Alkaline Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Works at: CEO at Professional BumFUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT!xxTo be fair you're not a Space Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I don't have a problem with people lying. I don't live in Japan, either. I have a problem with people telling the truth in a FUCKING HILARIOUS way. You baw.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I don't have a problem with people lying. I don't live in Japan, either. I have a problem with people telling the truth in a FUCKING HILARIOUS way. You baw.xxHaha, you're a baw hair. Baw hair. Haw Bair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Haha, you're a baw hair. Baw hair. Haw Bair.Well you've got nae baw hair. But you ARE a baw. Nae baw hair baw. Bare baw.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 "Studied at: University of Life" and "School of hard knocks" are pretty bad too.I know someone that does this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 If i find that on any of my "friends" profiles they will be gone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Well you've got nae baw hair. But you ARE a baw. Nae baw hair baw. Bare baw.xxI would like to refer you to your previous post and yeah, yer Ma's yer Da. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I make a tasty mac and cheese. Pet hate: 'Mac and Cheese'. Just makes me think of 80's Chandler talking about Monica's 'righteous mac n cheese'. And don't get me started on 'Maccy Ds'... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 And that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 People who put what they play in their band as their job on Facebook.Proper pet hate that.Same goes for people who have a decent camera. Suddenly they are a "Photographer".No. You work in Topshop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Same goes for people who have a decent camera. Suddenly they are a "Photographer".No. You work in Topshop.Similarly, people who write blogs and suddenly their twitter bios say "writer". Nope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 What constitutes someone as a writer or journalist. I do writing for Hercules moments. Does my work being published by someone else make me a writer or do I need to be paid in order to say I am one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 You do some writing. You're not a writer.In the same way I play in a few bands, play poker sometimes and cook beans on toast (occasionally for other people) but I don't list myself online as MUSICIAN, POKER PLAYER, CHEF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 You maybe don't list it online, but I'd class myself as a musician (when i'm in a band) and a writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 But they are hobbies, not a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I would disagree, you play music you are a musician, doesnt matter if its your day job or anything, you are by definition a musician if you play a musical instrument. I still wouldnt put it on my fb profile as my job but if someone asks me what do i do with my time i tell them im a musician in my spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 "Internet Annoyance" comes before writer and musician though right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I think if you have certificates to prove your grade as a musician on a certain instrument, then you can probably consider yourself to be a musician, as it outlines your utmost understanding behind the instrument, and the theory required. If, like me, you learned how to play guitar by listening to something shite like Brain Stew over and over, then probably not.I used to write a bunch of reviews for C-Zine, slagging off shit indie rock demos. I'm definitely not a writer. I probably would do if someone's was stupid enough to pay me to write, to the extent that I could quit my job, and slag off bands and make enough money to buy food. Until then, I'm not a writer. I just write to get free CDs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I'd feel like an utter fuckhead telling anyone I was a musician. Despite being on fuck knows how many releases (including a demo that outsold Franz Ferdinand's first album for two weeks in One-Up. BOOM!) and touring fuck knows how many countries. I can play a couple of power chords really fast and I once did a blastbeat. I'm not a musician though. That's insulting to real musicians. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 By some measures of achievement on here on here I could class myself as a gynaecologist.Surely if you do something on a relatively full-time basis and it is what earns you your income, then that dictates whether you can class yourself as that profession? I mean, I can understand how some folk may be a writer/musician or whatever if those are the activities which they divide their time between to pay the bills, otherwise as someone else said, hobby... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 The teen ned girls who hang around the door of the Indian takeaway in my town talking about "fit lads at the marquee".Shut up. You're overweight skets that no one would look at.Also just because I was wearing a flat cap does not make me old.It makes me stylish (lies - I'm just out of touch with fashion). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I sometimes give my occupation as musician if someone asks. I'm a Customer Care Agent as a way to make money and nothing more. Answering phones is what I do for 8 hours a day to put food on the table. It means nothing to me. Making music is what I love doing more than anything, therefore if someone asks me "What do you do" I say I'm a musician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 When I'm not working, I beat pre-teens at FIFA online. I beat kids. I love beating kids. I sometimes swear at them. Fuck those kids.Love it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 When I'm not working, I beat pre-teens at FIFA online. I beat kids. I love beating kids. I sometimes swear at them. Fuck those kids.Love it.Soda Jerk - Occupation: Child Abuser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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