Guest E.C Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Never met him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I gave him some Hi-Fi separates. He gave me a Tim Cahill DVD. Best guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I have never met him but I have seen 10 easy wishes play once or twice so I have more to contribute to this than the teabags thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I played football with him a couple of weeks ago.Good thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Tim Cahill DVD.Do want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Probably Drakes id imagine, or in Kef, one of the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Exchanged pleasantries at a couple of Deportees gig I think, though I think the only time we've ever properly spoken was outside the Tunnels one night when I was cunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 He showed me pictures of Teabags' cock.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Do want.So many headers, I got a headache just watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 For years I had admired him from afar, onstage and online, but never plucked up the courage to introduce myself to him. What would I say anyway? What would he think of me? Would he know who I am? What if he was all like “whatever” if I tried to say something interesting? These notions haunted me for many years and I would often wake in a cold sweat from a dream where I was introducing myself to him after a Deportees show and he would engage me with a withering look and note that I was standing in front of him naked with my penis all shrivelled up to the size of an acorn. Then, one day last season I texted Christy to see if he was at Pittodrie. Yes, he was and he was with the one they call Adam Easy Wishes! He invited me to seek them out to sit with them for the second half. Here’s my chance I thought. ‘Now just stay cool Dunc, STAY COOL GODDAMMIT’ I said to myself. I was shaking as I sat down next to him and managed to mumble a greeting in a higher pitched voice than normal. Not a good start I thought to myself, but not a disaster. My heart was pounding as I noticed our legs were touching. I was in contact with the great man himself! Think Dunc, think of something to say! “Darren Mackie is pish” I opined. A safe opener, or so I thought. Nothing. Not a glimmer of recognition. Did he hear me and choose to ignore me or did he just miss what I said? Should I repeat it and run the risk of making a fool of myself or should I just act cool? I chose the latter, carrying out “cool” as best a man of my social awkwardness could be expected to do. The game was played out and some general comments were made of not much significance. I didn’t care about the significance though, I’d had a conversation with him at last! It was the happiest day of my life. We are now friends on Facebook and have even drank beer together. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Interesting.Totally man. See you soon yeah? Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I did just mean generally, but your post was the best. Cya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 For years I had admired him from afar, onstage and online, but never plucked up the courage to introduce myself to him. What would I say anyway? What would he think of me? Would he know who I am? What if he was all like “whatever” if I tried to say something interesting? These notions haunted me for many years and I would often wake in a cold sweat from a dream where I was introducing myself to him after a Deportees show and he would engage me with a withering look and note that I was standing in front of him naked with my penis all shrivelled up to the size of an acorn. Then, one day last season I texted Christy to see if he was at Pittodrie. Yes, he was and he was with the one they call Adam Easy Wishes! He invited me to seek them out to sit with them for the second half. Here’s my chance I thought. ‘Now just stay cool Dunc, STAY COOL GODDAMMIT’ I said to myself. I was shaking as I sat down next to him and managed to mumble a greeting in a higher pitched voice than normal. Not a good start I thought to myself, but not a disaster. My heart was pounding as I noticed our legs were touching. I was in contact with the great man himself! Think Dunc, think of something to say! “Darren Mackie is pish” I opined. A safe opener, or so I thought. Nothing. Not a glimmer of recognition. Did he hear me and choose to ignore me or did he just miss what I said? Should I repeat it and run the risk of making a fool of myself or should I just act cool? I chose the latter, carrying out “cool” as best a man of my social awkwardness could be expected to do. The game was played out and some general comments were made of not much significance. I didn’t care about the significance though, I’d had a conversation with him at last! It was the happiest day of my life. We are now friends on Facebook and have even drank beer together. This is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I sold him an iPhone 4 once. BEAT THAT SHAKI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I played squash with him in a proper squash club when we were children of Inverurie. He organised a destruction of a Peter Nicol cut-out after he defected to the English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 AEW, i am your father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I do not remember the first time I met Adam Easy Wishes, although it would have been when I was young and he was playing Lava every other week I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I met him when the two of us toured with John Coltrane. He was heavily into heroin at the time. He died shortly after. I never got the chance to tell him I loved him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Football the other week. Scored a couple of dirty halfway-line pings against me. Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 This thread. O this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 At Captain Toms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 I can't wait until someone makes a "How did you meet FOX" thread and we all sit in silence looking at each other longing for someone to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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