Scootray Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 He'll be telling us Morgan Freeman is dead next He probably started that FB group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Goodnight, sweet prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I was recently told by someone on the internet that Des O' Conner is dead. I thought it was true for almost a whole week. Now I just don't know what to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 All packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 I was recently told by someone on the internet that Des O' Conner is dead. I thought it was true for almost a whole week. Now I just don't know what to believe.That he's not dead, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 All packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.Where's that exploding head gif from?Today I learned that Shaggy used to be a marine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kybosh Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Where's that exploding head gif from?Today I learned that Shaggy used to be a marine.I think it is from the movie Scanners ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Yeah it's from scanners. I remembered on the drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Today I learned that gif is from the movie Scanners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 The first time I saw it was on Aberdeen-Music when Soda Jerk used it to display his mock surprise at me saying something supporting the Spanish football team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 I am a right cunt sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Nah, you're ok Soda Jerk. It was that Original Spies who was the asshole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Yesterday was the first day in recorded history that there were no murders reported in New York City. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 The city's jumped the shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Oscar Wilde's last words were "either the wallpaper goes, or I do". Lad.http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2012/dec/02/death-and-dying-popandrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 On Friday night I learned that it is not a good idea to eat noodles and use a laptop at the same time while drunk and in bed.It ruins the laptop. On the plus side the noodles still tasted ok.Thankfully I've got a shot of an old one from a friend which I can use for a while but I'm still going to have to splash out some cash I don't really have on a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 It has to be witch craft.http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/vaporub.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 It has to be witch craft.http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/vaporub.asp"Status: Undetermined"What was it you learned from that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 "Status: Undetermined"What was it you learned from that?Something i learned: Don't tell your wife about this and then ask for a foot job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Ilearnt that my missus rubbed vicks on my feet the other night and i slept like a log.......After asking a few people they told me they had heard of this...I had not....So i decided to google it and even snopes have heard of it and havent ruled it as FALSE.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 It actually works because your sleep-lungs are in your feet. When your body changes to "sleep mode" and you start to breathe heavier, it's because you're using the lungs in your feet. The government are trying to cover up knowledge of these magical organs for fear that the public will start insisting on softer pavements and other, potentially very expensive, precautions to be taken to protect the foot lungs.Damn government. FUCK THE SYSTSEM!xx 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Anne Hathaway's growler is on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 It took me a minute to get my head round this. Mirrors are just one of those things you accept and don't think about:http://science.howstuffworks.com/question415.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Anne Hathaway's growler is on the internet.Had a look, it was just a bit of fluff, not exactly full on gash. I am disappoint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 why would people think a mirror would flip a light vertically, that's what a lens is does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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