Jaaakkkeee Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Nahh, I'm getting a squire tele from the mrs, something from America from the cats and according to the mrs presents from my mum and dad are ace too. the cats are getting fuck all compared to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 something from America from the catsNice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Nice.I'm getting nowt from my cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Well, technically the mrs bought it. but it's "from" the cats. Even though they won't know what the fuck is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Why does a cat have to get involved? they don't believe in jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Neither do a lot of people that participate in christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Well, technically the mrs bought it. but it's "from" the cats. Even though they won't know what the fuck is going on.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that makes sense. I thought your cats had negotiated the purchase of goods from America. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Why does a cat have to get involved? they don't believe in jesus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Anyone calling Santa "Sunty" deserves to get a stocking full of bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Anyone calling Santa "Sunty" deserves to get a stocking full of bees.Sunty Claas. It's Santy here. They also call Secret Santa "Kris Kindle". Not Kringle. Kindle. Kris Kindle. The sacred giver of eBooks. It's a derivative of Christkind."Promulgated by Martin Luther, explicitly to discourage the figure of St. Nicholas, at the Reformation in 16th-17th century Europe, many Protestants changed the gift bringer to the Christ Child or Christkindl. The Christkind was adopted in Catholic areas during the 19th century, while it began to be, in a rather surprising turnabout, gradually replaced by a more or less secularized version of Saint Nicholas, the Weihnachtsmann (Father Christmas, Santa Claus) in Protestant regions."/somethingilearnedtoday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Anyone calling Santa "Sunty" deserves to get a stocking full of bees.I should move to liverpool and moan about people saying "lad" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 I should move to liverpool and moan about people saying "lad"If I lived in Liverpool I would definitely moan about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 At least lad is a word. Though Scousers seem to say it without the D now, so it's more of a "lar" sound. The whole border of Merseyside should just be dynamited and hopefully it will disjoint from the British Isles and float away somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 that would be boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Ey oop yi coont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 At least lad is a word. Though Scousers seem to say it without the D now, so it's more of a "lar" sound. The whole border of Merseyside should just be dynamited and hopefully it will disjoint from the British Isles and float away somewhere.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_La%27sGreat bunch of la's. All the best. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 The surge in popularity of the adult "onesie". Where did that come from, and why did a startling amount of fully grown adults receive oversized baby clothes for Christmas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 The surge in popularity of the adult "onesie". Where did that come from, and why did a startling amount of fully grown adults receive oversized baby clothes for Christmas?I don't understand this one either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 The surge in popularity of the adult "onesie". Where did that come from, and why did a startling amount of fully grown adults receive oversized baby clothes for Christmas?I got a Spiderman one for Christmas. It's doubtful I'll ever wear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 If wearing a onesie doesn't instantly remind a grown man of wearing a boiler suit - and thus feel his dignity sapping away - he should hand in his genitals. Also new this year: the instant 'family tradition' of wearing festive jumpers. And Monopoly (in seven varieties) being seen as legitimate family entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 If wearing a onesie doesn't instantly remind a grown man of wearing a boiler suit - and thus feel his dignity sapping away - he should hand in his genitals. Also new this year: the instant 'family tradition' of wearing festive jumpers. And Monopoly (in seven varieties) being seen as legitimate family entertainment.Fucking hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 I have a penguin one. It's great. It has big penguin feet and a hood that's a penguin head. I got it as a birthday present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 What the fuck is wrong with Monopoly? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Your opponents can play your go for you while gaining no strategic advantage. It's marginally more boring than being locked in an empty cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Our front door being jammed shut and our property agency not answering the emergency phone. It's been playing up for a while (nothing to do with the lock. its as if the wood has expanded thus preventing it from moving past the frame). It was tricky to open when I left to go out earlier but now I literally cannot move it. Hopefully they get a move on with answering it as I have to to go work in just over 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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