Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Confession - I recently had a dream involving 2 people from these forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Confession - I recently had a dream involving 2 people from these forums.Slutbags and Dubya maybe Little Green, probably poop involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 1 out of 2 correct. The one you didnt get was milnerd. There wasnt any poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 1 out of 2 correct. The one you didnt get was milnerd. There wasnt any poop.You're a wrong 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Ha, Slutbags was in my dream once. I told her about it and she gave me a full in depth analysis of what it meant. Cool story. However i reckon Jake's wasn't so harmless...It was. Me milner and slutbags were sharing a flat. Or, I assume that's what we were doing. It was identical to my mrs' flat though. So we all woke up in the same bed. I got up for work and looked at her arse, she caught me. Then I went to get ready.I woke up, sat up and turned round to make sure it was just a dream. It was weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 It was. Me milner and slutbags were sharing a flat. Or, I assume that's what we were doing. It was identical to my mrs' flat though. So we all woke up in the same bed. I got up for work and looked at her arse, she caught me. Then I rolled over and tromboned Milner.I "woke up", sat up and turned round to make sure it was just a dream. It wasn't.Ooooh er missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Me and Jake spitroasting slutbags, sounds like a good dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 No more cheese before bed for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 lol "spitroasting". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Me and Slutbags spitroasting Jake, sounds like a good dream.Who's tops and who's tails? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Who's tops and who's tails?I only go in through the back door in these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I only go in through the back door in these situations.Cool shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 If I must say, me and slutbags were in some sort of lovers embrace when I woke up. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 If I must sayNo.....no, you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Can already see transcripts from this thread being stored in a police evidence room somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Well it was definitely a dream, because I am one of those "get the fuck off of me so I can sleep" girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Well it was definitely a dream, because I am one of those "get the fuck off of me so I can sleep" girls.You mean like EVER OTHER GIRL ON THE PLANET? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 All my female mates think I'm odd, they want to be spooned or draped over their boyfriend whilst they sleep. Fuck that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'm like you Sluts. I'll spoon you until you fall alseep then I'm getting my fucking arm back and going over to my own side of the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Sod the falling asleep, as soon as the light is off and sex has been had. Also I'm hot enough as it is in bed, don't really want another body next to me, making me hotter then I already am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well it was definitely a dream, because I am one of those "get the fuck out of me so I can sleep" girls.Really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm like get the fuck off me post-coital, just so you all know. Especially you paime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm like get the fuck off me post-coital, just so you all know. Especially you paime. Staggering, to think that people have had sex with you. Thought post-orgasm, you'd be off to the bathroom before tweeting a picture of the dump you just took to Irvine Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm like you Sluts.I am one of those "get the fuck off of me so I can sleep" girls.Ahhh, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Staggering, to think that people have had sex with you.Coming from the ginger himself. lols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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