Skubbs Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Moving on Saturday, I can't wait!! CIVILIZATION!!! - There were 8 women on the bus today who all had the same haircut - short back and sides, hairsprayed into place. All wearing anoraks and handbags. I hate the countryside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 After about... 3 months? 2 and a half? A few months of just having a sofa-bed mattress that's about 2 inches thick to sleep on I have a bed and a mattress again. Shit's so cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 First post from the new flat.A couple of friends helped me move my stuff then I bought them some beer to make up for it. We only stayed at the first bar for an hour or so but the bar man still gave us free shots when we left. Might enjoy living in this area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 After about... 3 months? 2 and a half? A few months of just having a sofa-bed mattress that's about 2 inches thick to sleep on I have a bed and a mattress again. Shit's so cash.Just because this was below a Slutbags post I assumed it was another bit of internet flirting. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Hell yeah. Come over, see my mattress, and the sheet that doesn't quite fit 'cause I took home a double sheet instead of a king size.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Louis CK doing a gig near me on friday. Tickets yet to go on sale so i'm in with a shout of getting one. Will be hitting f5 all day friday. Bucket list comedian for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Ace was the man who I earlier today saw playing a bandit and won over 170 quid. Then as all the coins came tumbling out he took a step outside for a cigarette and waited for the money to stop coming.he actually a won a similar amount again just a little bit later, the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 just had a call to say i won a hamper in a raffle. I'd bought 1 solitary ticket at a relatives christening party and had no idea what was even in the hamper. turns out there's a fucking kindle in it!! aceic! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 just had a call to say i won a hamper in a raffle. I'd bought 1 solitary ticket at a relatives christening party and had no idea what was even in the hamper. turns out there's a fucking kindle in it!! aceic!I love that. That's a beast of a prize too. I had a similar thing when I got a call from tenants to say I'd be receiving delivery of a years worth of beer. I didn't even remember entering but apparently I filled in a form at a pub in arbroath. Turns out a year's worth was a couple of mini keys and a few crates. Still tho was a nice surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Bloody cheeky calling that a years supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Louis CK doing a gig near me on friday. Tickets yet to go on sale so i'm in with a shout of getting one. Will be hitting f5 all day friday. Bucket list comedian for sure.So this sold out five mins before the tickets actually went on sale. He was doing 2 shows in a row which both sold out, decided to add a 3rd which was cash only purchase between 4pm and 5pm at the venue. They sold out at 4.05pm. Fuck ticketweb, stubhub, ticketmaster, all those bitches. I've not once gotten a ticket to one of these 'sell out in seconds' shows, then you see cunts flogging 10 on eBay. How does it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 So this sold out five mins before the tickets actually went on sale. He was doing 2 shows in a row which both sold out, decided to add a 3rd which was cash only purchase between 4pm and 5pm at the venue. They sold out at 4.05pm. Fuck ticketweb, stubhub, ticketmaster, all those bitches. I've not once gotten a ticket to one of these 'sell out in seconds' shows, then you see cunts flogging 10 on eBay. How does it work?It's magic, same as those fuckin' magnets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 just had a call to say i won a hamper in a raffle. I'd bought 1 solitary ticket at a relatives christening party and had no idea what was even in the hamper. turns out there's a fucking kindle in it!! aceic!Dick. I bought two tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Dude would make a great receptionist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Once it's finished watch the second video on the wee bar at the bottom. Ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Awesome.What is also ace-ic is that while sitting out having a beer with some friends an Argentinian 'journalist' came up to us, told us he was against dictatorships and fascism and proceeded to perform a little comedy routine with the aim of selling us sanitary pads which tell the story of the assassination by ETA of Juan Carrero Blanco (Franco's intended successor). He was hilarious and amazing. So if I do ever have a shock first period I am now well prepared.Also these sales will help with his next venture to head to Rome and sell condoms with the face of the pop on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Lion Bar breakfast cereal. Its ridiculous. It's as if the most important meal of the day is now dessert. It's got a buttload of sugar, but it's okay because 100% wholegrain.I genuinely hope nobody really gives it to their kids every day. I feel sick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Don't know why but this is freaking me out. Heebie Jeebies are not ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 there musta been acid in my coffee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Lion Bar breakfast cereal. Its ridiculous. It's as if the most important meal of the day is now dessert. It's got a buttload of sugar, but it's okay because 100% wholegrain.I genuinely hope nobody really gives it to their kids every day. I feel sick.I'm all over this shit like stink on a monkey. I've had to take a Lion Bar cereal sabbatical though as i think it may have givenme the diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'm not gonna quote it because it might turn my eyes inside out but that gif is ace-ic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 My friend linked me to this, it's pretty cool: http://www.drawastickman.com/I defy you to not draw a penis for every instruction. Well, Mr Stickman, I never even would have considered using that to defeat a dragon...Also fun is to draw things it doesn't ask for in the wrong places. "Draw a key in my hand" is fun if you draw a cat floating on top of his head.I think this has ruined my week already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'm so conformist. I saw this floating on twitter t'other day and I did what it told me to do without even thinking about straying from the instructions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 My friend linked me to this, it's pretty cool: http://www.drawastickman.com/I defy you to not draw a penis for every instruction.Well, Mr Stickman, I never even would have considered using that to defeat a dragon...Also fun is to draw things it doesn't ask for in the wrong places. "Draw a key in my hand" is fun if you draw a cat floating on top of his head.I think this has ruined my week already.I got bored after the giant penis hatched and a dragon came out, which my giant penis then fought off with his giant penis. I did giggle at the giant penis putting fires out with its mysterious blue piss but that was as far as my attention span would take me.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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