Paranoid Android Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Just accept the cost and stick with Gillette. It really is the best a man can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Hahahaha, that sure showed her, eh? EH?!she wasn't happy. I just laughed, then did the old glass of cold water trick when she was in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Last time I shaved I just stole my then gf's razor. Last time I bought Bics. Cheap shite but they do. Do you have to be clean shaven for work or do just like the smoothness? Funny thing is it was my pubes I shaved with her razor and clogged 2 of them up. Hah. Make up your mind you cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Last time I shaved I just stole my then gf's razor. Last time I bought Bics. Cheap shite but they do. Do you have to be clean shaven for work or do just like the smoothness? Funny thing is it was my pubes I shaved with her razor and clogged 2 of them up. Hah. Just prefer the smoothness. I don't like my face with hair on it. I look shifty. Just accept the cost and stick with Gillette. It really is the best a man can get. Yeah I'm beginning to suspect that. I used to use an Asda one that was pretty good, although the blades didn't last long, but you don't get them here. The Tesco equivalent is poor, the blades last like one shave, I tried King Of Shaves which didn't really cut the hair and meant I had to go over it several times, Wilkinson Sword which was equally poor, I even went back to my old Gillette Sensor Excel, which served me well for many years, thinking I could save on the blades, but they've obviously toned down the quality of the blades to try and force people away from the old razors onto the expensive ones because it's like shaving with a rusty butter knife. At the moment I'm using a Lidl one, which is actually half decent but still left me looking like I'd asked Freddy Krueger to squeeze my zits. My stories are COOL, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Wax your face. You can thank me later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 I'm sick of paying top dollar for Gillette stuff, but I've never been able to find a cheap razor that works anywhere near as good and doesn't cost me half an hour and a pint of blood every time I need a quick tidy up around the chops. Any recommendations? Is the dollar shave club available in Poland? If yes, do it. http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Make up your mind you cunt.sorry, missed out a word. last time i bought, i bought bics. haven't shaved since my pubes, a few weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 sorry, missed out a word. last time i bought, i bought bics. haven't shaved since my pubes, a few weeks ago.2 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Is the dollar shave club available in Poland? If yes, do it.http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/Just seems to be US, Canada and OZ bizarrely enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Wilkinson hydro. The blades last for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 What the fuck is this? http://www.dundeechannel.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 What the fuck is this? http://www.dundeechannel.com A uniform resource locator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Who thinks I'm a cunt? Who told Lorraine they think I'm a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Who thinks I'm a cunt? Who told Lorraine they think I'm a cunt? I did. Everyone did. If anyone has met Lorraine and has any idea who you are, they told her they think you're a cunt. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 I did. Everyone did. If anyone has met Lorraine and has any idea who you are, they told her they think you're a cunt. xxLorraine Kelly would get it, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Have they changed Orange Lucozade?I'm currently half way through my first bottle in a couple of months and it tastes like cheap tango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Have they changed Orange Lucozade?I'm currently half way through my first bottle in a couple of months and it tastes like cheap tango. I haven't noticed any change.. Try the Pink Lemonade stuff - fucking boss. Although a 500ml bottle has like 60% of your GDA of sugar! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 I haven't noticed any change.. Try the Pink Lemonade stuff - fucking boss. Although a 500ml bottle has like 60% of your GDA of sugar! xxI'm intrigued by the fact it's pink. Has it got watermelon or something in it?That's a lot of sugar. The orange one has 47.5 g of sugar in a 380 ml bottle. No wonder I feel like shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 I'm intrigued by the fact it's pink. Has it got watermelon or something in it?That's a lot of sugar. The orange one has 47.5 g of sugar in a 380 ml bottle. No wonder I feel like shite! Lemon and raspberry or something. It's fucking amazing, though. 13.6g / 100ml so equivalent of this stuff would be ~51.7g. xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 I did a lab at uni based on measuring your blood sugar levels, which involve necking Lucozade and a Mars bar after not eating since the night before and testing my blood afterwards. The post sugar high slump was not fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 How do you become a troll??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 How do you become a troll??? Dye your hair a neon colour and spike it up, don't wear any clothes and stick a jewel in your belly button? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 How do you become a troll??? Fuck you, that's how. xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) How do you become a troll??? 1. Grow your hair.2. Dye it a bright colour.3. Buy plenty of wax. Edited June 28, 2013 by Paranoid Android 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 You're going to feel silly when you scroll up two comments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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