Spoonie Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I can never believe how quickly the homeless world cup comes back around.As an aside, my mates dad came up with the idea for the HWC and runs it. He also founded the Big Issue in Scotland My mate has been all over the place watching it in Rio and Paris and all sorts. Mexico City next. Lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 On the ace-ic house pictures, how about this for a bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 On the ace-ic house pictures, how about this for a bathroomIts a pretty good job considering the size and shape of that room. If someone dropped the plans for that on my desk I would of used it for bog roll. What a nightmare that must of been! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I think that bathroom is ace. You wouldn't fit a bath in there mind. Good use of the space.Flights - I'm guessing you're an architect? You wouldn't get away with that design in a new house would you? I remember when we were designing our house that bathrooms had loads of restrictions in how far things had to be from each other to allow a turning space for a wheelchair and all that sort of stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I couldn't sit that close to the wall while shitting. I need to spread more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Dangerous bathroom. If I was in there and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and therefore got a massive erection, I'd be pinned between the walls. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Guy plays the whole of Mastodon's album Leviathan on the piano, in one take. Amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Guy plays the whole of Mastodon's album Leviathan on the piano, in one take. Amazing.I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! On another ace-ic note, FINISHED MY LAST EVER ESSAY - fuck YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Dangerous bathroom. If I was in there and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and therefore got a massive erection, I'd be pinned between the walls. Close your eyes and think of Maggie Thatcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Close your eyes and think of Maggie Thatcher.Hope Dave doesn't see this. He'll be pinned to the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Guy plays the whole of Mastodon's album Leviathan on the piano, in one take. Amazing.Holy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Close your eyes and think of Maggie Thatcher.That'd certainly take the edge off it. Dave would blast through the plasterboard and end up in two rooms at once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 That'd certainly take the edge off it. Dave would blast through the plasterboard and end up in two rooms at once! This should probably go in the confessions thread, but when I was a young lad, that was a genuine tactic I used to use to stop me going too early...I can't remember where I heard it from, but it works... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 This should probably go in the confessions thread, but when I was a young lad, that was a genuine tactic I used to use to stop me going too early...I can't remember where I heard it from, but it works...Doesn't it also make sex a bit shitter? Tactical wank ftw.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Doesn't it also make sex a bit shitter? Tactical wank ftw.xx Na - it's only for a few moments to keep it going for longer. When I was 17/18, it was a tactic I used a few times. I have no regrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I do complicated arithmatic if I'm feeling a bit too quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I just pummel for the remaining seconds and that's that. If it's happening it's happening. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chris Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Guy plays the whole of Mastodon's album Leviathan on the piano, in one take. Amazing.I'm quoting this again just because it's so good and I didn't want it to get lost among the 2 pages of shite that surrounded it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm quoting this again just because it's so good and I didn't want it to get lost among the 2 pages of shite that surrounded it.ha, maybe it needs to be brought back on a regular basis in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I just pummel for the remaining seconds and that's that. If it's happening it's happening. End of story.I'm quoting this again just because it's so good and I didn't want it to get lost among the 2 pages of shite that surrounded it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 being offered a job that gives me a six grand pay rise and gets me back into Scotland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 being offered a job that gives me a six grand pay rise and gets me back into Scotland.Fuck off Megrahi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 It looks like the missus and I have just bought our first flat together, hooray! It's going to have a music room and everything. Delighted. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 It looks like the missus and I have just bought our first flat together, hooray! It's going to have a music room and everything. Delighted. congratulations! I have put aside money for the pint of Tennent's that I'll be getting you after Stewart Lee. And the pint of wine for Claire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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