Stroopy121 Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm having an asda granola/yogurt/fruit pot for breakfast.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 That's what I'm having for my tea tonight!This is spooky now. If someone says they're having an asda granola/yogurt/fruit pot for breakfast I'll shit myself.That's nothing new, though, really...is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm having an asda granola/yogurt/fruit pot for breakfast.xxI'm lucky I lied. Although I let rip an ace-ic guff while I read it. So, half way there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just signed up for Spotify Unlimited since it's only 4.99 a month. All the music. Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 The brief conversation I had the other night was ace-icme at doorway about to go out in the rain: 'oh no, i'm gonna get wet'girl next to me: 'your accent is making me wet'God bless America!This may be the best thing that's ever happened, anywhere.EDIT - provided she was hot and not a fat hound. If she was a munter it doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 The brief conversation I had the other night was ace-icme at doorway about to go out in the rain: 'oh no, i'm gonna get wet'girl next to me: 'your accent is making me wet'God bless America!So...did you get stinky fingers, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 well she got friendly, down in the sand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 This may be the best thing that's ever happened, anywhere.EDIT - provided she was hot and not a fat hound. If she was a munter it doesn't count.C'mon. Even the tubbies need a bit of loving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 This may be the best thing that's ever happened, anywhere.EDIT - provided she was hot and not a fat hound. If she was a munter it doesn't count.It was definitely a highlight of the night. Far from munt, ugly isnt very popular here. I knew her but was the first time she showed some interest and totally out the blue so I'm having it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just so that everyone knows. This boy is a fatty-fucker. We were in glasgow a few days ago seeing a band, we went out in town afterwards and this boy wanted to fuck the fattest quine i've ever seen. When i commented on her size, he went on to describe how good it would be because of her size. Now i like a girl with curves as much as the next guy, but this girl would take one look at the kind of girl i would normally go for, and ate her. Jake's opinion on women, no longer valid.She wasn't THAT big. And you wanted her mate, who looked like a junkie. But aye, I do like slim girls, but I also like tubbers. But, you never know, I might hate it. I haven't fucked a fat girl, just watched videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Sounds like A RIGHT LADS DAY OUT OI OI!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 It was pretty fun. Tuesday nights at Box in Glasgow ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 a couple of aceic things about supermarkets. Asda selling skippy peanut butter (albeit in small jars) and Tesco doing their own cheap version of Krave. fuck yes.oh, and i also discovered that if you go to a co-op after 6 and buy fresh bread products they discount it to 10p at the till. score! love me a fresh tiger baguette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Dude, she was fucking huge. That white dress she was wearing was actually a marquee she'd nicked.Aye but it was slim pickings in Garage, and IMO she was the best of a bad bunch. Box was full of hotties that we agreed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Aye but it was slim pickings in Garage, and IMO she was the best of a bad bunch. Box was full of hotties that we agreed on.Neither of you got any "action" though so the balance of youthful man and the never ending vaginaquest was restored to natural harmony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Check out the love connection. Yeesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 To be fair neither of us tried.You did get chatted up by Glasgow's worst dancer ever though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 This is one of those times I'm really grateful that I'm a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Jake and John should write a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 This is one of those times I'm really grateful that I'm a lesbian.Sounds like you're safe if you're not 18 stone and/or a junkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Oh, this girl cleared 18 stones easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 This is one of those times I'm really grateful that I'm a lesbian.So you can join in the chat and give your opinion on the fatty debate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I don't exclusively like big fat 'uns. Just to make myself clear. I like normally attractive girls more. But if I had to pick an extreme, I'd rather go with a 20 stone gal than a 6 stone one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are bloody ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I don't exclusively like big fat 'uns. Just to make myself clear. I like normally attractive girls more. But if I had to pick an extreme, I'd rather go with a 20 stone gal than a 6 stone one.I agree that all women need loving but a 20 stone girl is a serious task! Hats off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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