Alkaline Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Amy. Fucking. Pond.Aye, 'til the neighbours complained about the smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Yesterday was an ace-ic day but sadly one with some pet hates thrown in at the end.I went to an all day pool party heresun was shining, awesome location, loads of great techno DJ's beautiful girls all over the place. Ended up at a bar afterwards and I met a nice girl and got her phone number. Great day up until that point.However I can't remember what happened next and somehow I ended up in a random train station at 5am not wearing my shorts. Lost my phone, wallet and keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 He probably wanted your shorts.Good job standing up to the dick head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Always worth a try but I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Had a pretty good night out in banchory with loads of folk i know out last night (nothing compared to the pool party up there).The next part isn't so much ace-ic as just, "What the hell just happened... " i got jumped on the home, some junked up twat was leaning up against a van and just as i was walking past him he sprung up and pushed me against the parallel wall, told me he had all his mates in the van and they would come out and batter me if i didn't give him my phone and wallet. Of course. I actually managed to land a good punch of the guy and send him on the ground before he could do anything to me. Still not sure what to make of the situation but i feel pretty fucking lucky!Well done for getting the punch in and getting away! Did you tell the police? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Where about in banchory was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 When he was on the ground, did this happen:If not. Gay. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I had just come up the steps from park next to where the tshirt shop used to be. I didn't phone the police, self defence or not i still assaulted the guy myself so i didn't know quite what to say.Just noticed this morning the bastard actually got away with the right part of my headphones when he grabbed me. Bastard.The law allows for you to use minimum force to get away. A single punch is perfectly fine in that situation. If you'd given him a kicking when he was down then that's a different matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I think they'd be fine with the most electrifying move in sports-entertainment, too. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Would a stone cold stunner be too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I think that first kick to the mid-section could be a bit too aggressive. Smashing his face on your shoulder is legal though, I'm certain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Fair point, i still don't like the idea of how that conversation would have went."excuse me officer, i need to report a mugging, well attempted mugging, actually, i think he's just high, well anyway, he pushed me up against that wall and i punched him. so really... i guess i have it under control but aye, he tried to mug me""There's a bloke in Banchory trying to mug folk in the _____ area. He looks ______. I managed to get away without anything being stolen but there's someone going about trying to mug folk".They'd appreciate it and you might get your name in the paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I can't believe none of you have picked up on the fact that it sounds like Paranoid Android got date raped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I can't believe none of you have picked up on the fact that it sounds like Paranoid Android got date raped...I did think that, with the met a girl then all of a sudden doesn't remember anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 She wouldn't stop when I said no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 She wouldn't stop when I said no...And then she nicked your stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Thankfully I'd left my bank cards cards at home and I couldn't have had much cash on me. She only got a pretty shity phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 And your shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Oh yeah:(I liked those shorts. Wore them all the time.I've been sleeping so much today. It's going to be impossible to get to sleep at a decent time tonight. Not ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Zombieland is on right now. Which is Ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Dubya, get the tables! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/sep/12/syndicate-ea-newsEA are remaking Syndicate. This could be fantastic. Or it could shit on my fond memories. Not sure about the move from isometric RTS to 1st person shooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/sep/12/syndicate-ea-newsEA are remaking Syndicate. This could be fantastic. Or it could shit on my fond memories. Not sure about the move from isometric RTS to 1st person shooter.Hmmm, i loved Syndicate but i hate FPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Only when game developers stop trying to match the success of the Call of Duty series will gaming be saved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/sep/12/syndicate-ea-newsEA are remaking Syndicate. This could be fantastic. Or it could shit on my fond memories. Not sure about the move from isometric RTS to 1st person shooter.hmm, i'm thinking latter. why is it an fps? if anthing 3rd person view ala grand theft auto or red dead revolver would have been better. oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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