pogofish Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Did anyone on here have children at an early age? Ot do things they shouldn't have underage?My gran was not a lot older than that girl when she was starting her family - Which was something quite normal for most ordinary young women back then. The luxury of this idea of a period of "youth" had still to come along for all but the most privileged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Yeah i dont see the huge deal with this, so what if they have a kid at such a young age, let them have to deal with the problems its going to cause in life.Its typicall of Britain now a days tho, lets focus on everyone elses problems so we can ignore our own mistakes and short comings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Does anybody else think that she looks a little like Paul Onion Terror?She's a young Karen Matthews... looks identical o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 TWELVE YEAR-OLDS URGED TO KNOCK-UP LOCAL TART - The Daily Mash"Meanwhile Alfie Patten, the 13 year-old star of the latest freak show, revealed he was taking a break from thrice-nightly sexual intercourse after discovering masturbation."Lol that is so weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I can't believe more than one person is publicly stating they could have conceived a child with what can most kindly be referred to as a ginger boot. She looks like a cartoon fish. Although that statement may be be construed as Nemo abuse.What is with the chav fraternity and their general lack of awareness of their likelihood of public ridicule? Despite their 'fashion sense' being widely derided, they are still strutting down Union Street with the Burberry baseball cap perched at that strange angle on the very back of the head so the peak points to the sky like a handy ornithology aid while obviously the best option would be pulled down as far as possible to spare us the ordeal of looking at their gormless, slack jawed visage. This is matched by that peculiar straggly fringe look where the strands of hair are gelled to the state where diamonds are no longer the hardest substance known to man. Finally there is the grubby white tracksuit bottoms tucked into the socks - i've never seen one of the cunts on a bike. I assume it must be an aid to impromptu shoplifting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Trust Max Clifford to be in on the act...BBC NEWS | Health | Probe into 'baby father' payments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 What is with the chav fraternity and their general lack of awareness of their likelihood of public ridicule? How moch of this ridicule is to do with the tabloids involved jumping on their various "moral outrage" bandwagons &/or trying to cover their tracks for failing to do some basic research? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 How moch of this ridicule is to do with the tabloids involved jumping on their various "moral outrage" bandwagons &/or trying to cover their tracks for failing to do some basic research?Well personally I was talking about the line up of ne-er do wells that had their pics in the Scum today claiming responsibility for the poor wee chav to be that has been saddled with a hall of mirrors reflection for a mother.I'm not actually sure what your point was or why you quoted me. I'm just amused at the chavs in general. Dear me, 'morally outraged' from Pudding-on-the-Wold is going to be all upset at my lack of compassion for puppy eye boy. Worst thing is that his pocket money is unlikely to cover the CSA bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 It seems that being a 13 year old boy has changed a lot since I was 13.I know. I'd have been happy enough to get my fingers wet at that age, never mind my cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Playtime for baby-faced 13-year-old dad Alfie Patten | The Sun |News4 days old and already they're shit role models for their child by playing "saints row"...with the child in that other child's arms.Tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Playtime for baby-faced 13-year-old dad Alfie Patten | The Sun |News4 days old and already they're shit role models for their child by playing "saints row"...with the child in that other child's arms.Tragic.To be fair, they were shit role models from conception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Well everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves - they clearly didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 The end of Hamlet is tragic. This is just a couple of minks going about their day to day lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Playtime for baby-faced 13-year-old dad Alfie Patten | The Sun |News4 days old and already they're shit role models for their child by playing "saints row"...with the child in that other child's arms.Tragic.You do realise that photo shows two kids asked by a photographer to hold ps3 pads while the 13 year old dude holds the baby? I can pretty much guarantee they weren't playing Saints Row while the kid held the kid.Incidentally, I was playing the original GTA (rated 18) at the age of 13 and so far have managed to avoid killing anyone, or having any children*. The Sun are just trying to create further mischief by getting the "computer games make kids killers" PC mob on the case. Hey! It sells papers!*This may be because I'm too motherfucking ugly to get near a woman... who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennbuchan Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 You do realise that photo shows two kids asked by a photographer to hold ps3 pads while the 13 year old dude holds the baby? I can pretty much guarantee they weren't playing Saints Row while the kid held the kid.Incidentally, I was playing the original GTA (rated 18) at the age of 13 and so far have managed to avoid killing anyone, or having any children*. The Sun are just trying to create further mischief by getting the "computer games make kids killers" PC mob on the case. Hey! It sells papers!*This may be because I'm too motherfucking ugly to get near a woman... who knows?And you look like the guy out of road trip it has to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 And you look like the guy out of road trip it has to be said.Chin up Peterhead Dave, at least you rocked that massive black girls world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 And you look like the guy out of road trip it has to be said.I'll take that, but only because it's better than Davie "Elephant Man" Dodds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Boy, 13, 'may not be baby's father' - Yahoo! News UK"Richard, who told the paper he slept with Chantelle with the consent of her parents and without using any contraception, said he plans to demand a DNA test is carried out to find out the truth.Chantelle lives with her mother, Penny, and father, Steve, in a council house on the Old Town estate.wtf???Richard: "khey d00d, Ima gun make sex wiv jor dotter, hokay?"Parents: "hellz know. she underage."Richard: "butting inz, iv eye shag her, joo khan b in da paperz with MAD storiez for the lulz"Parents: "ho-kay"6 weeks later...Alfie: "khey doodz. i phuked jor dotter."Parents: "o rly? we'z gonna b faymouse. joo look 8"Alfie: "joo nut angree?"Parents: "nuh-uh. and she wuz virgen untill now, ho-kay. joo r only 1 hoo can be phather."8 months later...Richard: "alfie, joo nut phather. i fink I amz"Alfie: "butt dey tuld me she vergin?"Richard: "dey wunt be in paper for big lulz. iz gud storee cuz u r yung."Parents: "shat ap, N00b!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Would this story have made anywhere near as much of a splash if it had been a thirteen year-old mother? Stories about mothers in their early teen years stopped being shocking about 10 years ago.Frankly, I think this is a rubbish news story, it's only making the papers because he looks about 5 years old. This is almost as bad as the 'man who got pregnant' story, which on paper sounded like the most incredible story of all time. In reality, it was a women who got pregnant then had a sex change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard_of_the_North Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 I love the fact this story is under the tags " Council Estate Slutbag" ..... hahahaha promptly followed by "revolving vagina" ........sums up this article brilliantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 new from Fisher Price... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 His new hoodie is pretty classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 This whole PC brigade nonsense really annoys me. There is no 'PC brigade'. There never has been. It doesn't exist. It's just a go-to line to beef up shit blanket statements.What's a shit blanket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 It's like a fitted sheet, but put on the bed upside-down, to warm your toes, so it's called a 'shitted feet'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 What's a shit blanket?have you never had the need to keep one of your prized steaming toldies nice and cozy during the long winter nights? also known as a dump duvet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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