RossP Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 So as I gather with these bloody seeding systems...Top seedsRangersCelticDundee UnitedFalkirkv. one ofICTHamiltonDunfermlineKilmarnockDraw tomorrow at Hampden 2pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Sack the fat orange bastard.Time up.See ya Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Sack the fat orange bastard.Double entendre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Indeed, both tanned and a hun (apparently).And to think i'm going to the tattie bowl this weekend.Ho ho, have already put a bet on 6-0 to the jungle jims.Shambles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 FUCKSAKE, another chance to put out that non-entity sack of shit team missed out. *smacks head off coffee table*Another bottle of whisky plz!not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 PQ aka Diesel's going to be unbearable at the footy tomorrow lunchtime. Thank feck I'm not a Dandy!Thought Thistle were unlucky tonight, the game was boring as feck for long spells, but that's a marker of how well they nullified the rangers threat.Hate to say it, but Boyd's goal... WHAT A STRIKE! Hope Burley was watching.. Less of this Miller pish, George. Ta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 PQ aka Diesel's going to be unbearable at the footy tomorrow lunchtime. Thank feck I'm not a Dandy!8-)Hey, you missed a good game at Strikers on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 :swearing: You say that, despite your sour puss after my pirouette and (left foot!) pass? Cheeky bassa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Venables for Newcastle?What a scoop! It's like there's a Football Association dole queue, and they shove the unemployed oiks, who have been out of any worthwhile employment for years and don't really want to work again, into the crappiest jobs where the only place is down. He won't be able to buy and sell. He'll just be making cups of tea and doing the filing. Maybe washing the kit that Michael Owen will wear once every 6 weeks when he's not injured (playing Nintendo with Ian Wright). Bottom of the league by Christmas.It'll be a good season if all the Tees and Tyne side clubs get the boot from the top flight. Bunch of gits. Except for that Roy Keane. He's a free spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Oh, I like that Gareth Southgate n'all. He's as subpar and forgettable as a manager as he is as a marketing tool for Pizza Hut. Sellout. Get out of football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Venables for Newcastle?What a scoop! It's like there's a Football Association dole queue, and they shove the unemployed oiks, who have been out of any worthwhile employment for years and don't really want to work again, into the crappiest jobs where the only place is down. He won't be able to buy and sell. He'll just be making cups of tea and doing the filing. Maybe washing the kit that Michael Owen will wear once every 6 weeks when he's not injured (playing Nintendo with Ian Wright). Bottom of the league by Christmas.It'll be a good season if all the Tees and Tyne side clubs get the boot from the top flight. Bunch of gits. Except for that Roy Keane. He's a free spirit.Venables? - he's finished. The same thing was tried some years back with Big Ron, who was well past his sell-by date. The idea being to bring in a experienced "big name" as a troubleshooter. It failed.Roy "Prawn Sandwiches" Keane? - great player. Ordinary manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Venables worked for Middlesborough, they were fucked when he came in and he turned them round. Less so Leeds United who played absolute ding under him.Who's next in line as a shite quick fix manager? Howard Wilkinson? Peter Reid? Graham Taylor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I hope Atkinson is on the shortlist Ron's racism would definitely get in the way though, and picking an all caucasian line up in the current climate of the Premier League would prove quite the challenge.He might want to give Shearer a recall to keep up the ratio of Honkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I suppose many thought Roy Hodgson was in the same boat but he's done pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Just had an idea for a cost-saving replacement for Tango (who will surely get fired tae fuck if Sellic rack up a big score at the weekend).........Bobby Williamson.....No need for any additonal XXXXXL tracksuits and manager jackets - straight swop!!!He seems to making a hoor's abortion of things in Africa, so it would be a seamless transition at Pittodrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Just had an idea for a cost-saving replacement for Tango (who will surely get fired tae fuck if Sellic rack up a big score at the weekend).........Bobby Williamson.....No need for any additonal XXXXXL tracksuits and manager jackets - straight swop!!!He seems to making a hoor's abortion of things in Africa, so it would be a seamless transition at Pittodrie.Christ, that fucking pie in charge at Todders would be a fate worse than death....I reckon if it comes to the crunch we'll try and poach Mark McGhee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Co-operative Insurance Cup, quarter-final drawFalkirk v Inverness Caledonian ThistleRangers v Hamilton AcademicalKilmarnock v CelticDundee United v Dunfermline Athletic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Next round of the league cup...Falkirk vs ICTRangers vs HamiltonKilmarnock vs CelticDundee Utd vs DunfermlinePlayed either 28th or 29th October. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 You beat me to it... We must've been typing at the same time! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Excellent. I hope Hamilton dick the other team in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I reckon if it comes to the crunch we'll try and poach Mark McGhee.Jim Jefferies seems more likely to me. Always seems to get linked with the job.Load of folk keep mentioning Neale Cooper but to me he just reeks of a Patersonesque appointment.Anyway, I'd be amazed if Tango got sacked in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Jim Jefferies seems more likely to me. Always seems to get linked with the job.Did he not say this week he wanted to finish his managerial career with Killie?!BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Kilmarnock | Jefferies agrees new Killie deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Did he not say this week he wanted to finish his managerial career with Killie?!BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Kilmarnock | Jefferies agrees new Killie dealPeople say lots of things when they agree a new contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Jeffries has made some unkind comments re the Dons in the past. There's a vague rumour on Stand Free! that Darren Ferguson is 'on hold'.....I really don't fancy that appointment either.Tango to say.........but if not, then McGhee, I suppose. Knowing our history on that front we'll probably end up with Bertie Vogts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Get Keegan to replace Jimmy. Why the shit not?Although... All the fingers seem to be pointing directly at the manager, but there's only about two players in the squad who are worthy of performing well in the top flight of any other football league, if that.The next manager needs to be like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer becomes coach of the peewee football team."And now, to the best part of any coach's job... The cuts""Fetch me 20 laps and hit the showers... Oh, you don't have to Rod, because you're cut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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