC 2 would provide better Saturday night entertainment was lost. Hence the reason why I'm reading aberdeen-music. :down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Easy to say, but I enjoy having sex.8 chars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Liz Lemon.Are you the guy that has scrawled the legend "I Love Liz Lemon" onto almost every University of Aberdeen toilet stall wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Are you the guy that has scrawled the legend "I Love Liz Lemon" onto almost every University of Aberdeen toilet stall wall?No, but I was just doing a shit in one of the cubicles before I posted on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 No, but I was just doing a shit in one of the cubicles before I posted on here.You guys seen the cock that's been drawn in one of the cubicles? Forget what the name of said building is, but the cock must be about 3 and a half foot high, it's opposite a picture of a man being fucked in the arse. Right angle to an "I love Liz Lemon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 A picture as in a photograph or a highly detailed [but perhaps highly inaccurate] drawing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 A picture as in a photograph or a highly detailed [but perhaps highly inaccurate] drawing?Drawing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 You guys seen the cock that's been drawn in one of the cubicles? Forget what the name of said building is, but the cock must be about 3 and a half foot high, it's opposite a picture of a man being fucked in the arse. Right angle to an "I love Liz Lemon"that'd be the Taylor buliding. Block A, I think. It has loads of graffiti on both sides of the walls if we're thinking of the same one.there once was a poll asking if you preferred Modest Mouse or Guided by Voices, which I found quite funny in amongst all the "CALL __________ FOR BUM FUN ON 07890432332" or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I hope that's a real mobile number.Because I'll be calling it for some bum fun later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 It's my mobile number. What kind of bum fun were you looking to have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I was going to right massive queues here, but I wasn't greeted with that much on Saturday. And the 20 minute wait in La Senza was eased with a chocolate from one of the girls that worked there.What did piss me off was an old woman stopping directly in front of me in a packed Debenhams. I think she did it on purpose as at the time I was on the phone complaining about people doing it.Oh and all the wellington boot wearers who still wont walk in the slush. So everyone is walking in about a foot of space right next to all the shops. I manned up and walked in the slush. Take that society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Hysterical mothers on facebook who think everything is a plot orchestrated by peados to get at their kids. They're now forwarding a warning that the recent cartoon character profile pic thing is just a way for peados to attract kids to add them as friends on facebook. Good grief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Hysterical mothers on facebook who think everything is a plot orchestrated by peados to get at their kids. They're now forwarding a warning that the recent cartoon character profile pic thing is just a way for peados to attract kids to add them as friends on facebook. Good grief.I hope they're checking if their children smell like hammers. Clear warning sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 It's my mobile number. What kind of bum fun were you looking to have?Well you could play something for me on a beaten up guitar and I could give you some kind of compensation by way of loose change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 It's my mobile number. What kind of bum fun were you looking to have?You dirty, minging two timing twat. That's it for you and me now...it's over, end of story. I knew I should never have trusted those Jeremy Kyle lie detector results. Your clothes and your beloved hamster c/w it's "tube" will be in the garden when you get back from the dock area!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Hysterical mothers on facebook who think everything is a plot orchestrated by peados to get at their kids. They're now forwarding a warning that the recent cartoon character profile pic thing is just a way for peados to attract kids to add them as friends on facebook. Good grief.I'm not a mother, but given some of my friends have changed theirs to a cartoon, I can't help but draw the same conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Banks are stupid aren't they? My bank card is knackered, and it doesn't work in chip and pin or cash machines anymore. Not a problem, I was told. Just come into the branch and make a withdrawal whilst you wait for your new card to arrive. Good idea, I thought. They did fail to tell me that the minimum they can give out over the till is 30, I've currently got about 27 in there. So that's a bit of a cunt. I'm not all that surprised. My bank was voted worst bank in the country by the public. The public as a majority are often wrong about alot of things, but not this.I don't think I'm being unreasonable. The guy infront of me in the bank today; he was unreasonable. He was yelling at the cashier because he wanted English notes, but they only had Scottish notes. He went ballistic, even though he was pointed in the direction of cash machines that only give out English notes. He didn't trust them. He wanted the bank to order some English money for him. It was an impressive bout of kicking up a stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Banks are stupid aren't they? My bank card is knackered, and it doesn't work in chip and pin or cash machines anymore. Not a problem, I was told. Just come into the branch and make a withdrawal whilst you wait for your new card to arrive. Good idea, I thought. They did fail to tell me that the minimum they can give out over the till is 30, I've currently got about 27 in there. So that's a bit of a cunt. I'm not all that surprised. My bank was voted worst bank in the country by the public. The public as a majority are often wrong about alot of things, but not this.I don't think I'm being unreasonable. The guy infront of me in the bank today; he was unreasonable. He was yelling at the cashier because he wanted English notes, but they only had Scottish notes. He went ballistic, even though he was pointed in the direction of cash machines that only give out English notes. He didn't trust them. He wanted the bank to order some English money for him. It was an impressive bout of kicking up a stink.You seem to complain about your bank quite a lot.Perhaps it's time to switch to another one?Or do they make that simple task a problem too?Just putting it out there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Banks are stupid aren't they? My bank card is knackered, and it doesn't work in chip and pin or cash machines anymore. Not a problem, I was told. Just come into the branch and make a withdrawal whilst you wait for your new card to arrive. Good idea, I thought. They did fail to tell me that the minimum they can give out over the till is 30, I've currently got about 27 in there. So that's a bit of a cunt. I'm not all that surprised. My bank was voted worst bank in the country by the public. The public as a majority are often wrong about alot of things, but not this.I don't think I'm being unreasonable. The guy infront of me in the bank today; he was unreasonable. He was yelling at the cashier because he wanted English notes, but they only had Scottish notes. He went ballistic, even though he was pointed in the direction of cash machines that only give out English notes. He didn't trust them. He wanted the bank to order some English money for him. It was an impressive bout of kicking up a stink.I would have quite firmly told the fuss kicker that the bank is situated in Scotland, if he wasn't happy then tough as I need served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 What bank is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I would have quite firmly told the fuss kicker that the bank is situated in Scotland, if he wasn't happy then tough as I need served.That's what he was told, and was told that Barclays and Nat West only have English notes in their machines, which is true.And it's Santander. I only switched over to them at the beginning of the year after Nationwide were even worse. I think Halifax will give me 50 if I switch to them. That's a good incentive to do it. I'll be merked if they are shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm generally happy with HBOS. They charge 1 for every day you are in overdraft though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 They did fail to tell me that the minimum they can give out over the till is 30, I've currently got about 27 in there. That is the biggest heap of shit rule I've ever heard. Did you ask them the reason for this 'policy'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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