The Milner Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Don't get tied up and raped.I think rape would be the least of his worries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 If getting tied up and raped is the price I have to pay on top of that 275 for that room, I'm up for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Wait, the pictures on Gumtree - is that a picture of just the room? That looks the same size as my lounge.Sounds like they want a single to join in their saucy games :Available to couplesNo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I've got an image of JakeBassist (well an image of that fat kid in his picture because I have no idea what he actually looks like) being lured into some sort of sex game with the Dr Who loving female flatmate and get himself tied up and then the guy coming in and singing that Tenacious D song to Jake about fucking him gently etc etc.Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 (well an image of that fat kid in his picture because I have no idea what he actually looks like) Surprising similar actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Surprising similar actually FUCK YOU. Hahaha. I'm a tidy piece of ass and you know it.Although seeing that guy in my avatar getting tied up, sexed by a female Dr Who fan and then sang to by someone is worth a few bucks. 275 a month to be exact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I think you need to be on your guard. The best form of defence is attack.Go in there, smack her on the head, knocking her out and then tie her up. If the guy tries any funny business, he gets the same treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Where exactly is Amanda Knox these days?You could be next for the sword, Jake.The meat sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Foxy Knoxy's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Aye I was scared it was a scam too. But I'm going to see it. Which is making me lean more towards the "these people are desperate" side of things.I'm leaning more towards the "Bored couple looking for bidey-in to spice up their sex life" side of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I'm leaning more towards the "Bored couple looking for bidey-in to spice up their sex life" side of things.That's fine by me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 If they need a 4th give me a shout..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 This http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/10/20/follow-up-of-the-day-superman-fan-shares-donated-collectables-with-childrens-hospital/oh and Jake, does Slutbags like Dr. Who or boys who like Dr. Who, this is the question you need to ask.Um no, and no. Dr Who is shite @P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I'm nae in to Dr. Who either. But they're either geeks or old. So I'm hoping they're a bit geeky so I can be a bit geeky too. Don't wanna move in with a jock and be hiding away in my room with my comics while he loudly "works out" in his room. Plus if they're geeks I might be the attractive one out the 3 and I'll be happy with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 You're just really hoping for this aren't you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 ctr alt down arrowentertained me for a bit there. Maybe not totally ace-ic though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 No 'cause it's only a 3 bedroom flat. That's too many people.And she isn't a geek in the show. Nae yeese tae man nor beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I like how quick Jake was to let it be known he's not into Dr Who either, after Slutbags response.Seriously, when are you two gonna meet up IRL style? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 That flat looks like classic two-flatmates-hook-up-and-sub-let-one-of-the-rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I like how quick Jake was to let it be known he's not into Dr Who either, after Slutbags response.Seriously, when are you two gonna meet up IRL style?When it's right. Give it time. Love's like a good stew. Gotta give it time before you dive right in and burn your tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 When it's right. Give it time. Love's like a good stew. Gotta give it time before you dive right in and burn your tongue.have you taken it to PMs yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 A gentleman never PM and tells.But no. My method of getting the girl is different. Chat online for about a year, get friend zoned but be that friend who she flirts with time to time. Get drunk and have a mistaken kiss. But then smother her with your love for her that you've kept hidden for so long and make her yours. Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 You make friends with them? That is disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I'm a durty basturt. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 So when she finally tells you she loves you it's basically like she's tapping out from a submission move.I think slutbags likes UFC so you might be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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