The Milner Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Why did they get rid of the Christmas funfair on Union Street? P.S I still remember the shop What Everyone Wants with the Poundstretcher downstairs after the one on Union Street burned down.Because its no longer Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Also Do any of you know where my profile picture is from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Also Do any of you know where my profile picture is from? I have known for some time now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) I have known for some time now. Say where it is from then. Edited March 19, 2013 by Cool Thinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Say where it is from then. If you insist... http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 If you insist... http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/ Aww, I was going spin it out with some clues. I was typing my first one when you spilled the beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Aww, I was going spin it out with some clues. I was typing my first one when you spilled the beans You do know that I already knew it came from Comedy Central, I was testing you to see if you knew, I watch the channel alot when at home. Type it out anyway I want to see what the clue was. Edited March 19, 2013 by Cool Thinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 You do know that I already knew it came from Comedy Central, I was testing you to see if you knew. I watch the channel alot when at home. I would bloody well hope you knew where you nicked it from. The clues were for other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I would bloody well hope you knew where you nicked it from. The clues were for other people. I creeped into Comedy Central HQ when they were sleeping and stole it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm sure i remember reading somewhere that ingesting poppy seeds can generate traces of diamorphine (heroin) and affect drugs tests. It does, a guy at my dad's work got kept from going offshore and they realised it was because he ate those poppy seed buns all the time. It was like a craving though,so he ate a lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 An associate of mines used the poppy seeds thing to get around a failed test, he gave a weak positive result and got away with saying he eats a lot of poppy seeds, told to lay off them for a few days and come back which he obviously did, and passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Don't understand why folk would put their jobs at risk in the first place tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Because its a bull shit rule, you can come home and drink your liver dry the entire time your onshore and go back without an issue, but if you take one toke of a joint your fucked, even if it was two weeks before you go back offshore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 people who claim benefits don't get drug tested. I think they should. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Because its a bull shit rule, you can come home and drink your liver dry the entire time your onshore and go back without an issue, but if you take one toke of a joint your fucked, even if it was two weeks before you go back offshore.Yeah no joints but you could do a shit load of coke or heroin and get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Why?people who claim benefits don't get drug tested. I think they should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 To make sure they're not using taxpayers' money to indulge in drugs I'd imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 people who claim benefits don't get drug tested. I think they should. Even if they don't use the money they are given to buy the drugs? What if they only use the money they steal to buy drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Yeah no joints but you could do a shit load of coke or heroin and get away with it.Pretty sure you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 The worst thing about the rig pigs that enjoy coke while at home is their terrible patter. Serious drinkers are the least reliable offshore though. They're essentially useless until they dry out a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 So do we test them for alcohol as well or is it just illegal drugs, I find it is more expensive to get pissed than stoned.To make sure they're not using taxpayers' money to indulge in drugs I'd imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Goes through your system a lot quicker I believe.Pretty sure you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Blocked at work, bet I get a random drugs test now!http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm Edited March 21, 2013 by Gypsum_Fantastic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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