Alkaline Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 You know what else is poison? Mac & Cheese. I don't really care for Irn Bru either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 They're really not doing a great job of having gay sex with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 I didn't neg rep you for the first post. But now you've gone too far!Soda Jerk heel turn complete. New name, new gimmick, new attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 They're really not doing a great job of having gay sex with each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Home from affshore the day. Get fuckin' in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Jumbo haddock and chips. Rowies are poison. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-28225729 Wedding Rowie, anyone? xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I hope it has jam in it. Or on it. Rowies without jam is like... sex without orgasms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Nah man. The best rowies are good enough to be eaten plain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Peanut butter on rowies is godly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Nah man. The best rowies are good enough to be eaten plain.Toasted with butter and raspberry jam is the optimum rowie experience. I'd accept cold with jam or Dairylea, or just butter if there's nothing else. Plain rowie sounds bad though. Are you a hard crunchy type or a soft moist man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Always soft and moist. Dry and hard is for anal sex ONLY. #LAAAAD xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) A soft rowie has to have either butter and jam, or golden syrup on it. A harder one should be served with butter and a cheese slice on it Edited July 10, 2014 by The Milner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Why's it so hard to find a good crispy rowie these days? I don't buy them often, but I've only been able to find stupid, shitty soft ones these days. Shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 A soft rowie has to have either butter and jam, or golden syrup on it. A harder one should be served with butter and a cheese slice on it I sincerely hope you mean a "slice of cheese" rather than a "cheese slice". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I sincerely hope you mean a "slice of cheese" rather than a "cheese slice". Either or. I actually quite like cheese slices, especially on a rowie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 According to this website, butteries differ from city to shire. Toonsers get the shitey crunchy ones and teuchters get the soft and doughy ones. I think that's a load of pish personally but there you go. http://www.stronach.co.uk/2012-01-05/rowies-or-butteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Soft in the middle, crunchy on the outside. Anything else is a disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Peanut butter on rowies is godly.This guy knows a thing or two about life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 This guy knows a thing or two about life How do you take your rowies in Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Butteries - or morning rolls as they're actually called - should be eaten dry with a cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Butteries - or morning rolls as they're actually called - should be eaten dry with a cup of tea.Morning rolls are softies. You are entirely wrong. You even eat them wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 How do you take your rowies in Poland? Supersized, over-easy with ranch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Morning rolls are softies. You are entirely wrong. You even eat them wrong. As long as he's not calling them 'Cookies' it's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 As long as he's not calling them 'Cookies' it's ok.I've only ever heard that once before, in 1996, and I still wonder about it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 As long as he's not calling them 'Cookies' it's ok. Worst thing about Poland was being asked if I wanted a biscuit with my cooked breakfast. Turned out it was a scone not an actual biscuit. I didn't want that either. Fucking Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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