Flights Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Are you from the broch? Are people there still saying "fierce" and"fearsome" all the time? That used to be a pet hate of mineI live near the broch. They all speak polish there now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 I have an irrational hatred for the word 'delighted'.'Delightful' is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 'Delighted' is a major part of Football Manager. If your players are "Delighted" after yelling like fuck at them, you know they're not wet little Wendys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I have an irrational hatred for the word 'delighted'.'Delightful' is fine.Is it all the Glaswegians putting the emphasis on the "e"? Delighteeeeeeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 'Fraping'. A group of people I know constantly 'frape' each other. It's not even that funny stuff they do either, just the standard "I love the cock" and "I love pokey bum wanks". Terrible banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Is it all the Glaswegians putting the emphasis on the "e"? Delighteeeeeeed.Not specifically the Glasgwegian styling. 'I'm sure he'll be delighted with that'. Drown yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 'Fraping'. A group of people I know constantly 'frape' each other. It's not even that funny stuff they do either, just the standard "I love the cock" and "I love pokey bum wanks". Terrible banter.It's Jakebassist isn't it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 It's Jakebassist isn't it...My girlfriend frapes me a fare lot. But I'm sure most of my friends just hide my posts anyway so it won't be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Terrible banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I think some dude tried to hit on me via my aberdeen-music profile at 4am. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 When someone says "blah blah blah touch wood" and then scramble to touch something wooden, or hilariously touch someones head. Death is too good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 When someone says "blah blah blah touch wood" and then scramble to touch something wooden, or hilariously touch someones head. Death is too good for you.I did this yesterday, and I touched the cat's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Times New Roman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 When someone says "blah blah blah touch wood" and then scramble to touch something wooden, or hilariously touch someones head. Death is too good for you.It could be worse, what if they were to hilariously touch yr John Thomas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 When people use yr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Jan do you manually change your font selection every time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Jan do you manually change your font selection every time?I do, as I can't find a way to preset it to Helvetica. Not a fan of the default font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 I do, as I can't find a way to preset it to Helvetica. Not a fan of the default font.Nah it's not the greatest. Hopefully the new board will have better font selections. I want all my messages to be in Chiller or the font from the Matrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Hopefully it will have Comic Sans too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 In my head all of Cool Thinker's posts are written in Comic Sans. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Steve Wright, the worse thing he does is singing over the end of a song. Here he is looking like Jonathon Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 'Fraping'. A group of people I know constantly 'frape' each other. It's not even that funny stuff they do either, just the standard "I love the cock" and "I love pokey bum wanks". Terrible banter.Best frape:OMG my brother accidently penetrated me!!!!!!!!! Last night my friend Stephanie came over to my flat to have a few drinks with me and my brother and his friend Mike. All of us got pretty drunk and decided it would be funny to play naked Twister. Eventually we were all naked and I was bent over with my hands on the mat and my bum in the air, and my brother was behind me. I happen to look up between my legs and noticed my brother was staring at Stephanie and had a bit of a hard-on. When it came time to make the next move, Mike lost his balance and fell. He bumped into my brother as he fell and my brother fell against me, and as we fell his penis slipped inside me. He wasn't in me for more than few seconds and we both got up again quickly. Neither one of us said anything and he hasn't mentioned it again. I'm freaked out though! Should I say anything? What should I do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Best frape:OMG my brother accidently penetrated me!!!!!!!!! Last night my friend Stephanie came over to my flat to have a few drinks with me and my brother and his friend Mike. All of us got pretty drunk and decided it would be funny to play naked Twister. Eventually we were all naked and I was bent over with my hands on the mat and my bum in the air, and my brother was behind me. I happen to look up between my legs and noticed my brother was staring at Stephanie and had a bit of a hard-on. When it came time to make the next move, Mike lost his balance and fell. He bumped into my brother as he fell and my brother fell against me, and as we fell his penis slipped inside me. He wasn't in me for more than few seconds and we both got up again quickly. Neither one of us said anything and he hasn't mentioned it again. I'm freaked out though! Should I say anything? What should I do?Was the subject of the frape a guy or a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Was the subject of the frape a guy or a girl?'cause it's slightly hotter if it was a girl? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Was the subject of the frape a guy or a girl?Female I think. I dunno. A girl at my work forwarded it to me. It's probably not even a real frape, I just thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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