Lemonade Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 (Analism) Im in a cover band, playing a wedding next week, i will earn a few hundred pounds from that, i thnk that would count as a earning a living (/Analism)So whilst it may not be ok for knobbers like Lucky or Jake to say it, it is for me I have made money off playing gigs, and sold some CDs, therefore I am technically a semi-professional musician who makes some income from it. ergo, I CAN PUT IT ON MY FACEBOOK AND EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD WHO ISN'T MILNER CAN FUCK OFF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I make mad bank from music.Yours, David Geffen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Anyway, new pet hate of mine as of 30 minutes ago:People who shuffle their feet.Walk properly or I'll quite simply break you. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Thank fuck I haven't put my occupation on Facebook.Why are you so thankful? That's homophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I can't tell if thats a terrible joke or just a really stupid comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I can't tell if thats a terrible joke or just a really stupid comment.As stupid as a homophobic comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 You seriously think me not wanting to become gay overnight is homophobic? How would I explain it to my girlfriend? Get a fucking clue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I hope you semi pro slags declared your income to the tax man or shit is going get real. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 How would I explain it to my girlfriend?."Hey, turns out I like penis in my mouth and anus. So, y'know, we can see how it works if you by a strap-on but prepare for the worst." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I used to spend a fair bit of time playing golf. I was absolutely terrible but won prizes as part of a team at a golf outing - does this mean I'm a semi-professional golfer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Shut up Jake. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I used to spend a fair bit of time playing golf. I was absolutely terrible but won prizes as part of a team at a golf outing - does this mean I'm a semi-professional golfer?I'd say so. You played tournaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 *shakes head and weeps into coffee* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 This thread is my favourite.This shit has been popping up all over my facebook:FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU FUCKING CUNTY FUCK.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I used to spend a fair bit of time playing golf. I was absolutely terrible but won prizes as part of a team at a golf outing - does this mean I'm a semi-professional golfer?No. Golf has a strict definition between amateur and professional. You only become professional if you win more than £500 or are registered with the PGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I wasn't being serious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Really? I thought Jake needed to say it and it became so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I wasn't being serious....I know you weren't. Jake though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Inconsiderate bastarding neighbours.Someone spewed up in the central carpeted stairwell on Friday night. We don't have factoring, so nobody is paid to clean it up. I had to tidy it up yesterday because we had someone viewing our flat. What the fuck is wrong with people. They would have had to have walked round it each day since it was deposited.I wrote a passive agressive note, after knocking on everyones door to try and find out what it was. My wife made me re-write the note, as it was a bit too heavy on the agressive, and not so strong on the passive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 People who talk like wankers. This is a copy and paste straight from some dick tickler on Facebook:"Of whom of my acquaintances is to partake in the wetting of ones whistle this fine evening? Culinary delights and alcoholic beverages shall be consumed. What say you?"Seriously. I know you're trying to convince your parents that all the money they are throwing at you to go to University isn't a complete waste of everyone's resources, but why can't you just say "who is off to the pub?" and not be a massive fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I just delete folk like that. Those lot and the pricks who keep sending me photos of army men crying as they hug babies with captions about like this if your a good person ect or like if you hate cancer.Honestly where did this come from?! i want to find the first person that started one of them and brick his face in, then post a picture of it on facebook with the caption "like if enjoy throwing bricks at people". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 lol "dick tickler". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I just delete folk like that. Those lot and the pricks who keep sending me photos of army men crying as they hug babies with captions about like this if your a good person ect It's funny because it probably isn't even his. His wife is probably slamming every tom dick and harry when he's away shooting commies or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I just delete folk like that. Those lot and the pricks who keep sending me photos of army men crying as they hug babies with captions about like this if your a good person ect or like if you hate cancer.Honestly where did this come from?! i want to find the first person that started one of them and brick his face in, then post a picture of it on facebook with the caption "like if enjoy throwing bricks at people".This may be controversial, but the whole thing of describing as soldiers as heroes really sticks in my throat. I don't agree with it at all. Aye, they do a good job, keep the country safe and what not, but to me they're doing a job, a job that they chose and that they're getting paid for. That doesn't make someone a hero. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 This may be controversial, but the whole thing of describing as soldiers as heroes really sticks in my throat. I don't agree with it at all. Aye, they do a good job, keep the country safe and what not, but to me they're doing a job, a job that they chose and that they're getting paid for. That doesn't make someone a hero.Aye and no, on the one hand your right they are doing a job, but on the other they are actually putting their lives on the line. I dont think every soldier is a hero, but a fair few of them go above and beyond what is expected of them, its like any job really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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