Teabags Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 If someone gives you AIDS, syphilis and a reach-around, which one is the main present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 If someone gives you AIDS, syphilis and a reach-around, which one is the main present?Depends. Are you going on what I want most or what is the biggest thing to get? Reach-around or AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Tonight: Playing Super League darts in Brechin, first call up.You playing for the LK team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 You playing for the LK team?Yeah, there's been quite a few call-offs so I got asked yesterday if I'd have a go at it.Excited, nervous and terrified, just like the seconds leading up to being devirginised all over again....(Just remembered that the Angus singles competition is on Sunday so might do that instead of hillwalking, depending on how tonight goes....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Firstly, I don''t believe you've ever had your holeSecondly, good luck! Matty and Robbs love it and it's an aim of mine too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 The weekend starts today. Down in Somerset for a few days, where I'll get to drink warm cider out of motor oil cannisters and eat loads of cheese.Friday will involve cider and basking in the sunshine.Have a wander round Bristol on Saturday. Going to Pitcher&Piano for a mo'fucking Ploughmans platter for lunch and more cider. Back to the hotel in time for Match of the Day and some cider.I have to go to a wedding on Sunday which is going to be wack, because I hate weddings and I don't like the girl who is getting married one bit, but at least I get a tip top meal, and probably a boatload of cider. Hopefully enough cider to get rowdy and start a fight.Monday I'm going to some Bank Holiday punk rock all dayer spread across 4 venues somewhere in Brizzle, all of which sell great cider. The Flatliners, Wilhelm Scream, Polar Bear Club, GOOBER PATROL! Attack Vipers, The Computers, The Arteries plus about 1,000 more bands. I'm going to get rowdy, upping the punx with fucktonne of cider.Then some other stuff I don't care about before returning home where the cider is shit and fizzy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Friday - Not a lot. Frankly I'm still tired after my stag weekend the week before.Saturday - Into town to try on wedding rings and some other wedding bits and bobs. Lunch at musa.Sunday - Practice photo shoot with wedding photographer.Basically between now and October all my spare time is being taken up with getting married. All of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Friday - Not a lot. Frankly I'm still tired after my stag weekend the week before.Saturday - Into town to try on wedding rings and some other wedding bits and bobs. Lunch at musa.Sunday - Practice photo shoot with wedding photographer.Basically between now and when I die all my spare time is being taken up with getting married. All of it.fixed.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Friday - Catching up with Timpson and his Mrs who I've not seen in hunners agesSaturday - Cutting about town with various peeps from home/glasgow/etc having a few jars and some festival nonsenseSunday - Off down to Sheffield to Britbowl XXVI as a spectators (sadly). Watch some good American Football, catch up with mates, smuggle in a few bottle of tang and get mad wae itMonday - Travel home and chillax, then darts at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Tonight: Round to a friend's flat for a catch up and a few beers.Saturday: Town for shopping, and postering for the upcoming Seas, Starry gig. In the evening I'll be hitting the town with my ex flatmate, who is up from Glasgow.Sunday: A day of rest (hopefully). The evening will involve smoking hot jamz with Seas, Starry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Tonight: Watching the Cure Trilogy DVD with the missus.Saturday: Working then off to my mates new house in Inverurie for beers, BBQ and some xbox.Sunday: Birthday present shopping, depending on stock in II I might pick up a new guitar as well. Then off to Tom's for practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 today - worktomorrow - worksunday - workWhat an ace weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Yesterday: Woke-up. Did work. Finished work at 4 with every intention of going home. Instead, went for "a pint." Two pints. Three. Double figures. Town. Casino. Bed at 7am. Did all this in my bloody work uniform with my crappy glasses and awful backpack. Today: Two hours sleep. Picked-up by my mate at 9:30 to walk the Gordon Way. Somehow took us 'til 12 to reach the Bennachie Centre. Supposed to be an 11.5 mile walk lasting 5-6 hours. Got lost several times. Walked in a massive circle around some forestry tracks. Tried to take a shortcut through a field but this bull was mean mugging us. Tapped-out. Ended-up walking about 17 miles in 8hrs. One of our group became so delirious from dehydration that he started licking moisture from long blades of grass. Foolish. Got back into Aberdeen at 9. Scoffed a KFC. Sat down. Died.Tomorrow: No idea, but after the past 48 hours it'll hopefully involve bed, hot chocolate, cushions, clouds, bubble bath, hugs and guinea pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Friday: Played football manager all from 9am until 4. Frantically cleaned and made dinner in an hour so it didn't look like I'd been sitting doing fuck all all day when my missus got home. Evening: played football manager. Listened to my missus compain about me playing Football Manager. Knocked Man City and AC Milan out of Europe, so totally worth it.Saturday: Played football manager until 4. Went into town because I wanted a burrito. Had a burrito. Had a cappuccino. Got stuck in the middle of 40,000 Americans coming out of the College Football game. Made fun of them. Had a pint. Went home. Watched telly.Sunday: Work at 8am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Friday: Dinner with friends, good banter, good feedSaturday: Mother and sister came to visit. They did some wedding-ish shit during the day with the Mrs and I fucked about watching recorded NCAA football games til they returned. Watched more college football (including the above mentioned ND/Navy game in Dublin) for most of the day and then Mrs and sis went out to dinner with the bitches. Me and mother watched a film and ate Thai food and had a banterSunday: got up, cuppa, went to the church we're getting married in. Was pleased with the choice. came home, watched recorded Alabama/Michigan game. Watched other shit (super Sunday, Temple of Doom) and now ready for bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Saturday: Mother and sister came to visit. For some reason i read that as mother and stripper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 My mum never visits without swinging by the Fantasty Palace on the way here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Friday: saw The Unwinding Hours @ Tunnels. Brilliant gig. Followed it up by catching a bit of Das McManus in Drummonds. Very impressed by them but mostly just amused by the sight of Soda Jerk and Jan side by side.Saturday: Watched the Dons dominate St Mirren while remaining incapable of putting the ball in the net. Frustrating.Sunday: 12 mile run of pain (too hot, my knees are fucked). Then had a look round SSPCA Drumoak and managed to stay strong and now come out of it with a load of new pets. Some total stars in the cattery there. Once we're back from honeymoon we'll go back for a proper look. Once home I fired up the BBQ for the first and probably only time this year. Some sprats which were eaten whole with some garlic mayo plus homemade burgers and courgettes. Finished off the weekend by writing and demoing some new riffs to send to bandmates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'm having a big dancing weekend.Tonight going to see Theo ParrishTomorrow Nina Kraviz and Sunday Steve LawlerAnd all three I can go to for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'm having a big dancing weekend.Tonight going to see Theo ParrishTomorrow Nina Kravizand Sunday Steve LawlerAnd all three I can go to for free I bet you're listening to Dave Pearce's Dance Anthems right now in your underpants getting ready to 'large it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Breakfast. Shopping. Band practice. Writing. Gonna work on some songs in GarageBand.Cleaning. Wanking. Citizens gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Friday: Went to my new local. Drank whisky and rum and stumbled home at closing timeToday: Battling an undeserved hangover with lucozade and sausage rolls then going to see Seas, Starry and [] later on.Tomorrow: Band practice then over to the in laws for a hearty sunday roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Friday: Went to my new local. Drank whisky and rum and stumbled home at closing timeToday: Battling an undeserved hangover with lucozade and sausage rolls then going to see Seas, Starry and [] later on.Tomorrow: Band practice then over to the in laws for a hearty sunday roast.fuck the inlaws. come to a gig with me and tomas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 fuck the inlaws. come to a gig with me and tomas.Negative. What gig are you going to see like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Citizens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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