Eupraxia Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 I like reading pet hates whilst eating a sangwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 What kind of sangwich, pacifically? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 A "Meatball Mariner" from Subway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Meatball Mariner: Submarine adventures A hit new kids tv programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 People who need to go to the "torlit" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 People from England.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 People from England.... But, my mum says I'm cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I don't get this new crop of 'memes' that have a picture of someone recognisable, but the text is just some generic shite. Something like this, for example: Ricky Bobby didn't say that. Why is it over a picture of Ricky Bobby? There's lots of them, with different people, with weird statements blazed over the top. Stop it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I don't get this new crop of 'memes' that have a picture of someone recognisable, but the text is just some generic shite. Something like this, for example:Ricky Bobby didn't say that. Why is it over a picture of Ricky Bobby? There's lots of them, with different people, with weird statements blazed over the top.Stop it now.Oh god, totally agreed. It's often Will Ferrell for some reason. Memes in general are pretty shite though. I don't understand why they're amusing to actual adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) Oh god, totally agreed. It's often Will Ferrell for some reason.Memes in general are pretty shite though. I don't understand why they're amusing to actual adults. I agree, I'm not sure I understand most of the memes in the first place let alone find them funny when i do :/ Edited March 19, 2014 by Alkaline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 The high guy one almost always gives me a chuckle to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 The high guy one almost always gives me a chuckle to be fair.Milner?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I don't get this new crop of 'memes' that have a picture of someone recognisable, but the text is just some generic shite. Something like this, for example: Ricky Bobby didn't say that. Why is it over a picture of Ricky Bobby? There's lots of them, with different people, with weird statements blazed over the top. Stop it now. I saw that one pop up earlier today too, didn't get it either. I found it especially odd as the person who posted it was always going out to priory and getting pished when I last knew her in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Slugs. Fuck off you horrible little bastards. I have a sort of "phobia" of the slimy little cunts, but in that I just don't like the look of them. Or so I thought. Last night, I was filling up my wood pellet boiler out in the shed and felt something on my hand - looked down and it was a tiny little slug on my hand. I freaked out and had to go inside to wash the fuck out of my hands about 5 times. I was uptight for about an hour and a half afterwards. Turns out the phobia is a real thing. I'm getting a bit hot under the collar just typing this, so I'll stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I don't get this new crop of 'memes' that have a picture of someone recognisable, but the text is just some generic shite. Something like this, for example: Ricky Bobby didn't say that. Why is it over a picture of Ricky Bobby? There's lots of them, with different people, with weird statements blazed over the top. Stop it now. Only thing I can figure is that the pictures are chosen for the facial expression or whatever that the person creating the meme thinks fits the caption, rather than being applicable to the character. Zach Galifanakis (spelling error probably) seems a popular one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Slugs. Fuck off you horrible little bastards. They should have stayed in Swindon and left us all alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 At least five times in the past month I've seen people write that they are on route to some place. I suppose this is how language evolves but I don't much care for this transitional phase when it is still wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 On root. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 At least five times in the past month I've seen people write that they are on route to some place. I suppose this is how language evolves but I don't much care for this transitional phase when it is still wrong. Of all the common mistakes people make with the the English language I think this might possibly be the least annoying. Writing "en route" is a load of nonsense and changing it is good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) Route a toot-toot. [EDIT= Or should that be tut-tut?] Edited March 20, 2014 by Adam Easy Wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Another one from a few months back: When you're on a plane and the person in front of you puts their seat back, creating more space for themselves by taking space away from you, without acknowledging your existence. One minute I'm enjoying Captain Phillips, the next Tom Hanks is squashed against my face. I'm astounded there aren't more air rage incidents on long flights. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 With you on that one. It does my head it. Especially on a coach where there is hardly any space to begin with. I never put my seat back if someone is behind me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Of all the common mistakes people make with the the English language I think this might possibly be the least annoying. Writing "en route" is a load of nonsense and changing it is good. You can make as many mistakes as you like with the English language but once you start fucking with French I'll be en your case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 The French can say it all they like but for our purposes we should use one of our own lovely prepositions. I bet UKIP would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 We should just give it them back and be on our way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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