Moose Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Das Burghen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 East Coast trains not running buses between Berwick and Newcastle.To get home tonight, I have to get a train to Carlisle, then to Newcastle which is going to be packed, unless they manage to open up the track.National Express only run buses in the morning and the Megabus isn't until 22:45 tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Dumb cunts on ebay."Hey was just wondering does your item have a buy it now price?" "Hi there do you post internationally?"LOOK AT MY FUCKING LISTING!It clearly states that I only post domestically and there isn't a buy it now option.Fucking cretins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 At least you weren't in Newcastle yesterday when the sky fell down. That looked ridiculous with roundabouts underwater, people kayaking down the street and water coming up through the drains in people's houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yeah, my wife was saying that it just got dark, like it was night.This is about 10 minutes from my house, which is just mental. Had I still been working in Newcastle, I doubt I would have got home, with all the road closures and the Tyne Tunnel being closed as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Dumb cunts on ebay."Hey was just wondering does your item have a buy it now price?""Hi there do you post internationally?"LOOK AT MY FUCKING LISTING!It clearly states that I only post domestically and there isn't a buy it now option.Fucking cretins!what you selling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 what you selling?LOOK AT MY FUCKING LISTING! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 fuck sake. I wanted him to reply then for me to say "can i buy it now"Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 what you selling?Drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 DrugsIs there a buy it now price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Parents, man. Why isn't there a gruelling test that you have to take to obtain a licence to reproduce? There should be. Two little cunt kids were stood at the front door of my flat block this morning pressing all the buzzers for the ages whilst the mum of one (or both) of the little pissants was stood less than a couple of metres away. My buzzer is loud. It's like a bomb siren, so I didn't take kindly to a couple of odious little cretins mashing the buzzer buttons at half 8 this morning. If I was on a day off from work, I might have stormed out and kicked the shithouse of a mother right in the clunge, but since I was leaving for work at the time, I just muttered obscenities, including the word "cunts" under my breath, but definitely audible enough to hear. She'll probably get her drug dealer boyfriend on to me at some point, whenever he's out of prison. Scummers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I used to love pressing the buzzers and running away. One time, we pressed the buzzer of some minky wifey. Then again. The again. On the 4th time we pressed it, she hurled abuse but we talked her round and explained we'd just seen a bunch of kids in hats and hoods buzz the buzzers and run away. We said we'd keep an eye out. She thanked us. And as we left, we pressed her buzzer again and ran laughing in to the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 the kids in logie are a new breed of scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Babies. Urgh. I was sat behind squealing babies on both the outward and return flight to Tunisia. Who the fucking fuck takes a baby to Africa? It was hotter than hell. Babies would burst into flames in that heat. I hope they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Was on the sleeper train from London on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There was a baby screaming and howling at least 80% of the ride down. By the time we got to edinburgh i was just about prepared to dangle the little fucking thing out of the window. The problem was that it's parents sat doing fuck all to calm down the little piece of cunt. Just staring out the window, occasionally chatting, actually getting some sleep unlike everyone else on the train, just as nonfuckingchalant as someone strolling to work. What kind of family takes the sleeper train, a 10 hour, overnight train ride from London to Aberdeen anyway? It was literally all folk on there own, most of us in suits, tired and grumpy who didn't have time to travel during the day. These guys thought they were on an outing where "stop the baby crying? Nah everyone's trying to sleep, they won't mind!"It was probably a cheaper train, an important thing when you have kids I'd imagine. They had probably been trying to shut the thing up for a while. It's annoying but I prefer a baby crying to most of the annoying cunts you get on public transport. Bus was full this morning from the very first stop. I ask the guy to move his suitcase so i can sit in the one remaining seat and he looks at me like I'm the cunt. If you don't like your luggage being in the aisle, put it in your seat or get the fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Don't babies travel for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Don't babies travel for free?Quite possibly. Parents don't though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Babies cry. Get over it. If someone who knows better is causing a fuss on purpose, then aye, that's shite. But babies cry. Tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yeah, my wife was saying that it just got dark, like it was night.This is about 10 minutes from my house, which is just mental. Had I still been working in Newcastle, I doubt I would have got home, with all the road closures and the Tyne Tunnel being closed as well.Aye, it sounds like it was fairly chaotic. This is the view from the street I used to live on: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 That's now two weeks wages and a 1000 Euro bonus held up in RBS / Ulster Bank's fuck up. I should be jumping into piles of cash a la Scrooge McDuck, instead I'm stressing over how I'm going to pay my bills and eat with 60 Euros. Also my weekend plans are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I'm stressing over how I'm going to pay my bills and eat with 60 Euros. .Is that like 20 French, 20 Spanish and 20 Italian? Or is it more mixed than that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Aye, it sounds like it was fairly chaotic. This is the view from the street I used to live on:I was in Derby yesterday, it was crazy there as well. Went from glorious sunshine to torrential rain and thunder and lightning and within about half an hour there was flooding. Not on the Newcastle scale, but still flooding. Left Derby and by the time I got to Stoke it was so hot I got sunburnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 East Coast maintaining First Class when people are queuing out of Waverley Station to get where they want to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 East Coast maintaining First Class when people are queuing out of Waverley Station to get where they want to go.Just go in and sit there anyway. If the train is rammed like fuck, they probably won't do an inspection. First class on a train is fucking stupid, for a table lamp and a slightly different kind of chair. Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Just go in and sit there anyway. If the train is rammed like fuck, they probably won't do an inspection. First class on a train is fucking stupid, for a table lamp and a slightly different kind of chair. Fuck that.You also get a free meal, and alcohol. I walked past the First Class coaches and decided fuck it, I'll pay if asked, but got a free upgrade, as mentioned in the ace-ic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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